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dablessed (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #64 on: July 18, 2005, 06:00 PM »

Ra! Never mind dear.

The topic is "what happened to foreplay" Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
jogego (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #65 on: July 18, 2005, 06:13 PM »

Thank you jaare, noo mind her jare
hot-angel (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #66 on: July 18, 2005, 06:18 PM »

Quote from: jogego on July 18, 2005, 12:59 PM
Hotaangel, na wah oh!!! one minute na Niggy, the next minute na Cimonj, I fear oh!!! Roll Eyes

you dey vex? Anyways simon doesn't like me, so i declare, I love Seun!
Greatpeter (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #67 on: July 18, 2005, 06:20 PM »

Disappointment is inevitable! Grin
tayotina (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #68 on: July 18, 2005, 06:23 PM »

Hotangel, you need to go in for a guy that pays particular attention to foreplay.  Grin And I bet you, Simon is the man.  Don't ever make a mistake of dumping him for Seun.  Grin
Greatpeter (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #69 on: July 18, 2005, 06:26 PM »

Weldone matchmaker Grin
tayotina (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #70 on: July 18, 2005, 06:29 PM »

Did I say dump?  Wow!! What I meant was never make the mistake of leaving him for Seun.  I think that's better. Smiley

GP Tongue
Greatpeter (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #71 on: July 18, 2005, 06:31 PM »

What happened to 4play?
Let's go back!
jogego (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #72 on: July 18, 2005, 06:40 PM »

Na foreplay you still dey talk, all this one wey dey happen nefa pass afterplay??
Greatpeter (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #73 on: July 18, 2005, 06:44 PM »

Jogego if you're tired of 4play let's change to 5play then. Grin Tongue
tayotina (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #74 on: July 18, 2005, 06:45 PM »

Jogego don't mind them jare, haven't they heard enough afterall we are not allowed to go into details. Tongue
Greatpeter (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #75 on: July 18, 2005, 06:47 PM »

I am not satisfied with this foreplay oo.
I need more info. Grin
CimonJorr (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #76 on: July 18, 2005, 06:53 PM »

Quote from: hot-angel on July 18, 2005, 06:18 PM
Quote from: jogego on July 18, 2005, 12:59 PM
Hotaangel, na wah oh!!! one minute na Niggy, the next minute na Cimonj, I fear oh!!! Roll Eyes

you dey vex? Anyways simon doesn't like me, so i declare, I love Seun!

And why do you feel so?? Huh
pkrix (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #77 on: July 18, 2005, 09:36 PM »

4play! 5play! 6play! 7play! 8play! 9play!

Quarter to 10 .............. 10.......

10playyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yess! yess! yesssssssssssssssssss!

Harder now 11playyyyyyyyyyy.

climax! climax! climax!

what did you get?

"pkrix's wife's junior"

Her name is hot-angel
Greatpeter (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #78 on: July 18, 2005, 11:28 PM »

This is abuse of this forum.
Let's do things moderately.
hot-angel (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #79 on: July 19, 2005, 03:21 AM »

Quote from: CimonJorr on July 18, 2005, 06:53 PM
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And why do you feel so?? Huh

because... I don't know.  Wink I was just kidding.
titus
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #80 on: July 19, 2005, 05:02 AM »

sad....................bored..........kidding..............hot........................angel.
hot-angel (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #81 on: July 19, 2005, 07:03 AM »

haha.
Greatpeter (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #82 on: July 19, 2005, 08:41 AM »

Is this part of fore play? Abi na verbal/Oral play? Tongue
jogego (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #83 on: July 19, 2005, 10:00 AM »

you this people, am warming you oh!!! don't spoil me for my mommy oh!!!!
Greatpeter (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #84 on: July 19, 2005, 10:07 AM »

Jogego, didn't we go the same school?
You've already being spoilt since school days, so who is spoiling who here now.
You be expert, just borrow us your expertise.
laide o (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #85 on: July 19, 2005, 11:45 AM »

Quote from: jogego on July 19, 2005, 10:00 AM
you this people, am warming you oh!!! don't spoil me for my mommy oh!!!!

look who's talking....minister of sexual affairs Roll Eyes
jogego (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #86 on: July 19, 2005, 12:45 PM »

There is such a thing as Okafor's law. Which postulates that once you have had sex with a lady, you can always have sex with her. This is actually not true. A lot of men bungle sex up and at times, you come accross a lady who actually is scared of sex because of the experiences she has had.

I personally learnt most of the things I know from dating someone older than me. She of course had more sexual experience than me and she actually went out of her way to teach me how to please a woman. There is no better way to learn other than having a woman who gives you her body and is ready to let you experiement and learn. This was when I learnt that most women reach orgasm from foreplay. If you bring her to orgasm during foreplay and then also through penetrativee sex, believe me, she would go the whole day glowing and smiling sheepishly. Ladies am I right on this?

I can't go into too much graphic details but one particular weekend sticks in my mind from more than 10 years ago. We were in University and spending the weekend in her place. We had just watched the movie "Nine and a half weeks", and decided to put everything in there to practice. For anybody who hasnt seen that film, try and see it. You wont believe the kind of sexy things you can do with ordinary food.

Anyhow, thats all for now. When my mood feels like, I'd share more experience.  Greatpeter, hope you are satisfied now.
CalabarMan (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #87 on: July 19, 2005, 01:53 PM »

Oh boy , I no agree with you on Okafor's Law o!. That law eh strong pass Newtons 3 laws. The law states that  "a congo if properly shined can always be shined again and again" it is true, I didn't believe it earlier but I tested it, in a couple of instances where it wasn't suppose to work and it did. Can you imagine going back to shine a congo you had discarded years back, and you were allowed to shine with very little community disturbance eh..Note the law states that you must have done a proper job earlier before you can be given opportunity for a repeat performance in future.
dablessed (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #88 on: July 19, 2005, 03:02 PM »

CalabarMan and Jogego! You guys have many things in common! Na wa for una o!
jogego (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #89 on: July 19, 2005, 04:14 PM »

Calabarman, we are saying tthe same thing, I said if you don't perform, if you go back, na missile them go take chase you. Annd am sure you will agree, you can't shine a congo as you so put it well well without preparing the congo. Or is it not? ALl am saying is that a lot of our brothers bungle it up and in their case, there is no okafor's law
Pinky (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #90 on: July 19, 2005, 04:20 PM »

jogego..continue that gist..
tayotina (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #91 on: July 19, 2005, 04:34 PM »

Jogego please continue the story - Nine and a half weeks, plsssssssssssss.
jogego (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #92 on: July 19, 2005, 04:45 PM »

Go and rent the video at your local video store. Read the synopsis here.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091635/

When you watch it, then we can continue discussions
Pinky (f)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #93 on: July 19, 2005, 05:10 PM »

Quote from: "jogego
When my mood feels like, I'd share more experience.
am not talking about this .......& not 9 & half..
pkrix (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #94 on: July 19, 2005, 10:01 PM »

"a congo if properly shined can always be shined again and again" it is true, I didn't believe it earlier but I tested it, in a couple of instances"

Truer than Newton's third law?

"Inward and outward thrust equal and opposite" Innit?

No! Inward thrust is stronger and faster than outward thrust.
Seun (m)
Re: What Happened to Foreplay?
« #95 on: July 19, 2005, 11:00 PM »

I think I know what I'm going to do.  If you're ready to pay then we'll give you a private area to use for dirry talkin' ("dirty talking")
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