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bolajibaok (m)
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@MENIKE IS THAT ALL U GOT  ?     MENIKE! AM HIGHLY DISSAPPOINTED THAT A PUNCHLINE PROF CAN RAP ABOUT POOPS AND BABY SHIT! MEN AM WAY OUT OF UR LEAGUE, CHECK MY PUNCHLINES ONCE AGAIN,SINCE U ADMITTED THAT THATS ALL U SEE! U SAW MY PUNCHES NIGGA NOW U WILL BE SEEING STARS! VERY FUNNY THOUGH ITS GOOD THOUGH THAT A PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR RECOGNISES AND ACKNOWLEGDES THE FACT THAT I THREW HUGE PUNCHES THAT DESTROYED HIM ! IF You WANT A ROUND TWO THEN You CAN GO AHEAD AND BRING IT ! NO FEAR! |
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Bolajibaok Hahaha Nigga, 2months on Nairaland n' evryone knws u as a fool
I got a Visa for you to America homie, go ahead n' act a fool
Plus I got a very decent job 2 4 you in the USA- Come clean my poop (filthy hmmm u stiinnk)[/i]
Bolaprick u got served  Menike left U handcuffed . |
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saucekid (m)
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bolajibaok (m)
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AND THERE GOES THE STORY OF MENIKE PUNCHLINE PROF WHO GOT SMACKED THE HELL UP,, AND ALEXPISSU HIS MOUTH ORGAN WHO IS THE SAME AS MAILMALC. NOW WONDER MENIKE COULDNT SURVIVE IN THE 4 BURROWS OF NAIJA, AJEBOTA WE WILL SMACK THE HELL OUT OF UR POOPING YANSH! MR MENIPOOP! |
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mailmalc (m)
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Quote from bolajiboak . . . . AND ALEXPISSU HIS MOUTH ORGAN WHO IS THE SAME AS MAILMALC. Bolaji quit being dull and learn from us aiight? there is no point insulting you because u just way too hopeless |
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tianshie (m)
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@Gbade
Been busy on that hustle dawwg,you know we gats to eat and sh*t.
Let's take these dirty b*tches to tha cleaners.
@Paddy
Hommie,left you numbers you can reach dude @ in yaw box.Hola!
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AfroCynic
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@ This fool called 'Alexpissu'
LOl, are you serious?
I find myself battling with a dude that cannot spell or speak English, wow
How come it's those who should shut up that want to yell?
They think of a hot line or two and their heads swell
Alexpissu, here the issue,
you might have a thing between your legs
but you're a bitch too
I don't even have the motivation to diss you
That'll be like robbing blind people
I come before You, lyrically and alphabetically
This here is not even a challenge for me
Zephyr got me a battling a cripple
Who wouldn't know what to do with a C cup
or an erect nipple.
I am too fickle to take a hypothetical
Interest in you
Your silly raps don't move me
The rhymes are see through
I can barely make sense of
that garbage you wrote
The cynic should embarass you
with a direct quote
But no
That'll serve no purpose
You don't affect me,
You're way too low on the
totem pole.
Peace
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bolajibaok (m)
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@ This fool called 'Alexpissu' ENGLISH TRANSLATION:HE HAS BEEN A FOOL ALL HIS LIFE !   I find myself battling with a dude that cannot spell or speak English, wow, ALEXTISSUE BLOODY ILLITERATE, COLLEGE OF EDUCATION /POLYTECHNIC STUDENT How come is those who should shut up that want to yell? They think of a hot line of two and their heads swell Alexpissu, here the issue, you might have thing between your legs but you're a bitch too AFRO THANKS A LOT FOR DESTROYING THIS ALEX TISSUE INTO PIECES THE IDIOT IS A BLOODY ILLITERATE, SINCE You don't UNDERSTAND ENGLISH LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT AFRO DA BIONIC CYNIC IS TRYING TO SAY LINE 1 I find myself battling with a dude that cannot spell or speak English, wow ENGLISH TRANSLATION :THIS CLEARLY MEANS THAT UR A BUSH ILLITERATE LINE 3-5 Alexpissu, here the issue, you might have thing between your legs but you're a bitch too ENGLISH TRANSLATION: THIS ONE MEANS THAT YOU ARE ALSO A BITCH WITH AN HERMAPHRODIC PENISS IN BETWEEN UR LEGS! LINE 6 :I don't even have the motivation to diss you ENGLISH TRANSLATION:THIS MEANS THAT You R NOT IN HER CLASS, You R AN AGBERO! That'll be like robbing blind people I come before You, lyrically and alphabetically This here is not even a challenge for me LINE 10 Zephyr got me a battling a cripple ENGLISH TRANSLATION: ONLY A CRIPPLED REFEREE WITH FIX A CRIPPLE WITH A LADY LINE 11-12 Who wouldn't know what to do with a C cup or an erect nipple. ENGLIST TRANSLATION :HE IS AN IMPOTENT FAGGOT WHO NEVER GOT HEAD I am too fickle to take a hypothetical Interest in you LINE 14-16 Your silly raps don't move me The rhymes are see through ENGLISH MEANING : YOU ARE AS WACK AS A TRANSPARENT MIRROR, SHE EVEN SEES through You! FOOL LINE 16-18 I can barely make sense of that garbage you wrote ENGLISH TRANSLATION:You HAVE BEEN A GARBAGE ALL UR LIFE The cynic should embarass you with a direct quote But no That'll serve no purpose You don't affect me, You're way too low on the totem pole. @AFROCYNIC I BEG CYNIC THE BIONIC HE DON DO You, U HEAR ITS OK , THE MOST ANNOYING PART IS THAT THE CRIPPLED REFEREE ZEPHHYR MAY COME OUT FROM HIS CYBERCAFE SHELL TO DECLARE THAT ALEXTISSUE BEAT AFROCYNIC AFROCYNIC THE BIONIC CYNIC JUST LOOK AT THEM AND HISS You ARE WAY OUT OF THEIR LEAGUES! THIS ONE IS TOTAL DESTRUCTION! I WILL NAME IT ''THE FINAL BURIAL OF ALEX TISSUE'' LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Peace |
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Wordsmith
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On a serious note now bolajiboak, don't you have something doing? Don't you have a job or something? Don't you get the message clear? NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND HERE. You are destroying the original purpose of this thread with your retarded and imbecilic posts/verses, heck 90% of them are stolen rhymes- i double dare you to deny it. You keep trolling this thread , and it's irritating reading any of your posts. . .
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mailmalc (m)
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OMG!!! Bolaji is so idle and lame. . . . ehmm how about u modelling for canoe soap or soda? at least that will keep u busy.
Alright bolaji please ehn we all know u are so sick for this thread to handle just start your own battle thread and post ur trash
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Wordsmith
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Exactly the point - since u're so "ill", leave this thread alone, create yours and start posting your "sick" lines.
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Wordsmith
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Exactly the point - since u're so "ill", leave this thread alone, create yours and start posting your "sick" lines.
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simmy (m)
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hybrid, nice one, will grace u with a reply soon
bolaji, try harder if u want me to spit back at u
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Kress (m)
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heyahhh i took me so long to hit the internet again damn ive misd a lot but any how
som people think because the've got a mouth they can spit
listen u prodigies and beef dogs take a seat
i wreck the atmosphere,call me katrina
my hospital is open 4 those who think they are iller
i drop bombs most the time damn I'm so careless
and i don't care less if i leave yall headless
I'm on a misssion and fcuk it its not impossible
u want to battle me?death by hanging is inevitable
i cause confusion because most niggaz can't pocess this
i bend down all yall give my butt a sweet kiss
just a little sample i'll be back later
right now duty calls i gotta get that paper
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bolajibaok (m)
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@MAILMALC AND ALEXTISSUE PAPER
can't U SEE I RULE THIS SHIT.U CAN DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO GET ME OFF , I AM HERE TO TAKE OVER UR LIVES AND TURN U TO SLAVES JUST LIKE MENIKE DID , KINTA KUNTE SLAVES THAT IS
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zephyrr
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**************STAR WARZ***************
Welcome back from the weekend people
str8 to the point
**********issues
i guess the people have spoken
THE BATTLE BETWEEN MALTHUSS AND PADDY_LO HAS BEEN DECLARED A DRAW
KINDLY POST YOUR SECOND ROUNDS SOLJAS
******PADDY_LO VS MALTHUSS ******THE BATTLE'S STILL ON
@paddy_lo
sup homes,do accept my sincere apology,the battle is still on ,i guess i aint a perfect judge afterall(nobody is).u see,the beauty of this is to listen to what the people are saying .i heard the peolple loud and clear,what they sayings is that the slugg between u and malthuss was a "DRAW" the wannna see a round TWO.
so,bro i guess we have a "ROUND TWOs what the people want.so,i will feel better if u accept the offer to battle MALTHUSS officialy on "STAR WARZ" ainght.
DROP UR LINES FIRST.
thanks bro.
@malthuss
what else can i say.the peoople have spoken,get ur game set for another horrific teriffic battle crack down.
note; u now now on two BARS NOT THREE
@wordsmith
good to know u are feeling better .WELCOME BACK bro.
More issues******************
ITS A WAR GOING ON IN HURR,NEED MORE TIME TO ANALYS THE BOMBS U'ALL DROPPED.LORD HAVE MERCY.I SEE MC GETTING BURIED .
@afrocyniccommon ,u are a solja babe.will really appreciate ur poetry but that wont do for a battle.neverthe less nobody can tell if u are a babe or a guy,honestly u got lines that are better than what some dudes spit.if u pretended to be a guy no body could tell beleive me.we all appreciate u on the "STAR WARZ".
keep those deadly venoms coming.
peace people
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mailmalc (m)
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@zephyrr would up? hop u had a nice weekend. . . please review ma battle wit Saucekid and pass u'r judgement. . i need to proceed to another battle. . who would be ma next victim? |
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zephyrr
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************STAR WARZ***********
@naijafan
sup bro,ur battle with ghybrid's still pending.we waiting on u
@simmy
u wannna battle hybid and naijafan,but it seems hybrid responded first.u got yourself a match,the dude lyrically stripped u naked bro
the battle is official .redeem ur self real quick man.
Hope u are aware that if for whatever reason you choose to battle bolajo#% its wont count on this tourney.the dude does not exist on "STAR WARZ"
***************************************
RESULTS
WORDSMITH VS MENIKE (result still pending)
ALEXPISSU VS AFROCYNIC
congrats! u just earned your first BAR Afro
MAILMALC VS SAUCEKID
congrats! mailmalc,u just mailed ur self a BAR
*********PENDING RESPONSE FOR SECOND ROUND********
NAIJAFAN VS HYBRID (Niajafan we waiting on you bro)
PADDY_LO VS MALTHUSS (paddy,take the honour)
SIMMY VS HYBRID (simmy,waiting on you)
**********BATTLE STAND SO FAR*********
MALTHUSS 2BARS
ALEPISSU 1BAR
HYBRID 1BAR
WORDSMITH 1BAR
AFROCYNIC 1BAR
MAILMALC 1BAR
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bolajibaok (m)
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@SIMMY SIMMY I SEE U ARE ALSO ONE OF THOSE THAT COME ONLINE ONCE IN 5 WEEKS , NO WONDER U COULDNT RESPOND TO MY BOMBSHELL, IT WILL TAKE U 5 DAYS TO SAVE N5 TO PAY FOR INTERNET AIR TIME SO THAT U CAN DROP JUST A LINE OR TWO, PS , SIMMY AKA SHIMMY creepy-crawlie @NAIJAFAN WHERE IS THIS FAN BELT?, IS UR FAN STILL BLOWING COLD AIR .PRICKILY PRICKKK ! |
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bolajibaok (m)
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@menike aka da punchline professor
menike my diss to u must keep ringing in ur head like a babboon, now relive the lyrics and see how i destroyed menike the pooping shit professor!
THIS IS MY OFFICIAL DISS TO MENIKE TITLED '' THE BURIAL OF MENIKE AKA THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR''
YOU CALL yourself MENIKE THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR/
I WILL ERASE UR PROFESSION WITH MY LYRICAL ERASER/
I COME WITH DA FLOWS OF A THOUSAND AGGRESSORS/
MY SCISSORS IS SHARPER THAN UR RAPPING PRODECESSORS/
WITH ERRORS I SHOW OFF MY LYRICAL INTENTIONS/
JUST TO DESTABILIZE You WITH MY POETIC FABRICATIONS/
WHEN IT COMES TO DA LECTURES OF DA PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR/
I WILL SKIP HIS CLASSES AND INTRUDE ON HIS PRIVATE PROFESSION/
LIKE BOOK SECTIONS/
MY FLOWS ARE DISSECTED INTO PROVERBIAL DIMENSIONS/
JUST TO MAKE You FEEL THE PAINS OF MY DESTRUCTIVE INTENTIONS/
WITH MUCH VENOMS I SPIT INTO UR VOCAL DENOMS/
LIKE AGRESSION You GATHER UP MY COLLECTIVE EVICTIONS/
MY SCATTERED ACTIONS WILL BE THAT OF RETALIATION/
MY DISS TO DA PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR IS IRREVOCABLE/
can't You SEE ALL THE RAPPERS FEAR ME because AM SO UNTOUCHABLE /
GIVING THEM ALL TROUBLES , I RESEMBLE THEIR DUMBLES/
AM UNTESTABLE ,GBADE AND WORDSMITH HAVE been TOO UNABLED TO ENABLE /
ABLE BODIED MEN ,NOW THEY ARE SERIOUSLY DISABLED/
THATS WHY THEY ARE BOTH REFERRED TO AS THE PHYSICALLY DISABLED /
THEY can't REPLY MY DISSES because THEIR TONGUES ARE ALREADY this-ENABLED/
BUMBLE AM going to DISINTERGRATE THEM WITH DA TIP OF MA MOUTH NAVEL/
MY FLOWS SOUND LIKE FLAKES, /
THE CRUMBS WILL LEAVE You ALL EATEN UP LIKE NASCO CORNFLAKES/
NAIRALANDERS please DONATE SOME HANDCUFFS /
I want to TIE THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR UP LIKE HE WAS PROFESSOR POOP /
AM BETTER LIKE THE WRAPPER TIED TO THE BOTTOM OF MY WAIST/
MY FLOWS ARE SO RETARDED /
MY DISSES WILL LEAVE UR JAWS SHIFTED
LIKE THE PUSSI OF DA AFROCYNIC BIONIC BIATCH
KNOWN IN NAIRALAND AS THE AFROCYNIC BIATCH
for those who didnt know this is the verse that banished menike the pooping professor into ETERNAL exile on shit land!
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paddy_lo (m)
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@Menike. . .My lezbian sister said hi, she remebers you from gay night in Iyana Ipaja
Said u were up in the club like 50cent yellin A GAY GAY GAY, A GAY GAY GAY (wit a bitch tone) Funnyha ha. .@Gbadeu can ask Steve Jobs, i got that big Mac/
sit back//peel backs with that Klik Klak/ liked that. . .@Tianshie. .u may be ripe for tha crown but u’ll never taste it
stay original while u newbie clowns copy ish and paste it yo shit was fresh as usual. . . .loved those lines. . .am a holla at u asapcheers.@Zephyrr
Halloween is on Oct 31(wed),i'll dispatch Malthuss to hell on or b.for the 31st,(call this one hell hath no fury 2),ha ha. . .@Malthuss
guess its on again. . .
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@afrocynic
, . . . . . damn . . . u ate that niggar alex raw men . . . . .i think its time i rob a candyBAR off you hommz,am r post my ish on u real soon . . . . but u know how we doing. . . . .do u accept the challenge kid?
am r post my ish anyways . . . . . . . . better start saying ur prayers kid . . . . . . . . .tha hybrid's coming for ya . . . .
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saucekid (m)
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@ zephyrr,
i know i was cheated out on my bar but i'll accept in good faith
pair me up with another dude
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heyo
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yes yes yo,its da rascal individual heyo,am back,been observing this thread from day one,didnt want 2 be involved but let me drop this 4 that looser alexpissu,
yo brat alexpissu/wit ma sic lines,i decompose ur body tissue/
but tha issue/is that heyo gon put a hole in ur forehead wit no pistol/
i exist from da undaground,arrogance is ma friend/
like gin&juice dopeness n i we blend/
u's a tyme waster/grown up suckin breastmilk from ur mama/
i hol' it down hussling 4 that mercury paper/u's da definition of a rap faker/
i drop bars 4 d warriors/slit ur throat witta scissors/
heyo is gon extinct ur history like dinosaurs/
alex/u can't test ma ill lyrical context/
i stamp on ur monkey arse wit ma godzilla feet/like demon legion,am not 2 b fcuked wit/
am equivalent 2 da heat from hell/wit tha cankerworms,their presense u dwell/
i gat a big privates so i fcuk u through ur ear/n scream fcuk what u heard/
this is just a test testin shitt,b rite back
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heyo
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yeah me back!!
i pop like popcorn/u fcukin witta rap icon/
i don't slay wit claws,me fist's iron/spit venom at u like python/
am public enemy but aint chuck dee/ma biotic rap steez so ungodly/
alex gets drunk sippin becks/me is a baller all i do is sign cheques/
ma rhyme style is flawless/know ur throwback lines b senseless/
i stays deadly in da game without da indo/ma brain nuts loosed,am loco/
heyo/hot witta venomous flow/wipe out alexpissu da lame dollo/
ma words b sharp like dagger/rapidly melt u cz am molten magma/
@everyone,
this r just warning shots,warming up 2 kick more butts,alex is not up 2 my scale,just gave him this 4 him 2 get hyper
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AfroCynic
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Zephyr, you are a joker! I respect you as a judge but are you seriously going to tell me that my rap was not way better that Alex's? On a serious note dude.
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Afrocynic Zephyr, you are a joker! I respect you as a judge but are you seriously going to tell me that my rap was not way better that Alex's? On a serious note dude.
What more can i say , since ur Judge announced U as the winner . |
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