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moondust (m)
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How can u be listenin 2 stupid talk?
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MoOdYLaDy (f)
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you are the one talking stupid na  , anyway are you picking me for clubbing tonight |
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Amigoz (f)
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Moodylady u neva reach d club yet? e don be 3 nites in a row, na everiday your own club dey open? abi u be VIP? Make i bring d club com meet u 4 hse, so u can get jiggy with it, cos i know say your body don dey shake like say u don relapse  . |
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hollandis
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why dont you girls come to my house tonight,lets have fun and put ourselves in wild romance. Where and when should i pick u?
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Amigoz (f)
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pls hold the line
Im sorry the person you need to ask the questn is not available at the mmt, can i take a message and someone who cares will get back to u
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hollandis
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Thanks i will drop a message  This is the second time u aint picking my calls,pls its over .I dont want to see u again and one thing, DONT EVER CALL ME ON PHONE AGAIN. |
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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the number u're trying is not reachable at the moment plz try again later |
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hollandis
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your call is in a queue.pls call in 365 days time
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Amigoz (f)
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hello, oh it so good to hear your voice again? few seconds feels like a million years, dont u ever hold me on like dat again, dont u know wot u do to me?
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chinnex (f)
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no really!hmmm but tell me re u inlove wit me?say the truth ooooo!
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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hmnn. . actually. . hmnn. . erm. . erm. . hmnnnnnn
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na wa (m)
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actually what? don't be shy, tell me. . . are you in love with me?
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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sorry to disappoint u. . nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! |
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penfold (m)
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no? what a shame, i'd better stop wasting my credit then,
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Creamish (f)
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while your at dat,pls send me 5000 naira recharge card |
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somze (m)
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5000 naira worth of recharge card? Na oil rig you go give me? Abeg when are you coming to my place |
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penfold (m)
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coming to your house?, tufiakpa!!
ok, when u chase away that witch u call your mother, she is always baring her teeth at me!!
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Creamish (f)
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she bares her boobs at me too. . .f**kn lesbo! |
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PLea
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kai e bi like say u like this your mama too much oo, ok na play i dey play |
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penfold (m)
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play, u mean you are playing with yourself?, abeg softly softly o!!
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Nella (f)
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i don hear mr man --------- ok, somebody say make i give u an important message about your job application, but i don forget so . . . |
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Amigoz (f)
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Na wetin u mean i don get shortlisted abi dem zoom giv me d job, abeg no play games o ? o ya a dey wait o make u yarn me the gist
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Amigoz (f)
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4 my backyard? hw u know say I hav recruitment agency 4 ma backyard? u get x-rated eyes ?  Begin dey confess now, which one u be? |
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Nella (f)
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u dey question my intelligence?  and besides na akara shop dey your backyard na why u come dey lie now?? |
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otuwe (f)
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pls i dont speak pigin english can we talk in english my love  |
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Amigoz (f)
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Intelli wetin, u fit spell am c me c omo iya lakara o, no be u dey sell d akara sef, I just dey chill 4 u now u don blow your cover, and u dey talk intelli Otuwe darlyn I don speak english tire, baby make u shine your ears nd dey listen proper, u go enjoy am |
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jaybaby (f)
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'njoy wetin? that boring convrstn----that hold on my line is buzy
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pterygott (f)
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wy wont it be busy wen your gay partner is on the other line? |
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