Funny And Also Embarassing Moments With B/f Or G/f

Hey, share one of, if not the most funny and also embarassing moments with your b/f or g/f with us. I can't think of one now, but i'll hit u with one later.

Ok here is one. A new g/f of mine decided to walk me to the motor park after visiting her. On getting there there was no bus available so we decided to wait. We sat at the ends of a long bench gisting. I can't remember  what I wanted to get, as I stood up, like a SEE-SAW effect her end just lowered before i knew what happened she was already on the ground at the bus stop everybody starring at her.Trust me I didn't make this up it was 4real. Funny though but also embarassing on her path.

Let me share mine it was just too embarassing.I was asking this girl out on campus and then we attended an award night together.I was too happy to be a reciepient and i kept drinking beer endlessly to celebrate my award.After the show,i took her to my room and then slept off,she slept beside me with her dinner gown still on.About 30 mins into my sleep i was woken up by a sharp urge to puke and before i could stand up i had vomited all over the bed and on her.I was so embarrased that i couldnt say a word.Anyway, we eventually went out

nice one richly,
now we will hit you back,  let me think of one ,  em eh ,  er,  eh, 
can't remember any for  now, will sure hit you once it clicks

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The day my EX G/F was slapped by armed mobile police in my presence and i could not do anything. 

that day i wish i could be God.

Enough embarassing moments.
Need to get ma Thoughts togetha first.

There was this guy I had a serious crush on some years back n we were getting really cosy. Don’t know what got into ma head but after a night out we started making out in the car at ds secluded spot and yours sincerely was high up in d clouds. As the smooching got really intense and Sesan’s hands were workin wonders all over me, I just heard ma youth pastor’s wife’s voice clear as a bell. . “Mide, how u doin? Hope u’re prepared for tomorrow”. See the way i froze n started straightening out my top in a jiffy.
  Background to the event is I was supposed to give a talk at d youth meeting d next day on the usual young Christian singles bla bla and well since i was some kind of role model n ma pastor n his wife had taken a serious liking to me, i was told to give d talk.
How this “woman” (short of calling her a “winch”) found us out in that spot still remains a wonder.
Now for the  coup de grace. I scampered out of d car immediately, stammering and trying to look sober (I’m a professional when it comes to that), genuflecting like a really good girl while i cld hear Sesan cussing under his breath inside d car. Then the unthinkable happened. . . my bra fell to the ground. I wished d ground cld just swallow me and the damn thing up there n then. I rember slowly pickin it up n stuffin it in ma jeans pocket.
Long story short i boned d meeting d next day. I conveniently wasn’t feeling fine

 
you should go ahead and narrate yours too. makes for an interesting thread.

too embarrasing to be posted here.