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ituen (m)
Ultimate Search Dog
« on: September 26, 2007, 03:31 AM »

Police officers George and Mary had been assigned to the slums. They had only been out a short while when MAry said, “Damn was running late this morning after my workout and after my shower, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go to the station to get them.” Geroge replied “we don’t have to go back, just give the Alsatian unit, Bingo, one sniff and he will go fetch them for you”

Mary gave it a tot so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Bingo’s nose shoots b/w her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 secs, bingo picks up a scent and in a flash, heads towards the station house. 15min pass and they begin to get worried. 30 min pass and they hear sirens in the distance.

They rush to the scene and bingo is found in the corner with the Sergeants testicles in his mouth
clemcykul
Re: Ultimate Search Dog
« #1 on: September 26, 2007, 09:08 AM »

buhahahaha lol Grin now dat really crazy and amusing Grin Grin
whats he doing wid her undies Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
if i were the dog i'll neva get out from her thighs cos no where is beta dan home Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
but thank 2 heavens am clemcy and i'll always be clemcykul Grin Kiss

Migines (m)
Re: Ultimate Search Dog
« #2 on: September 26, 2007, 09:21 AM »

Nooo, hes waznt wit her undies. He fu*kt her and still had her p*ssy scent around his privates
clemcykul
Re: Ultimate Search Dog
« #3 on: September 26, 2007, 10:14 AM »

dhahaha i see Grin Grin Grin ;Dlol
lancaster (m)
Re: Ultimate Search Dog
« #4 on: September 26, 2007, 11:05 AM »

i think its better they start trainning guys in the act of sniffing that side cus we can do a better job
salinco (m)
Re: Ultimate Search Dog
« #5 on: September 26, 2007, 11:21 AM »

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Cool Cool Cool Cool Grin Grin Grin Grin
ituen (m)
Re: Ultimate Search Dog
« #6 on: September 27, 2007, 01:21 AM »

be careful where u slot your sim cards

cos gprs network go find u
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