My Breast Monologue [caution, gyne]

this is something from my blog(DIARY)  that i tot id share with yawl...its something i was feelin and tot id put down to words...so read on..if you like it and think its funny leave a comment..if you don't..just walk away...and don't be nasty.


one love!


MY BREAST MONOLOGUE[size=8pt][/size]

It is said that a teenage girls first problems starts with the first sprouting of her breasts…well not with all teenage girls….but in my case,its so true I was so bent on   growing those damned breast that It consumed my world.my grades dropped..i became distracted….the one way monologue with my mirror started….with repeated chantings in front of the mirror “ grow, grow, grow dammit..please grow” and id wait for a while..almost expecting it to grow..like something out of a cartoon..only to be disappointed…at first I wasn’t too bothered..because I wasn’t the only flat-chested female in class…but all of a sudden all my  titless counterparts started sporting some bodacious bosoms…and I was left behind and too flat chested to be hung out with or noticed by the boys..and boy did I crave their  attention…I lived for it …i was such an attention whore…and I felt like I needed them to notice me to make me feel like I existed.. but somehow in my stupid little head…I had this idea that growing those breast would somehow get their attention. and so my journey to get those awesome bosoms I’ve long been denied of began…. the battle to fill out those t-shirts began ,id often use cotton wool padding…but somehow  they never seem to look like the real thing.

 

There were all sorts of manipulative suggestions…like get a boy to rub em continuously and it’ll grow in a matter of days…probably made up by sum sick pervert and the number of concoctions I was told to drink…I didn’t mind. I had one thing in mind…eye-catching, tongue dropping, supple bosoms…boy do we dream..or have more sex to stimulate hormones….MORE? like I was ever getting any..i tell you there are myriads of reasons for teenage sex these days, its less devils work and more pure ignorance of the challenges of teenagehood…and we girls have it rougher than  the guys.I TALK LIE?

 

Sometimes I wonder..if MEN had their manhood on their chests..and their desirability as males is judged by the length.width.volume…..Can you picture how obsessed they’d be about it?hw distracting it would be to their development… Obsessed they r already with the thing nicely tucked out of immediate view and accurate judgement…

 



So skip to six years later..m  finally sporting my 44 double d’s ,i  finally have those pair of bodacious bosoms…that iv always craved. .many a time dreamed about….then i began to attract my fair share of male attention some of them old, young, rich, poor, married, unmarried, sane, insane…..and then i begin to realize  that in most cases,the reaction would be the same were an orangutan to stand on two’s ,wear a sexy dress, some lipstick..as long as her mamaries  are full,young …and oh not forgetting FIRM!!…..my long quests to grow those breasts seemed so futile….

 

 

I Swear the breasts are mother nature’s cruelest joke on women(the old fart that she is)….i mean  for a generation that has never seen a saggy veined breast on television(yeah even though sum of them are purchased)…it kind of makes you feel…a little self-concious….

 

being a teenager is bloody hard.....

 

I love this thread...

Fafs!!!

God's gift to men!


To men, breasts are like Coke and Pepsi: We may state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap."

Believe it or not, but we, men, love breasts. We love 'em big and we love 'em beautiful. If you got 'em, we love 'em. If you show 'em, we'll love 'em even more.

Why? Because we're sexist, chauvinistic pigs, and we wouldn't have it any other way!!!

Erm... I'm not crazy about breasts.

Breasts are good, but yeah, that's just about it. I wouldn't like them too big, nor would I want a totally flat-chested person.

The happening babes on this forum except Hot-angel have skipped this topic and they've squint their eyes as though they did not see it.

Anyway, it is a nice one.

A bitter truth to the ladies.

Laide o keep it up.

They, the ladies surely have an unquenchable desire to go gaga at teen and Laide o has said it all.

But be careful because you may go gaga and get lost.

I allowed the topic because it was written by a lady, for ladies.

   

   

I am not interested in the 'largeorosity' (sic) of any girl's boobs; for anything "too" is bad.

However, if it is small it is not good by me and also if it big, that's bad.

I like average, standardize and above all firm size.
"That's hot!" you know.

Yeye boyz.

Khai!

I forsee another warwords.
Tayo soft pedal, stand up now where ever you are and drink cold water, then have a deep breath, yes! breath in, then breath out.
Ok. Be cool.

i guess u guys misunderstood what this post was all about...it wasnt a thread to describe how firm...squeezable...or juicy ud like your breasts or ass..in some cases..thats just too much gaddarn information...but thanx for sharing neways

its actually about  yarnin about the challenges u went through, while experiencin puberty....yeah thats what its all about..

i shared my whole booby story....share urs too...

@ Tayotina, who wants your welcome/

Go sit down jare.

Pkrix, I think you have a problem.  Maybe you should learn to read and understand other people's post before you even think of replying.  Gosh, what kind of guy are you???

You know what yorubas mean by shaki nse bi ora, egungun nsebi eran??

anu maybe i could also laugh if you help me translate what she wrote.

  tayotina please, translate shaki nse bi ora o , hot angel doesn't understand de meaning

hot angel,i won't translate it o! cuzz i don't want a dirty slap