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Seun (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #32 on: October 02, 2007, 04:17 PM »

I equate RCCG with the former STB Plc because they both have branches everywhere.
bencobenz (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #33 on: October 02, 2007, 05:19 PM »

RCCG is Intercontinental bank. Fastest in terms of growth.
9ja4eva (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #34 on: October 02, 2007, 05:19 PM »

Quote from: simplelady on October 02, 2007, 04:16 PM
what about Sat Guru Maraji's church?

U mean his heaven on earth

Quote from: Tmoni on October 02, 2007, 04:13 PM
this is just what i need, really good laugh,
@poster, nice one

HOTR is IBTC, the abbrevation people


then You know, microfinance banks are not well known and spring up every where so allocate 1 microfinance bank to anychurch around your neighbourhood

Me thinks RCCG should be Zenith bank because, as Zenith opened their UK branch, RCCG opened a new scottish branch

WINNERS should be Intercontinental because of similar models
 UNIVERSITY and INSURANCE company
both subsidiaries are in the same sectors,
both educational and both financial services

lol

Yeah Winners Intercontinental not bad
cashoggy (f)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #35 on: October 02, 2007, 05:55 PM »

lol lol lol  Grin Grin And which  bank would Jehova Witnesses be? What of Catholic?
Clowns ye are all Wink
ibkn (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #36 on: October 02, 2007, 06:05 PM »

catholic church will be first bank,  little bit modern
jehovah witness will be union bank, ave u entered their branch in ojuelegba recently? they need an it upgrade.
Carlosein (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #37 on: October 02, 2007, 06:41 PM »

Will WEMA be ECWA Grin Grin Grin Cool Cheesy Wink Smiley
mashaun
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #38 on: October 02, 2007, 06:49 PM »

wetin CHOSEN go be now
Carlosein (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #39 on: October 02, 2007, 07:06 PM »

chosen will be cooperative and commerce bank (CCB) Grin Grin Cheesy Wink Smiley
Gridlock (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #40 on: October 02, 2007, 10:20 PM »

This thread is stupid.
jayon (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #41 on: October 02, 2007, 10:39 PM »

 Angry Angry Angry Angry please let stop this kind of stuff, how dare u,i mean dare u insult, churches(for every word a man speaketh he will give account on judgement day)
Egavlas (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #42 on: October 03, 2007, 06:07 AM »

Quote from: jayon on October 02, 2007, 10:39 PM
Angry Angry Angry Angry please let stop this kind of stuff, how dare u,i mean dare u insult, churches(for every word a man speaketh he will give account on judgement day)

Oh puleeeeze, this is just for a little laugh. There is nothing blasphemous about it.

The church of God is the Body Of Christ and means the people not some buildings or denominations.

The heavenlies will be having a laugh at this.

Its also a slap back to reality for those who have started worshipping the denominations and buildings without knowng it.


And , if you need to know, am a christian too
excel12 (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #43 on: October 03, 2007, 09:13 AM »

Quote from: jayon on October 02, 2007, 10:39 PM
Angry Angry Angry Angry please let stop this kind of stuff, how dare u,i mean dare u insult, churches(for every word a man speaketh he will give account on judgement day)
Quote from: Salvage on October 03, 2007, 06:07 AM
Oh puleeeeze, this is just for a little laugh. There is nothing blasphemous about it.

The church of God is the Body Of Christ and means the people not some buildings or denominations.

The heavenlies will be having a laugh at this.

Its also a slap back to reality for those who have started worshipping the denominations and buildings without knowng it.


And , if you need to know, am a christian too

Jayon,
If you care to know, i started this thread and i am a christian,so i really don't see any reason why you should read any meaning into this. Its purely harmless and is not meant to insult any church.Like Salvage said,the heavenlies will be laughing with us too.

Now ,which church will be seventh day adventist? It must be any bank that does not do saturday banking
mdsocks (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #44 on: October 03, 2007, 09:21 AM »

Adventist wil be :
spring bank  Grin
Gettolove (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #45 on: October 03, 2007, 09:36 AM »

this is one of the funniest thread i have ever seen.

it seems you guys have not found any match for the following banks, unity bank, city group
ehie007 (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #46 on: October 03, 2007, 09:38 AM »

City Group will be KICC
but i don't know of Unity Bank?Huh Huh


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excel12 (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #47 on: October 03, 2007, 09:44 AM »

Unity Bank will be Eckankar  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
excel12 (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #48 on: October 03, 2007, 11:57 AM »

And which Bank will be Christian Praying Assembly (Rev King's Church) ?

Anybody that gives a good answer with a good reason gets a schlarship. Grin Grin
Purist (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #49 on: October 03, 2007, 12:30 PM »

I think CCC should be likened to Oceanic or Zenith because of their numerous branches all over the country.  Even in the most deserted of places, you will find a Cele Church. Grin
excel12 (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #50 on: October 03, 2007, 12:46 PM »

Quote from: excel12 on October 03, 2007, 11:57 AM
And which Bank will be Christian Praying Assembly (Rev King's Church) ?

Anybody that gives a good answer with a good reason gets a schlarship. Grin Grin

Nobody wants the scholarship?HuhHuh going,  going,

And what bank will latter rain assembly (Tunde Bakare's Church) be?
9ja4eva (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #51 on: October 03, 2007, 01:26 PM »

lmao 


Deeper life should be ehen ehen,
mdsocks (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #52 on: October 03, 2007, 02:32 PM »

Quote from: excel12 on October 03, 2007, 11:57 AM
And which Bank will be Christian Praying Assembly (Rev King's Church) ?

Anybody that gives a good answer with a good reason gets a schlarship. Grin Grin
The bank is not yet consolidated
but the name will be KillerSquad Community Bank  Grin
johunojuri
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #53 on: October 03, 2007, 03:05 PM »

Make God no strike una mouth, una go just turn imbecile Undecided Undecided Undecided
excel12 (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #54 on: October 03, 2007, 03:18 PM »

Quote from: johunojuri on October 03, 2007, 03:05 PM
Make God no strike una mouth, una go just turn imbecile Undecided Undecided Undecided

Na lie!!! nothin dey happen.

KICC is Ecobank because it has branches across west africa Grin Grin Cheesy

No be so?Huh??
mdsocks (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #55 on: October 03, 2007, 03:32 PM »

Quote from: johunojuri on October 03, 2007, 03:05 PM
Make God no strike una mouth, una go just turn imbecile Undecided Undecided Undecided

jambitte or johnny just come
is that what to start with
adetunrayo (f)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #56 on: October 03, 2007, 04:16 PM »

I think these is nonsense.Bullshit
excel12 (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #57 on: October 03, 2007, 04:59 PM »

Quote from: adetunrayo on October 03, 2007, 04:16 PM
I think these is nonsense.Bullshit

U're entitled to your opinion.
By the way,your face looks familiar,did you attend Yabatech?
jintujinta (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #58 on: October 03, 2007, 05:42 PM »

Tufiapa! Gurumaharaji doesnt have a church. His is a shrine! has no counterpart bank. Chikena!
mrpataki (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #59 on: October 03, 2007, 06:58 PM »

It is such inanity that those who call themselves christians here, also indulge in such foolishness here. After equating all the Nigerian churches which you can all think of, what happens next to the thread?

Bunch of childish fools. Angry Angry
Sky-walker (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #60 on: October 03, 2007, 07:48 PM »

You people will not kill me before my time  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

I am going to tell my pastor about you people here

mdsocks (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #61 on: October 03, 2007, 07:50 PM »

Quote from: funlover on October 03, 2007, 06:13 PM
What about oke tude?
It must be a wonder bank,most likely PMI
I think it will be Megawealth or pound foolish
Purist (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #62 on: October 03, 2007, 10:25 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on October 03, 2007, 06:58 PM
It is such inanity that those who call themselves christians here, also indulge in such foolishness here. After equating all the Nigerian churches which you can all think of, what happens next to the thread?

Bunch of childish fools. Angry Angry

With all due respect, mrpataki, I believe as an adult, one should be able to express his views without being unnecessarily insulting.  It's been stated right from the beginning of this thread that this is intended as comical, and nothing more.  If you felt irritated by the thread, you should have simply done yourself some good by ignoring, or at best, drop an insult-free comment. . . and I believe I'm speaking for everyone else here, innit?
romeo (m)
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks
« #63 on: October 04, 2007, 07:46 AM »

Quote from: mrpataki on October 03, 2007, 06:58 PM
It is such inanity that those who call themselves christians here, also indulge in such foolishness here. After equating all the Nigerian churches which you can all think of, what happens next to the thread?

Bunch of childish fools. Angry Angry

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