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PYTHAGORAS (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #160 on: August 20, 2009, 11:26 PM »

ify may your daysis be long. is it not jah for munwa to try okpekaration via nairaland. biko if that is yhe keske, walk and never stumble
AB-OGIDI
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #161 on: August 21, 2009, 01:25 PM »

BIKOKWA,pythagoras OKPEKERIZATION, IZ NOT T.O.K AGAINA?. BIKO OKPEKER8 BIKOZ ON DAT BRUTAL DAY D I WAZ TINATURNED, MY CHIEF FIRED 2 MUNWANES TO OKPEKER8 TO INFINITY, EVEN WITHOUT CHUKWU EMEKA TAPOLINE
 SO ENTITY ALAKA MUNWANESS, OKPEKER8 THE OKPEKE
DIZ IZ AB-OGIDI, NWA OGIDI NA ANAMBRA STATE
TELEWIRE MINAAWILAWOLUS VIA 08030402785 OR henrygreatb2k@yahoo.
MAY ENTITY ALAKA MUNWA WOK & SEFENI STUMBLE, IGBIM
        AM HYPA NATTY, TRY ME ANOTA
moneybank
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #162 on: August 27, 2009, 06:37 PM »

daziz to all agbalagbasis
emutunde is reporting on duty
ive busy on som national comrdo assignment.
and it was very very nattykponki.wat is the xyclopa atb this atima t junctinj on this janka eyo.i have reacha landa
babasis to allealle


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JustGood (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #163 on: August 28, 2009, 01:08 PM »

okpekesis to reporta atua at time T
ogalanya (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #164 on: August 29, 2009, 12:50 PM »

It is written in d book of bukosis : nokia 33:10 dat when two or more entities are in ghadaffi dat an ilya is formed. So what nomenclara are we goin 2 giv dis our ilya in nairaland. So dat commurados will not be able 2 decode what is encoded through medium. I suggest ILYA DU WIRELESS. D gods are metaplastic. So entities suggest bkos yyy vox populi vox dei. I hav terribly landed
sirsopia
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #165 on: August 29, 2009, 08:20 PM »

ab ogalanya, may your days remain on agogo. bikokwa vibrating nowally is a wogged entity of ilya du elephant going by d nomenculala ab rain. d only baba in the whole galagala dat possess d ryhm of powa6 to titrate on any what i don't know without apply reuben. your suggeslala is gbaski. walk bembestically in our ilya du wireless. d gods ar still ndi nmuo
ifyalways (f)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #166 on: August 31, 2009, 01:02 AM »

Dayzes to all agbalagbas.I am bombastically karid.Gyration 24/7.Haha,the gods are wise.
kristos (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #167 on: August 31, 2009, 01:01 PM »

kponkinati to all agbalagbas in illya du wireless: we shall see our gret-grand children in comradium.

to all animales vibrating: see terrible caution cos the head of an agbalagba is too wawastic for child's play.
ogalanya (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #168 on: September 01, 2009, 06:31 AM »

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PYTHAGORAS (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #169 on: September 01, 2009, 11:51 AM »

munwanness ve vibrated via this place pee at oge gara aga for an ilya alika dat to be gbesokeed. but nassarawaly it is karid to aware and fire ilya du wireless. it is bembestic because that same buk of bukosis gbozaad that when two or more wogged entities are made in presidential hotel, with u90 in diversity, a wogged ilya is formed. so ilya du wireless is karid. entities supposed to telewire ab world ad myirimyiri to yanwa and world councl of chefesis so that the blessings of chefesis all over the galaxy shal be the keske of ilya du wireless. but wherewill the keg of office be? walk bembesticallly, all i am karid.
JustGood (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #170 on: September 02, 2009, 12:58 PM »

Karidity is bembestic
anobscase (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #171 on: September 04, 2009, 05:52 AM »

Bikokwa, Ilya du wireless is so gbaskii.
I still remain AB Chapi,a woged entity via Ilya du eroxion(Fed. Poly Oko).
Dayziz.

Alora 2 all Sealords
Nonsnelly
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #172 on: September 06, 2009, 12:53 AM »

Just wish to join da hood, am a new person and wish to possess the book of bookosis, how possible is it gonna b?
ifyalways (f)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #173 on: September 06, 2009, 03:13 PM »

Quote from: Nonsnelly on September 06, 2009, 12:53 AM
Just wish to join da hood, am a new person and wish to possess the book of bookosis, how possible is it gonna b?
your IUPAC nomenclature pls.
Quote from: JustGood on September 02, 2009, 12:58 PM
Karidity is bembestic
Gyratioooooooooooon.
pres-elect (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #174 on: September 06, 2009, 11:21 PM »

my IUPAC nomenclature is karidity venus, inherited from the book of bookosis which was captured from the wilderness of darfur by karid agwalagwa st bachus in the karid yr of I434, after the war of liqour
Nonsnelly
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #175 on: September 08, 2009, 06:27 PM »

I still do not get it all, how do I enroll? I am based in Aba right now.
IGWE_USA (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #176 on: September 09, 2009, 12:04 AM »

Quote from: Nonsnelly on September 08, 2009, 06:27 PM
I still do not get it all, how do I enroll? I am based in Aba right now.

     To be transgbawed from animale to nwa mmuo, you have to meet chiefos of the nearest Ilya{higher institution} in Aba so that they
     can give you the required orientation necessary for the transformation rites of a non karid entity.

     But mind you that keggites club is not a secret cult{ie otu ndi anyamelele/nkutanbali},hence; you have to do your research dilligently.

     How ever, its always good to see Jankariwoos like you willing to denounce their spirit of animality.

                                                             may d longatua of methusaleh also b d keske of all fellow ashainas.
Quote from: pres-elect on September 06, 2009, 11:21 PM
my IUPAC nomenclature is karidity venus, inherited from the book of bookosis which was captured from the wilderness of darfur by karid agwalagwa st bachus in the karid yr of I434, after the war of liqour
           Even the devil can quote d bible, Pres-eleect when shall it become.
,ladysex
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #177 on: September 11, 2009, 02:40 AM »

Supreme Comradium, may u all walk n neva jantule.
AB-OGIDI
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #178 on: September 11, 2009, 05:23 PM »

if u are naty alaka munwaness, telwire mina awela awolus via 08030402785 :d :d :d
ifyalways (f)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #179 on: September 12, 2009, 11:20 PM »

Quote from: AB-OGIDI on September 11, 2009, 05:23 PM
if u are naty alaka munwaness, telwire mina awela awolus via 08030402785 :d :d :d
Foul foul foul  Lips sealed
nana (f)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #180 on: September 13, 2009, 10:17 PM »

How ironic is it that I heard two people chat about keggites today!
ELDER-1 (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #181 on: September 15, 2009, 11:54 AM »

natty-gbasky i still rimen,
mina wulus AB Elder-1, baby ilya du blessed (Tansian Uni. Oba, Anambra State)
dazis oblong 2 all entities alaka munwaness
if u're in compound interest of my nokia, just fire me via
08036212189 or 08050356525
de gods are wise
!ladysex
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #182 on: September 16, 2009, 12:58 AM »

please and pleases let no good for nothing comrado okpaka temt the gods anota for the gods are wise.
ELDER-1 (m)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #183 on: September 17, 2009, 03:44 PM »

dizis be long ladysex, may your son neva resemble your landlord,
your vibration is kpokponki and i could timpa dat u're natty.
bikokwa may u ekwentarize my 11-digit for onward disinteraction
08036212189 or 08050356525
i rimen awaiting trial for ginwaness
walk dangerously and stumble anota
!ladysex
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #184 on: September 18, 2009, 02:38 AM »

Quote from: ELDER-1 on September 17, 2009, 03:44 PM
dizis be long ladysex, may your son neva resemble your landlord,
your vibration is kpokponki and i could timpa dat u're natty.
bikokwa may u ekwentarize my 11-digit for onward disinteraction
08036212189 or 08050356525
i rimen awaiting trial for ginwaness
walk dangerously and stumble anota

I am a fellow, I am a natty,
I am a karied material if I disobey
the suprememus rocamus pardon
me my chief oooo awawa
I am woged am karid d gods are wise
kellorah (f)
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #185 on: September 18, 2009, 02:45 AM »

LMAO!! Are u guys speaking a language or wot? Sounds funny.
!ladysex
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #186 on: September 18, 2009, 03:45 AM »

   Re: Kegites
« #224 on: Today at 03:33:20 AM »

Supreme komuradium, supreme enjoyment may u all walk and Neva 2 stumble
dat is 2 say kegites klub a social kultural klub in NL and all over d glob.
Supreme komuradium, woworiwo, nonono, unity, by der fingers and karablity
turupepeturupepe, all fellowsis all kongosis all life senior fellowsis all chifesis
pls stand up and gyreate @ dis ataima d gods are wise may your son Neva resemble
your landlord . Samisis 2 say minuawula awulia awulus xyz chiwendu Iya du Futo on
her tentacles dat is 2 say ladysex vibrating 2 d whole NL dat let your karabilty shine
so dat komurados will nyopus d gud hand work of god.
AB-OGIDI
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #187 on: September 18, 2009, 11:05 AM »

I LOV EMU, I NO GO LIE NA INSIDE AM I GO MARRY MY OKPEKE I NEVA REGRET TO BE A OKPEKERATOR AM WOGGED , AM NATTY
D GODS ARE WISE

AB-OGIDI
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #188 on: September 18, 2009, 11:17 AM »

THIZ VIBBRASHON IZ 2 AB ELDER WHO WANT TO OKPEKE8 HIS MOTHERYEE

DESPITE DAT IT IS WRITTEN IN D BOOK OF BOOKOSIS DAT OKPEKERISATION IS ONE OF G T .O .K BUT IT IS  AKA ENWE NO OFE TO OKPEKR8 A MAMARADOOO

MAY U WALK & SEFENI NKWAKWA AKA
TELEWIRE MUNWANESS VIA
08030402785
AB-OGIDI
NWA OGIDI NA ANAMBRA STATE
!ladysex
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #189 on: September 18, 2009, 01:35 PM »

just 1 morning i woke up i hear say sombody dieoooooo
ee no reach i month, i travel cum hear say another don die
Abi na lie ah!ah!ah!ah!ah!, Abi u no hear eh!eh!eh!eh!
Cardiac arrest dey bad ooooo!!

just 1 morning i woke up, i hear say petrol don scarc's ooo
Everywhere eee no reach i month i treavel come hear say
workers dey strick Abi u no hear ah!ah!ah!ah! strick everywhere
eh!eh!eh!eh! petrol palava ooo eh!eh!eh! petrol palava dey badooooo
IYA NGBALI
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #190 on: September 18, 2009, 05:42 PM »

Quote from: !ladysex on September 18, 2009, 01:35 PM
just 1 morning i woke up i hear say sombody dieoooooo
ee no reach i month, i travel cum hear say another don die
Abi na lie ah!ah!ah!ah!ah!, Abi u no hear eh!eh!eh!eh!
Cardiac arrest dey bad ooooo!!

just 1 morning i woke up, i hear say petrol don scarc's ooo
Everywhere eee no reach i month i treavel come hear say
workers dey strick Abi u no hear ah!ah!ah!ah! strick everywhere
eh!eh!eh!eh! petrol palava ooo eh!eh!eh! petrol palava dey badooooo
hisses and walks away
tutus
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya
« #191 on: September 18, 2009, 09:30 PM »

Quote from: IYA NGBALI on September 18, 2009, 05:42 PM
hisses and walks away
joke na joke, joke na my girl friend name, carability is not akara its in the chromosomes please and pleases let no good for nothing comrado okpaka temt the gods anota for the gods are wise. that is the jara j at thius atimer t.
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