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Scopium
Potential and Reality
« on: October 10, 2007, 08:33 AM »

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for
help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Frank Edoho for a million naira. Then
go ask your sister if she would sleep with Scopium for a million naira. Then
come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million naira, would you sleep with Frank Edoho?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million
naira, would you sleep with Scopium?"

She replies, "O my god! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out.
Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living
with two sluts."
     
Migines (m)
Re: I'm A Big Fan Of:
« #1 on: October 10, 2007, 09:12 AM »

*confused*
Dis one na joke again?
freezy (m)
Re: I'm A Big Fan Of:
« #2 on: October 10, 2007, 09:17 AM »

Guys I think the time has come for proper aptitude tests/interviews be conducted b4 pips r allowed to get on to nlnd (Seun pls take note). What on earth is all that sh*t this fella posted? This is the "JOKES" section for christ's sake!Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!  Angry Angry Angry
Migines (m)
Re: I'm A Big Fan Of:
« #3 on: October 10, 2007, 09:24 AM »

Maybe interviews should be conducted b4 registration on NL.
Migines (m)
Re: Potential and Reality
« #4 on: October 10, 2007, 10:12 AM »

@freezy
can u c wat just happened here? He modified the msg(by replacing it wit a stale joke) just make us luk lyk foo/s but i guess its d oda way round.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Potential and Reality
« #5 on: October 10, 2007, 10:45 AM »

But how about those who registered long ago would they be interviewed too if yes then i'm gonna spit shit.
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