A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for
help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Frank Edoho for a million naira. Then
go ask your sister if she would sleep with Scopium for a million naira. Then
come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million naira, would you sleep with Frank Edoho?"
"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million
naira, would you sleep with Scopium?"
She replies, "O my god! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out.
Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living
with two sluts."