Ain't It Funny?

mamma is young:
arm robbers went over some ppls place and the arm robberss line da girls up to rapr them the mama just entered the queue one time, when the other girls saw this they begged the arm robs that they should free the mams, the old woman went, you silly girls get no respect i dey lonely all this years now you are talking crazy, robbers abeg come and grind me quickly before you tire and na me first, first con first serve 50 50 no cheating.
low releif:
teacher: a low relief is a sculpture in which image protrude from surrounding surface are. you stand up and give me example
student: those thing on your chest.
class: ha ha ha he he he eeeeeeeeee.
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my bad.

 Having had a sullen day,have been looking for somthing to nudge me to sleep,this joke has done that excessively,am afraid am going to oversleep>