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na wa (m)
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hello jeje, i can here you whatz up?
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jejelolatu (f)
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am gud
wats popping
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adexbols
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i'm not bad nd wont mind us hooking up
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na wa (m)
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that's terrible, cos there are no fisher women on the line. now what are you going to do?
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na wa (m)
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sorry sweetie. go on, talk!
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chinnex (f)
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eh he! as i was saying jare!
how far of hooking up now?
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na wa (m)
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i don't mind hooking up with you chi.
i do understand that hundred of people are tapping through this line.
how about you and i having a conversation in a more secure line?
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jejelolatu (f)
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yeah
more secure line indeed.
am sure u just put the american terrosist squad on red alert with that statement
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hollandis
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how about having a drink with you tonight?
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na wa (m)
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you mean you want to go out on a date with me tonight?
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hollandis
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not you i meant that jejelolatu , is she your sister?
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Infourmer
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why do you ask,have you got a crush on her?
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na wa (m)
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no, if he crush her, she will definitely not survive it.
where have you been, infourmer?
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Infourmer
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well,on the other side of the phone O my brother. Dont you think naira is taking much of my time? If not this fone sef,man no go use fone O  |
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na wa (m)
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this is a sign of good things happening in our country, now we no longer complain of the money the network providers are charging us rather we complain of the time we spend conversing. well, kudos to 9geria.
hello! you still de there?
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qeemus
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yeah, still here mtn is messing up, can u hear me?
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Infourmer
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Yes na with clear vision sef so what were you up to before I called? |
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Amigoz (f)
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I just dey leave office naw. Omo make i yarn u small wetin happen 4 office 2dy ----- hallo, hallo, u still dey abi your eyes don dey fix on d omoge wey dey pass your front - u nd dat clear vision !
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tommyex (m)
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I am with u honey,i no look anybabe oo,i was jus thinkn of u oo.
So gist me,how was it??
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chinnex (f)
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wel fine jare!but u know wat ?
one handsome bobo come our office 2day and he told me he likes me sha!
but wetin u think now?hello, re u there? u re not talking nowwwwwwwww!
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nana (f)
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no vex jare. . .
Wetin make i talk now? U don know the guy before?Abi this na the first time wey una dey meet?
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na wa (m)
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e de like say na d first time.
as my friend i go remind you se their are always fine bobos, so make you shine your eyes and use your head well well b4 u say yes o.
abi u de hear me?
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ituen (m)
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Hold on abeg, nepa just bring light come make i put my fone for fire - i wan charge am,
Hehe, u were saying,
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na wa (m)
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wait a minute i've been talking for7days, 12 hours and 12 minutes on the phone, let me check my balance to see how much credit i have left. brb
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ituen (m)
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Na lie. na all night call we dey do. Free credit na im u dey use, wayo boy. Sha If credit dey, send am
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na wa (m)
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who tell u se na lie? u no know se glo na dem de rule your world, dem ne de cut much of my money. i still get one million eight hundred and fifty nine naira twenty five kobo left. so make we de yan jere.
so how far the new bobo?
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Infourmer
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the new bobo ke? Na gurl O,she dey e. I even call am yesterday sef,na then she kon dey yarn say she need 50,000Naira. Na im I shout say "hanhan I be your papa"?
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SylviaCozy (f)
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EH!!!!!  This na serious matter Oh! Where did Johnny go to after the bash last nite? |
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Infourmer
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the guy don drink forget im pants for toilet.Na road the guy sleep yesternite beside those homeless dude. Na me go pick am up this morning with ma moro,after I drop am for house I just go wash ma moro because e don make am dey smell.
You nko where your bobo take you after the bash yesternite?
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SylviaCozy (f)
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e be like sey we reach Ota farm go visit one very significant-looking monkey
have u ever been there?
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ituen (m)
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yea, when i been go see wan chic for there. The farm dey dirty scatter. the monkey could not take care of the farm
Wen u go, e bin dey dirty like dat?
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