Dear Seun - Nairaland Moderator,
This is a formal request asking that you ban me [quickly] from your forum. Please do so before the level of
English Ninglish used here kills, maims, or adulterates my own command of proper English grammar.

Following my recent visits, I have left Nairaland wondering what in heaven's name is happening in Nigerian classrooms? What has happened to those days of yore when you were drilled until you mastered correct usage of English grammar by Primary three?!
For example, I clicked on the discussion item at the top of the 'hot list' today and almost suffered a fatal blow when the poster started with
"Have you ever sit, " I understand occasional 'slip-ups' however, the repeated instances on this forum
has lead me to believe that these folks just never [b]learned proper English, or have not bothered to keep up by reading [/b] well written literature or revisiting early lessons from time to time (and as needed).
I am now officially fed-up with Ninglish and would like to turn-in my Nairaland membership before irreparable damage is done. I will now be moving over to the Nigerian Village Square. Nigerians there seem to have better control of the language. Ironically, they seem to make better sense too.
Respectfully,
Rubbermaid.
PS - English is your friend. Blame those who made it our national language. Peace.
You are part of the crime.