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Wordsmith
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@ HYBRID,
umm, this battle session's seems random and disorganized, kind of. why don't you make it orderly like the previous battle session?
And oh, this time around (i'm guessing i'm speaking for everbody here), I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE JUDGE IS. let the judge make himself known and if they are multiple judges, let it be the same. . .
Peace
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obedz (m)
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@ sauce kid nigga u aint on ma level, even stevie wonder saw me woop your asss, here are the k.o/s nigga i gat ma matchet here wit me/ i slice u up, and watch u eat your own feet/ u's a he bitch, stay off ma d!ck/ i don't deal wit ho's, i move o's/ when am done wit u asss, your momma be callin the po's/ nigga u's a novice, u far from a pro/ nigga am bck, better, am just like mase/ it's a bad day for u son, because am high on ma hays/ nigga aint take shots, except the sperm in his face/ see me stuntin in ma slick red imperler/ your bitch saw ma d!ck and was like 'u are a monster'/ am a mobb nigga, i take u out in front of your momma/ i leave nigga looking like a roasted suya  |
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Alexpissu (m)
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@bolajibaok
To all Emcees welcome 2 BOLAJIBAOK burial
*** AM'A RAP IT****
We aint feelin your disses like retarded clown sayin he got clips
Nigga my flow depicts You because your english just got piss
Mu*rdaf*cker aint understand the thread says stars contest
because You's lack brain falculty displayin your yahoo id's 4 homosex
This clown got 2 email id's now he is paraisin himself
climaxin d moon because u really masturbating yourself
Nigga You gone till november but God aint call your Judgement
Dont look 4 sauce(Saucekid) i crushed u because You's a midget
You rep ABJ Yar Ardua ashamed of u I'ma read his budget
2 eradicate u like poverty then leave u dimeless in your pocket
Ya b*tch did d hook because she likes me insertin my disketts
You just shooked na she says You's always playin d mistress
know u aint better than dog is either u underground or dead
don't cry and crawl back because You's garbage loosening thread
Dont need to Al Pachino na u too frightened like Frodo
next time come d*ck straight or mayb try use African Voodoo
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mailmalc (m)
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bonjoconjo 30lines of trash
bonjoconjo + bolajibaoku (Same Person I guess) other wise bolajibaoku is dumb for writing rubbish and bonjoconjo is more dumb for givin props to rubbish. u dudes think we do remixes here?
bolajibaoku have the most stupid one liner on Nairaland in one of the threads and it reads "My name is Bolaji because i am from Abuja" lol so DUMB.
Note bonjoconjo, bolajibaoku or any other wackster please dnt bother dissin me because the KING MALC AIN'T GAT UR TIME because just a line from me melts u even in your PRIME.
here's kind of borin. On a more serious note i think i like d MALTHUSS ish mayb we could actually rattle jst few lines few bars few drops wit massive destruction.
Rule; I respect my parents and that of other peeps alot so no dissin of mUm or dAd. So Malthuss u down or what?
@alexpissu, obedz, wordsmith, rhapsody and mAgNeTo
Thumbs up
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mailmalc (m)
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i dnt battle wacks because i dnt pat on e'ry tom, d*ck nd harry
witout being told malc gots mo words dan your dictionary
G's wonder hw i cut so hard because they think i'm blunt
gat love for y'all but seems like my words don't
his royal highness mailmalc d 1st-high-tek butcher
fakes betta be on d run because when caught i cut ya
got d game locked down 2 prevent fake shot callers
just as 50 turns from being CENT to million dollars
so strange hw peeps begin to sound like bonjo-conjo(s) 
aint LUI KENG but on any snitch i hit a 22hits combos
its high time i bicycle-kick malthuss out of this thread
instead of a crown i will put a bigstone oh his heAd
malthuss hope u armed? amunnitions oh i brought mine
mo dan enough to get u lyin down on d battle's front line., _, |, ____________________, , , / `---___________----_____|] ----SMOKING HOTTT , /_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ , ), ---.(_(__) / , // (, ) ), ----" , //___// , //___// .//___//
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Malthuss
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@ Mailmalc
i accept your challenge. hit me wit your best shot n i ma hit u back on ma return from work
trust me nigga 'ammunition' always ready.
@Hybrid
I think Wordsmith is right, we need to know who is really judging this ish. I would prefer that members of this thread be the judge. each battle gets a response from every member
peace
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@ wordsmith
i quite agree with u . . . this session seems so this-organised . . . .well i definately can't be a judge in a contest that i will be participating in(i no b madam house . . .bastard Etteh . .witch)
so . . . oracle99 is going to organise this tourney . . .he has agreed to . . and he will definately be the sole judge . .
i guess we can trust his judgement . . .
*******ORACLE 99 IS THE OFFICIAL JUDGE OF THIS TOURNEY . . .HE WILL ALSO TAKE CHARGE IN ORGANISING IT AS WELL **********
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Hybrid-X
I agree with Malthuss let the members of the thread judge because thats how is done on other rap battle site .
Thats my own opinion .
Peace
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mailmalc (m)
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Hydrid X Sup.
Seems the malc just hav to back out of this Tourney cux there is no way i'll battle wit anyone knowin fully well ORACLE99 will be da "Sole" Judge. I think it'll b better we let e'ry one be the judge or better still we specify som ill cats on Nairaland mayb up to 6 of em to be the Judge.
It wont be completely fair if we all depend on Decisions made by a single individual.
PEACE
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@MAILMALCi feel ya man . . . .i think a regular member of this thread should be the judge . . . .well in all fairness i will suggest that WORDSMITH pairs up with ORACLE99 . . wordsmith will be the SOLE judge while Oracle99 will organiz the battle/challenges i think this is fair enough  @wordsmithhommz ,do u accept the offer to be the judge . . .oracle99 will then organiz the battles . . .challenges and he partly give his opinioon /judgement
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mailmalc (m)
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@Hybrid i think that's fair enough but still we need more judges and on a second though RHAPSODY should be included since he don't battle rap. i'm already in a head battle wit Malthuss. Just sit bck get your self some pop corn nd watch @Malthuss aiight hava nice time @ wrk |
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Wordsmith
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If i judge, that means i won't battle. if i battle, that means i can't judge.
I second mailmalc, no way oracle99 should be made judge. Hybrid, I believe the person who judged the previous battle session should make himself known to us.
Better still, let the other members in this tourney judge as well.
And one last thing, let the judgment be detailed, i mean quoting verses and shit. . .
Peace
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mailmalc (m)
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**CLEARS THROAT, DA INTRODUCTION
(i don't battle mayb because i'm battle itself)
Who's who that wants a contest wit me, malthuss**u?
even if u are a cheetah my flows clearly out~runs u
Mailmalc da Dopest Versus Malthus tha Hopeless
my swords eraze your future like ugly dark models
drop lines that claw your voice makes u entirely dumb
go ask your b*tch she could testify i'm second to none
i am d lyrical crowned king been there since beginnin
spit words that strip malthuss naked like ho's in bikinis
like a *rap boss i preach u more sermons dan your*pastors
alright boy *malthus i've had enough of your *mouth-talks
respect your rap elders because definately your *mouth sucks
u battling battle itself surely early suicide b d outcome
gats mo shots lik b'ball always aim for 3 pointers
for no fee i execute malthus and those free jointers
my path is traceless u can't locate me even wit a map
stil on my throne hopin u've learnt from me, get back ASAP
Malthuss u're officially welcome to malc's class of rap
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Heyo
Am inviting u 4 a challenge ,If u down get your self a gun right .
Peace
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bolajibaok (m)
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hey yall i can see that some of you guys are offended because i dissed someone by calling mom and pops,,, even in freestyle friday they call names, pops and moms names i mean , we all need to understand that this is just fun, we do not in anyway mean what we say or rap or freestyle about.we just want to have fun thats all, as per some niggas saying this is not organised or someone shld be the judge .i think thats cool because even the judges on ff friday get dissed too. so let someone organise this and lets have a non participation judge, because my mouth is itching , nuff respect to all of yo niggas hybrid, matthiias ,mailmac,saucekid, jerrymania ,oracle , in fact all of you , i just want to have fun and while away time , thats all, i apologise to all who felt offended by what i thot was just a fun thing to do , nothing personal yall.
-bolaji
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mailmalc (m)
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@bolajiboak
hello sup? we cool wit ya dude much respect.
, _, |, ____________________, ,
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@wordsmith
ok please be the judge . . . that means u don't battle . . .kool then . . . .seems alot of da mcs don't have the slightest confidence in oracle99's judgement . .but i want to make it clear that oracle99 wont judge he is only going to be responsible for organising the battles thats all , but i have no ochoice than to concurr to what the people want THE VOICE OF MEN IS THE VOICE OF GOD . . oracle99 is OUT then. . . .if mailmalc is seconded to be a judge . .then he wont battle at all . . .really look forward to mailmalc vs malthuss . . .for real . . . . WORDSMITH'S THE JUDGE . . . as per the dude that was the judge at the last tourney . . .he is a friend (a colleague at the office/hiphop fan) . . he is willing to step in . .but he will have to register as a member on nairaland first . . .thats no problem . . that will be done before the end of the day . .i think its fair enough he comes in as the organiser of the battles and also co-judge to the battles as well . . . .
I GUESS THIS FAIR ENUF . . . will register him right away . . . .h e is right hurr with me . . .get back toy'all
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kgoddie (m)
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@ Hybrid It was an invitation for malthuss to battle me.Wud is,bin out of this site for a long time, COS I wanted to quit this battle shit.Plus hv bin quit busy wit ma hurstle.Anywayz,da god aka kgod is back tell them boys to beware. @malthuss You just bought ursef one way ticket to see lucifer Ma wuds artillery attacks never sporadic stays steady when I spit it serve lines illmatic illbliss ryhmns acidic I destroy wacks pin-point malthuss to bury fcuk modesty u still a puny bonnie thug slash sissy u more of a wrinkled pu**y a babie puppy smile at your name malp*ss[y] wack bastard ma style is crasily spiffy fcuk your hurstle I hurstle pretty feisty step 2 me You officially gon cash and carry serve u one way ticket to the pearly gates cost of war your generations burn in flames enslave u wack 2 ma artistry mastery fcuk warring u are under fire 4 rap felony son hurstle backwards 'because your punchlines ain't shit to me am pearchy create more drama dan Da VINCI rap poetic crack your nuts wit sound delivery contest me your sunshine flows be in perplexity me Da majesty even your unborn seeds bow before me numero uno your girls gives me fellatio I expand her ochie enough to diminish your ego when I come ma semen bullets spray her body like she was dialo son fcuk your bimbo she ain't worth 50kobo as a matter of fact uz a fcukin mofo a bitch in disguise uz a fcukin lesbo[lesbian] Fcuk a throwback this be a fcukin knockout get back at me I'ma bury u alive six deep so long faker You sure ain't tight enough for a fckin repeat @ Malp*ss[y]  @ wordsmith I already know u are tight.knew from the days when u was still gbade.x. Except if u want to battle for fun,no sweats holla at your BOY.Please state a time plus a day COS I love to do da shit live.Cheers |
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kgoddie (m)
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@ Hybrid It was an invitation for malthuss to battle me.Wud is,bin out of this site for a long time, COS I wanted to quit this battle shit.Plus hv bin quit busy wit ma hurstle.Anywayz,da god aka kgod is back tell them boys to beware. @malthuss You just bought ursef one way ticket to see lucifer Ma wuds artillery attacks never sporadic stays steady when I spit it serve lines illmatic illbliss ryhmns acidic I destroy wacks pin-point malthuss to bury fcuk modesty u still a puny bonnie thug slash sissy u more of a wrinkled pu**y a babie puppy smile at your name malp*ss[y] wack bastard ma style is crasily spiffy fcuk your hurstle I hurstle pretty feisty step 2 me You officially gon cash and carry serve u one way ticket to the pearly gates cost of war your generations burn in flames enslave u wack 2 ma artistry mastery fcuk warring u are under fire 4 rap felony son hurstle backwards 'because your punchlines ain't shit to me am pearchy create more drama dan Da VINCI rap poetic crack your nuts wit sound delivery contest me your sunshine flows be in perplexity me Da majesty even your unborn seeds bow before me numero uno your girls gives me fellatio I expand her ochie enough to diminish your ego when I come ma semen bullets spray her body like she was dialo son fcuk your bimbo she ain't worth 50kobo as a matter of fact uz a fcukin mofo a bitch in disguise uz a fcukin lesbo[lesbian] Fcuk a throwback this be a fcukin knockout get back at me I'ma bury u alive six deep so long faker You sure ain't tight enough for a fckin repeat @ Malp*ss[y] @ wordsmith I already know u are tight.knew from the days when u was still gbade.x. Except if u want to battle for fun,no sweats holla at your BOY.Please state a time plus a day COS I love to do da shit live.Cheers |
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kgoddie (m)
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@ Hybrid
word up? ma 1st time to meet u online.Nice thread bro
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kgoddie (m)
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@ Hybrid
hey bro,gats to roll.Hope we meet soon.Cheers man.
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Wordsmith
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Aight then, i'll be the judge. . . Lord knows i want to battle, but i just gotta lay down my artillerydamn, wishing Christino was 'ere. But on a serious note though, i've got scores to settle and have been planning a bloody fray - Malthuss, mailmalc, kgoddie, heyo are all in the bloody mix   . But then, that'll be for another time. . . |
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saucekid (m)
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@ obedz,
if you was sleeping and dreaming about beating me, better wake up and apologise
lyrically i storm you more like desert storm
technically i carve you/make you stiff as stone
i'D come in yo mouth/make you suck on ma d!ck
yo mama tasted fine/she could swear i was so sweet
basically, ma shotgun's tucked under ma sleeve
i blast you out with 5' o's/no make that six
i'm a stand tall nigga/you know i be sittin on top
to numbskullz like u/i remain your God
rap floor's ma dinner hall
feed on ill emcees/like krenshaw
when i be through
niggas in yo hood/be like man,whatsup?
in yo hood
blood spillin/niggaz dying/mamas crying
mobb don is here/aint gat no feelin
i said it before/i'm a say it again
i aint 9ice/you still taste to me like frenchfries
the T.K.O your funeral byatch
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AfroCynic
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I'll depose the fake wordsmith
let the world appreciate a real rap bitch
what is this?
Raps as deadly as syphilis
Proffered wise words, they wouldn't listen
so I'll give myself permission
to administer a lyrical beating
I'm out of your reach,
Forget about defeating me
I know I'm nice, admit you're feeling me
A female mic smith who does it for no profit
string raps together because I love it
How big would it be of me
If I let this bitch lose to a puppy?
Spit your best lines
Let's be judged by the public
See how they back away like you had the colic
heed the advice boy, stop performing
Just a taster,
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saucekid (m)
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@ wordsmith, where you at man?  a stingy @rse b*tch just launched some deadly RPG on yo hide man do you want me to step up or not |
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@everyonethe dude that was the judge for the last tourney has finally been registered on the nairaland . . .he goes by zephyrr . . . he will be organising this joint plus he will also be the judge @wordsmithbro ,i think i will robbing everyone including myself of a tyte show if u aint gonnna battle . . . i think i have no other choice than to let u off as a judge and let u battle . . . . a lot of cats are taking advantage of the fact that u aint going to battle . . .i can see some peeps already throwing punches at ya . . . i mean punches below the belt  . . . . hommz lets give the job of SOLE JUDGE AND ORGANISER OF THIS TOURNEY TO ZEPHYRRhe was up to the task the last time . . . don't u agree with me? ok then . . . lets i end at this point . . . . look out for zephyrr . . . . .aight
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zephyrr
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@EVERYONETwenty -one gun shot salute to the soljas out there,much repect .Lets get the game rolling.i detect real venom spitting. my job is strictly to organise this joint which includes pairing every fighter,i am also going to be the judge.Trust me,my judgements going to be OBJECTIVE. LETS GET TO BUSINESS THEN 
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AfroCynic
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So, based on what u have read so far?
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zephyrr
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"STAR WARZ"
The story so far . . . . . . . . .
For every mc that burns another mc earns himself ONE-BAR.For now only two mcs have earned a bar each.they are
ALEXPISSU FOR DEFEATING BOLAJIBOAK (Congrats alex)
MALTHUSS FOR KNOCKING OUT KGODDIE (Congrats malthuss)
In the main tyme there are iNVITATIONS to battle
ALEXPISSU VS HAYO
MAILMALC VS MALTHUSS
AFROCYNIC VS WORDSMITH
VACANT MCS FOR BATTLE
hybrid-x,saucekid,obedz
R.I.P
JIBOLA
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saucekid (m)
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then lets get this thread cracking i wonder is seun admin has a nuclear bunker to hide in, because from the look of things, this thread and Nairaland as a whole is about to be nuked to kingdom come i got me helmet and sheild on to battle any ill emcee that plans to take me on STAR WARS, GALACTIC SHOWDOWN, LETS GET CRACKING |
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bolajibaok (m)
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@zephhyr
zephhyr or zephhyr or what the heck your name is
how could u say alex defeated me when i havent replied him
anyways for the records this is my official diss to alexpissu
@@alexpissu
hail bolaji for spiitin fire and brimstones stones
bjpumpin wait aka 'bolaji'
i come with da flows of a thousand gangstas
wanksta stay the mess away from backstabs
ganja the stick i smoke when am about to smoke ya
orgy the shit i feel when i was about to diss ya
alex want to battle a repetitive gangsta?
i wasnt part of the original hamster
eno star wars shit my brain is flabbergastin
or better still niggas am hallucinating
playahatin in anticipation of your crucifixion
diction nigga try to correct ma language
eno my tongue is a verbal harassment
vocally am gonn expose your anus
not here , in a planet named plutora
for the rhyme remove da 'r' and the'a' ya
shanis remove the is and replace the 'e' up
geed-up, u get the name of a wrestling gangsta
clotheslining am about to bury u , tombstone
stones? damn am going to stone ya head cold
stone cold ?rattle u like a snake called rattle
born to battle like my name was in the middle
eagle my claws will fingerprint your thumbprints
ma printer will paint your privates
exit can ya all show him where the door at ?
this battle is officially started , zepphyr get me an opponent .i want in and i demand an official battle and fair competition with any mc up in here
bjpumpin the illest
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bolajibaok (m)
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@afrocynic
sounds like your a female ?
and a female so ill on the freestyle ?
common i want to battle u afrocynic ?
your down with that ?
or u want to lay low like
mode nine laid for ghetto p?
holla back
bolajibaok
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