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mailmalc (m)
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@Zephyr
Sup? don't u think u should be more analytic when judging rap batttles . . it's not just by saying you won or you lost. . but rather bring out the best lines. . metaphor punchlines commend delivery and so on . . if u continue like this u'll be killing the star warz battle spirit . . . nice job though hope u feel me.
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Alexpissu (m)
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@That clown Heyo
Next time don't act a bitch when I serve U beef don't cook it
Heyo u wouldnt believe am screwing ur Mom dropin this verse
mess it this bitch in man wouldnt step because he's dead in disguise
I called u 4 battle U nowhere to be found ur papa used U as a collateral
U ranout of luck in life and u thinkin battling the air makes U nairaland temporal
My lyrics puts U in shakespears mind kill ur wack instincts in a sec
punches revolves round ur waist line am just too way high-tech
got more attacks on U like am taken ur inherinted diamonds
aint no jackals like U because am millions mile above U up in d clouds
I'ma beast lyricists I do no battles because I eat rappers chest
why step d battle arena when ur shadow fades its a miscontest
Ur mom believes more on my punchlines than prayers
I wont kill U , Ur Mom just murdered U with my own cyphers
Weak mind cyber rapper get ur hands lame d keyboards
Ma Flows skin piling puchlines delete minds off this clipboards
claimed to be battlelord the only person u defeated was ur mom
n U done a 100rap battles that never defeated non U's a porn
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mailmalc (m)
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Just a kick feel free to holla back and face ya dOoM
M I C check 1, 2 !#$#
ya'll can't dribble me even wit all ya Fast~skills/
i make your world sick because moi so Rap~ill/
i'm a battle general so e'ry1 betta Stand~still/
u work for me now so go share my Hand~bills/
ain't french but gat dudes be stepin Quad~rill/
full ammo pac'd house G's call it d Squad~Ville/
watch your path. . . words from this Cat~Kills/
in battle rap game i can surely PASS 4 Bra~Zil/
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Zephyr
Sup? don't u think u should be more analytic when judging rap batttles . . it's not just by saying you won or you lost. . but rather bring out the best lines. . metaphor punchlines commend delivery and so on . . if u continue like this u'll be killing the star warz battle spirit . . . nice job though hope u feel me.
ZEPHYRR WHAT ARE YOUR CRITERIAS FOR CHOOSING YOUR BEST RAPPER @Heyo *****hisses*** i see more bitches in you because u are below mammals |
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zephyrr
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@afrocynic xcuse me,u won the battle.the only reason you won is bcoos ur lines where better than his thats all(u need to READ tru the thread ok before making comments).but that don't mean ur better than alex.its was jus a round,who knows? he probably took u for granted or something(focusing more on ur feminine side) or maybe u were just better? alexpissu is a dude i respect just the way i respect other mc's on tha block.if u still want to battle him fine ,just call up another battle. Zephyr, you are a joker! I respect you as a judge but are you seriously going to tell me that my rap was not way better that Alex's? On a serious note dude.
i honestly don't understand why u pouring soo much heat on me after u won the round,what elase are u xpecting from me ? |
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Malthuss
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@Zephyr
Sup? don't u think u should be more analytic when judging rap batttles . . it's not just by saying you won or you lost. . but rather bring out the best lines. . metaphor punchlines commend delivery and so on . . if u continue like this u'll be killing the star warz battle spirit . . . nice job though hope u feel me.
I second that @ Paddy_lo 2nd round knockout, canibus style, hit me when u ready peace |
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simmy (m)
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@hybrid
What do you get when u cross a pussy and a faggot?
you get a HYBRID, an Emcee whos empty because hes a retarded adult
same ol boring stuff,
talking about the shit u spat
juggling words like a parrot does
did u exect me to doff my hat?
go back and learn more words from your little master
u have to shove his (c)rap up your ass a little faster
to get to a certain level of finesse
to exhange rhymes with me , 4 now, go suck on a pe*is
release the anger that imprisons your mind
when u accept me as your god, true bliss you ll find
because then you ll stop posting disses on nairaland threads
and start washing dishes for a few naira, some food and a bed
your careers over
I'm taking over
don't be mad! accept what i just told yer!
PEACE!
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zephyrr
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**************STAR WARZ***********
***********Issues
@afrocynic
"look before u leap"
@alexpissu
see u already got yourself a date with HAYO .its official
HAYO VS ALEXPISSU (Result pending)
@mailmalc,malthuss
i understand bro,the last tourney organised by "HYBRID" word war was actually analyzed by me,every bit of it.
i aint complaining but its really time consuming to say i want to brake the results down into punchlines,delivery,metaphors etc
i could spend a whole day doing that ,already analyzd close to 20 battles already and u 'all know zee got to EAT (got a 8-6 job mon-fri) .besides that,thurr so many battles and so many mcs on the tourney,i have to read tru every single post to make sure i don't miss nothing.
i aint complaining though but i think this is the best i can gIve so far.any further suggestions will be glady entertained and reviewed as usuall
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simmy (m)
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@bolaji
actually ive changed my mind, i will reply u soon,
very soon
thats not to say I'm impressed with ur shit, u ve got the raw talent but u needs a lot of exposure nad brushing up to do.
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zephyrr
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@simmy,hybrid
u guys got a DRAW.
u dudes need to go one more round,starting with hybrid aight
@simmy
as for u battling bolaj%^& the issues still stand,i wont be analyzing such battles,i repeat my self "bolaj does not exist on this THREAD "STAR WARZ"
please,i beseech you to kindly refrain from battling him and if u do well,it will be merely for the fun of it and it wont definately earn u a score or BAR.
thank you
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zephyrr
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**********STAR WARZ****************
MALTHUSS 2BARS
ALEPISSU 1BAR
HYBRID 1BAR
WORDSMITH 1BAR
AFROCYNIC 1BAR
MAILMALC 1BAR
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mailmalc (m)
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Where are the so called old cats . . . . come get a feel of ma steel
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simmy (m)
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@zephyrr
sorry I'm new to this thread, y can't i battle bolaji? (apart 4rom the fact that he s wack)
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zephyrr
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@simmy@zephyrr
sorry I'm new to this thread, y can't i battle bolaji? (apart 4rom the fact that he s wack)
besides being wack?  well,if u read tru some old postings u will definately understand where am coming from. cheers
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Dr HYDRO
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@ hybrid
come faze ur worst natemare
Dr HYDRO
i gat the chemical formular 4 nairaland
i'm going to hit u now where it hotz
halla back at the I.V :'(
OooOoooOoOO
OooOoOoO
OooO
O
Dr HYDRO
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bolajibaok (m)
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@SIMMY
I THINK WE SHOULD ALL ASK ZEPPHYRR EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE DONE WRONG THAT HE AS A REFEREE WHO SHOULD BE MEDIATING INSTEAD OF BEING BIASED AND CHOOSY WOULD BE THE ONE TO ASK everyone NOT TO BATTLE ME.HE BEGAN TO CHOOSE OLD PEOPLE AND SEPARATE THE NEW ONES . TAKE A LOOK AT PREVIOUS POSTS FOR MORE INFO
IF U LOOK CLOSELY AT PREVIOUS THREADS I WAS IN THE BATTLE IN THE BEGINNING , BUT THE MOMENT I DEFEATED 3 OF THE ILLEST CATS I NOTICED THAT ZEPPHYR WAS GANGING UP TO EVICT ME TOTALLY
BUT ANYHOW , ITS A VIRTUAL THING. WITH BATTLE OR NO BATTLE I LIVE HOW I SPIT
LIFE WILL DEFINITELY GO ON .
@ZEPPHYR
AS U CAN SEE ZEPHYR, SIMMY CONSIDERS MY VERSES ARE SERIOUSLY ILL THATS WHY HE CHOSE TO BATTLE ME AND RECKONED ME AS SOMEONE TO BATTLE AFTER SO MUCH RELUCTANCE.
AS I CAN REMEMBER VIVIDLY I REMEMBER I APOLOGISED BASICALLY FOR ANYONE THAT IS HURT BY THE FREESTYLES I SPIT.I ALSO APOLOGISE TO everyone FOR WHATEVER 'THING' U SAID I DID WRONG AND ASKED U TO STATE THE RULES,THE DOS AND don't ,
BUT IN A VIRTUAL MAFIA WORLD THE GANG UP MAY DEF BE TOO MUCH FOR A SECOND CHANCE OR RE-ACCEPTANCE.
REGARDLESS MY VENOMS STILL SPITS STRAY POISON !
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bolajibaok (m)
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@bolaji
actually i've changed my mind, i will reply u soon,
very soon
thats not to say I'm impressed with your shit, u ve got the raw talent but u need a lot of exposure nad brushing up to do.
OF COURSE I DEFINITELY GOT MAD SKILLS , EVEN THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THAT !  WHAT ZEPHYRR IS CHAMPIONING AGAINST ME IS DEF PART OF THE EXPOSURE U R TALKING ABOUT. IN THE RAP WORLD NO ONE WOULD DEFINITELY LIKE U !ITS BEEF UNREPENTANT HATRED AND GANGSTA WAR ALL THE WAY! |
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bolajibaok (m)
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ZEPHYRR WHAT ARE YOUR CRITERIAS FOR CHOOSING YOUR BEST RAPPER
@ALEXTISSUE AND ZEPHHYR
ALEX TISSUE PAPER U CALL yourself AN OLD TIMER, U don't EVEN KNOW THE CRITERIA ZEPHYR USES TO CHOOSE THE BEST RAPPER , FOR UR INFO, HE CHOOSES EVICTION BY UNEXPECTED HATRED JUST LIKE HE EVICTED ME-THE ILLEST OF THEM ALL, ALSO HE USES UNJUST AND UNANNOUNCED HATRED JUST LIKE HE DID TO YOU WHEN HE JUDGED AFROCYNIC AS THE WINNER OF UR BATTLE , AS WHOOPING UR BLACK ALEXIS ASS WITH A TISSUE PAPER , (ALTHOUGH CYNIC THE BIONIC DESTROYED UR ASS SO MUCH LIKE A TISSUE INFANT!), U HAVE BEEN BATTLING FOR LONG .AND WITH JUST ONE SINGLE VERSE AFROCYNIC THE BIONIC CYNIC BLEW UP UR RAP FUTURE INTO TISSUE PAPER SHREDS JUST LIKE UR NAME ALEXTISSUE. U GOT NO ISSUE !
AS U ARE AWARE I WAS INSTRUMENTAL TO UR DEFEAT , MY GHOST WAS ON AFRO'S CORNER .MY GHOST DEFINITELY HAUNTED U IN THAT BATTLE! BEECH ASS ! AND IT WILL CONTINUE TO HAUNT YOU UNTIL U REPENT !
@ZEPPHYR /AFROCYNIC
please FIND another VICTIM FOR MY SUGAR BABY , CYNIC THE BIONIC.
SHE IS WAITING TO DEVOUR AND BURN MCS UP LIKE THE NIGERIAN FIREWOOD!
@Heyo
*****hisses*** i see more bitches in you because u are below mammals
@HEYO HEYO UR NUCLEAR BOMBS ON ALEXTISSUE PAPER ARE DEFINITELY FELT HERE , please don't WASTE UR TIME BATTLING HIM. HE IS ALREADY ON THE R.I.P.DEATH LIST!, HE WAS ALREADY MURDERED BY THE CHEEK NAMED AFROCYNIC THE BIONIC CYNIC.MAYBE U SHOULD TEST UR SKILLS AGAINST HER , SHE IS A FEMALE , OR IF U R SCARED OF FEMALES U CAN BATTLE ME , I AM HER GHOST TUTOR AND AM NAMED BOLAJI AKA BJPUMPIN, IF U BATTLE ME STRAIGHT , U MAY GET ON THE DEATH LIST QUICKER ,SO HEYO , I SUGGEST YOU BATTLE HER FIRST , IF U GOT THE BALLS THOUGH! @AFROCYNIC WOOD UP ? UR FLOWS ARE SCARCE NOWADAYS .WHERE U AT ? LEAVE ZEPHYRR ALONE U SHOULD BE USED TO HIS BIASED AND HATRED NATURE BY NOW ! EVEN WHEN IT WAS CLEAR TO EVERYONE THAT U KILLED ALEXTISSUE! R.I.P./MC DEATH LIST - 1. ALEXTISSUE AKA ALEXTISSUE PAPER WHO IS NEXT ON THE DEATH ROW!? |
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bolajibaok (m)
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Quote from: mailmalc on Today at 01:13:21 AM
@Zephyr
Sup? don't u think u should be more analytic when judging rap batttles . . it's not just by saying you won or you lost. . but rather bring out the best lines. . metaphor punchlines commend delivery and so on . . if u continue like this u'll be killing the star warz battle spirit . . .
OF COURSE HE KILLED THE STAR WARZ BATTLE SPIRIT THE DAY HE WENT AGAINST ME !
ZEPHYR UR DOOM IS IMMINENT , I TOLD U , PUBLIC ABUSE IS SELF DESTRUCTION , IT ONLY DAMAGES UR PERSONAL IMAGE!
REPENT AND FACE THE CLEAR FACT , ACCEPT ME BACK AND PEACE WILL REIGN!
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brandedben (m)
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the hype nigga hanging out with the bad nigga
pulling the rap trigger bang u HYBRID=X because i can figure
whenever i come a state of emergency emerge
format the evolution of the rap snitches
your flow cost me pains and body hitches
when u write ryhmes like bird flu chickens
its a shame because everytime we take a step forward u take 100 steps backward
i am the semtex of my millenium
i am such u have heard a line like this ryhmes like this
i run the rap game like a magnate so don't try to contest wit the heavyweight
i am going to break ur bones like a massacre or make a cemetary visit like a gangster
i flow coast to coast,world wide, surl to surl sea to sea,
fortune and fame i will be hyped in this game
artist like HYBRID-X rise and shine but later go down the drain
its a shame i am not ending that way
thats a message i am sending to ur block head HYBRID=x
my blood is hiphop i feel it in the air that i breath
like a maestro i am taking over the game
earning reps like 2pac and being respected for watever i spit.
holla nigga, hahahahahahahahashahahahahahah
so shut the mess up or get fucked the mess up
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Kress (m)
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bolaji when guys dissd u i thot they wur xaggerating bt after reading ur reply,i noticed they hadnt even described half ur wackness lmao,even if u i am awoken from a coma, i will still run u over in a freestyl battle u pyschic wacko.
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eldee (m)
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please put a poll on this stuff for people like us that can't freestyle, at least
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bolajibaok (m)
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KRESS U WILL RUN ME OVER IN A FREESTYLE BATTLE , NEED I REMEBER U I DAMAGE MCS LIKE I WAS A SIX FOOT MONSTER TRUCK U AREJUST ONE OF THEM MCS WHOSE ABOUT TO GET RUN OVER U CAN THROW A BOMB AT ME IF UR TESTICLES ARE AS BIG AS YOUR MOUTH ! |
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bolajibaok (m)
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my name is inevitable , they all talk about me !
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Wordsmith
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@ zephyr,
well, what about my battle with Menike? do we still need to go another round? please reply soon. . .
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zephyrr
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**********STAR WARZ***********
MENIKE VS WORDSMITH
Congrats,word u just earned your second BAR
@ brandedben
WELCOME TO STAR WARZ bro,
see u calling hybrid up for battle hmmmmmmm!!!
@hybrid
wake up mr man,u have a date accept and make tghis showdown official aight
@Dr HYDRO
welcome to the block,i bet hybrid got the message
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zephyrr
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***********SO FAR SO GOOD ON THE STAR WARZ TOUR************
MALTHUSS 2BARS
WORDSMITH 2BARS
ALEPISSU 1BAR
HYBRID 1BAR
AFROCYNIC 1BAR
MAILMALC 1BAR
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menike (m)
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@zephyrr whatvea them dudes told u bout analysin' battle is tru U gotta let carts knw where to improve and why they lost I think u should go holla at Christiano or Mukina so they cud enlighten u a little bit on that @Wordsmith Gbade u gotta go 1st - Remember this is goin' b my last with u So u gotta Go Hard with ya lines cusz Sincerely I wasn't impressed with the previous one  Even thought zephyrr says we should go anotha round  |
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joo chet
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@ THE WHOLE STAR WARZ TREND U KNOW I'M HOT like FIRE so don't fear/ i put the temperature rising i come at u all like tea st of virus hack tii'pt i spit on Ur faces  if u gat style come halla at KING JOO CHET if u gat trouble with that be bold and slit what u gat the KING is in control i run naira land i bring the fellowship N king is here |
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dyabman (m)
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sitting N thinking,
sipping N drinking
agua N wondering
what is becoming
the skies are thundering ,
a storm is coming,
and all of a sudden
I'm back in the garden ,
the garden of eden
eating N drinking
smoking n toking
joking and loafing
HYBRID=X,
Watch out
All my raps are smooth and decent
I'm that rapper known place to place
For the hardest raps with the hardest bass
You see I rap all the time, thats the point
When I walk in the place I just jam the joint
Singin old too shorts on the microphone
The beats so fresh can't leave me alone
You see I rap so cool I will not shout
I keep comin so hard I might knock you out
If you battle with short thats the chance you take
So you better come fresh and don't be fake
All you weak mcs with your weak drum beats
Tellin all your people you can hang with me
Count 1 to 10 count 10 to 20 and Ill just keep on makin money
Life is too short I don't stop
I'm hooked on money like a junkie on top
I got to make it every day, I wont go broke
Ask me am I rich and Ill say no
I'm your homeboy too short back again
Puttin oakland on the map my rap will never end
Id like to send a special thanks to the dangerous crew
For believin in me when they thought I was through
I got rhymes, I keep em comin
I'm on the mic, I wont stop rappin till it comes out right
And when its beatin Ill just say lets roll
I make another record and buy some gold
I keep rhymin and I do it by myself
I'm like a one man crew, you see I don't need help
I get the job done so all you fake rappers, mcs rap masters
Give it up leave that rappin to me
Realizin HYBRID=X you can't rock that beat
I rap on the mic and youll believe
Nothin aint kickin like the big old c
Its just one hard rapper spittin a rap
Not 3 or 4 suckas or a couple of saps
Like born to mack Ill cash a check
Walkin round like a fool livin up to his rep
Ill tell you life aint long
What you waitin for?
Thought you wanted to be like too short?
HOLLA!!
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@simmy
hybrid stands fearless regarless . .'x' brids his royal highness
simmy u harmless . .my nine leave u haertless now u cripple coss u armless
my rhymes marvel-comics . .spit comet. . save that comment
knock u out flawless . ma ish leave parrots speechless
compatriots bcome weaklings . .simmy kid . .
if rap was a chain u's the weak-link
my 4-5th never blink . . ish got different flavours
my slugs push simmy up . .u end up in ur neighbours . . .
. . . backyard with a back-flip watch the earth spin while my nine ring
gingle bells . .piss on simmy like kells,this is "star warz" welcome 2 hell
hybrid the undefeated . . .hospitaliz my clienteles with that clinical finish
my rhymes infinite . .simmy got shook in less than a minute
. . my flows like testosterone u'bout to get fcukd
x the star-clone surrounded by aliens xtra-terrestrial . . .u mush like rotten vegetables
my punch-line feast give u a face lift . . live ur vetebrae shift
can't fcuk with my vocal outfit . . .simmy kid u've jus been lyrically ass whipped
BETTER RECORGNISE
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@dyabman
analyzd ur rhymes homz . . realise u aint that wise
u jus a run-away juvenile . . .ripped ur fcuking rapline fed it to da clowns
guess u noticed "x" brid wears the crown . . negro u xtremely foul
that was me in ur 5th and 6th line-intro . .all of a sudden
blew up in your face like nitro . . .quiet storm confirmed
retarded fcuk u belong to the psychiatric home
am known . . my rap-skills walk before me ,kiddo i am grown
u jus home alone. . . little' midget too short to grow
imagine 'em pages u wrote . . .i know u just managed
bet u one of em cats freestyling in sign language
fake ass "X" wannna be . . u's a fool for posting that gargabe
this is "star warz"kid better re-booth or end up in bandage
u can't escape this lyrical carnage,mcs are bandits little' jackass
u empty like a used cartridge . . .visuialise ur rotten carcass
this aint no battle . . u jus got murdered in principle . .
i knw u want to be my disciple . . .i can see the judas in you.
my force fields cause a stampede plus avalanches . . ish bury ur whole crew
x-brid's advancing . . dyabman u aint street kidd . . . brid made the streets curfew . .
u jus pussyy . . .got death in my pocket like the late legendary ani-ku-lapo kuti
christened king-dom-come till fake emcees gone . . verbaly hanged 'em from the pulpit
am fly like pigeon english, niggar u jus plain stupid . .brid stay fat like a handsome reward . .
dyabman jus ended up in a hospital ward on life surpport
MOTHAFCUKER . . . . . .
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