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AfroCynic
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Bolaji, if you're ready, post your verse, let's get it on.
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zephyrr
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@wordsmith
u have a date with AFROCYNIC . . .
@afro,
nice one.lets wait on your date to respond,and if u still got more(that one was justa taster)
fell free to post a "CRUSHER" who knows u might just earn your first BAR/FIRST KILL on the battle thread keep it coming
@malthuss
nice man ,u earned your first BAR ,whats up?u got a date with mailmalc.beat be prepared for the show down.show your face man .i know u out there.i see u man
@mailmalc get your bars ready, i suggest u drop something hot on malthusss,u might just knock him out in tha first round .
@saucekid and obedz
start afresh.i suggest saucekid goes first
VACANT MCS FOR BATTLE
hybrid-x,alexxpissu(hayo's nowhere to be found),
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zephyrr
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hmmmmmmmmm!!!
@afrocyn and bolaji
guess u guys are heeding to the clarion call to battle.this is a chance for afro to earn her first BAR/KILL
bolaji is actually a under-graded mc
DO YA THING.AM RIGHT HERE AINT GOING NOWHERE
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Saucekid Mind stepp up 2 me, tell me you down.
@zephyrr Thumbs up bro. If saucekid is down let him speak out and am still waiting 4 Heyo. Peace
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Hybrid-X You the only one left man i call You out for a challenge. lets do it all 4 d love . Peace bro
@Saucekid Nevermind since Zephyrr said u and Obedz can start afresh .
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zephyrr
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@ hybrid
u got a call to battle from alexpissu.wake up !!!
@alexpissu
this might be another chance to earn your second BAR.
i suggest you feel free to drop your ATOMIC BOMB first and kindly address it to hybrid thank you
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@zeeee
see u already getting down to biz . . . .aight then . . .
@alexpissu
wtas up hommz . . . accept your invitation to battle but its your funeral men . . . .still waiting on ish man . . . mine's ticking away son . . . .what u got?
, still waiting man . . . still waiting . . .
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Malthuss
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@ all right am back, i see there has been going ons since this morning, i even smell p*ssy
@ Mailmalc
enjoy
am da 67th book of da bible, thou shalt not fcuk with that nigga Malthuss beta find a safe place n keep that for the records else u gon sip food from a straw for coming against ma ruckus i rap attack on that nigga malc with ma rat-tat-tat n make your punchlines like busted tyres, they all flat
in this battle galactica i destroy your dynamics make your flows fckin static cause your shit be erratic got your tongue twitching like u's a fcking spastic nigga i go on and on you can call me inelastic n end your fckin misery with a swift gun clappin
Mailmalc i post hot slugs on this Nairaland site while u rigid like lampposts with no fckin lights u's a mailman that can't deliver a mutha fckin mail got your fckin bitch on ma jock sending fanmails make the bitch come nigga, with just one email capture your whole posse with ma fcukin mailmerge mail a letterbomb to your crib n wish your ass farewell
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Bolajibaok You still PM me . This time i will be opening your condolences register .
@Hybrid-X I have always live by this code
"Respect all but fear non when shit hits You sieze to act like a Nun" I will drop my ish make urs hot too, then lets see whose goin 6feet. Peace bro @Naijafan Whts up hommz been along time. @Zephyrr What if Heyo steps up ?
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zephyrr
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@alexpissu
forget about heyo for now.u gotm scres to settle with hybrid.u invited him so go ahead and post your bars
@mailmalc malthuss's at it again man,this one definately ripppped the whole joint apart.that don't mean u dead yet man,tot u took cover in the basement.hola back reall quick.we need to be sure u survived this one at least .
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@alexpissu
what up man . . . .jus a wake up call . . . .still waiting on ya
mic check this . . . . .
call me hybrid -clapton "X" the general captain
clap alex so hard, da niggarr back flip like obafemi martin
negrro so scared he swallow spit "x" spits that hot ish ,
split pissu into tiny bits homeboy,u aint ready for the heat
star warz . .brake this fagoot like the fcuking law am on course on a galactical tour
for all y'all who wannna battle hy comm'on step on board
am tha mc art-collector alecxpissu heads hanging on my wall
fear tha "x" factor . . . hybrid jus ripped your balls
knockd You out coldnow u seeing 'em starz da lyrical samuel peters . . .dowg! u aint got no BARS
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zephyrr
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@hybrid,malthuss
can't judge nothing till your dates show up (if they still alive that is)
@alexpissu i see u man,hola back
@mailmalc whats up man,can u hear me?i just hope u still out there somehwere.hola back man
@wordsmith man,afrocynic launched some real bazugas on your face,don't tell me u faceless at least u still got your arms.man post something or anything.
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saucekid (m)
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@ obedz,
lyrically i storm you more like desert storm technically i carve you/make you stiff as stone i'd come in yo mouth/make you suck on ma d!ck yo mama tasted fine/she could swear i was so sweet basically, ma shotgun's tucked under ma sleeve i blast you out with 5' o's/no make that six i'm a stand tall nigga/you know i be sittin on top to numbskullz like u/i remain your God rap floor's ma dinner hall feed on ill emcees/like krenshaw when i be through niggas in yo hood/be like man,whatsup? i spit rhymes too tyt/do it better than twista can still take you out/yo mama/nd little sista got out ma war machete/dine on u like spaghetti spread your parts all round like confetti in yo hood blood spillin/niggaz dying/mamas crying mobb don is here/aint gat no feelin i said it before/i'm a say it again i aint 9ice/you still taste to me like frenchfries mic check one, two damn, yous still a fool word's enough (stupid not you) for the wise was dreaming on beating me/wake up and apologise
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AfroCynic
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I'm sorry, saucekid has to be the worst so called MC on this site, bar none.
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saucekid (m)
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@ afrocynic, are you testin my hackles?? i'm down to the boy'z level but if you think you have a high horse, then i'm a bring you down no holds barred, explicit contents  think about it
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AfroCynic
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@ Saucekid
Get in line, there are two people ahead of you, but if you want it, bring it.
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saucekid (m)
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high time you know, men rule
hope you gat yo tampon on because because you'll be bleeding in every possible hole
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AfroCynic
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I could nine months pregnant, about to go into labour and your wack ass still couldn't out rap me. Coming with the sexist shit aint going to cut it either, just post your little piece, if you sure you got the balls.
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mailmalc (m)
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@zephyrr Hw u doing. of course i'm still here. sorry about my late response i've been very busy all day.
@e'ry mc Fasten your Seat belts. get ready to ride****, _, |, ____________________, , , / `---___________----_____|] ----[--} , /_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ , ), ---.(_(__) / , // (, ) ), ----" , //___// , //___// .//___// Malc is commin up wit something xtra-ordinary xplicit this time like missy please nobody should duplicate or recycle my style 
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mailmalc (m)
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*******FINAL CHAPTER A LETTER TO MALTHUS OPENS SCROLL=========================================hi kiddo, it's mailmalc your big bro/read u'r post i aint mad tho jst glad we both droppin em lik pro's yet u run from u'r own shadows
***your di(s)-proof/still proves me so lyrically ill u sound lik u swallowed female contraceptive pill
starwars been invaded by your swollen headed junks but now king malc reigns Era of bullet~proof~monks check your lines so dreary like pullet~woof~skunk
i'm so ill been infected wit a deadly Syndrome lik a game of Scrabble i constantly hit u on a premium
being known from writin on threads to rocking shows smokin crack and bangin ho's is a fcking life u chose
dn't bother replyin because my rap~rhyme out-rhymes your past~line u ar a non-conductor yet my flow FLOWS through your last~spinemalthuss is good but king MALC is definately better i just hope u don't feel awful when u read this letterCLOSES SCROLL========================================THOW BACKS"i rap attack on that nigga malc with ma rat~tat~ta" so thoughtful of u but that leaves me good lukin like Pat~At~tah saw my money stacks guess that is what u really are~af~ter
i eat up your bars like it was choco~bar i dropped your letter bomb in your loco~car 
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Wordsmith
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The Wordsmith reporting for duty. . . . Lol, sorry peeps, was busy at the Soundcity shizzle, couldn't reply. @ Afrocynic : aah, finally  . I liked that spit, nice one  . Now let's get down ma, and please don't take none personalhere goes. . . Afrocynic? *sigh*she used to be the sweetest girl/ for turning bad, u get that jackhammer, now u feel the sweetest hell/ i defeacate illness on a mic, you reek with this. . ./ . . .shit, the Wordsmith known to come sick with this/ get your dome split//yet i flow ill like syphillis/ u got gender issues? I don't give a fcuk like nuns do*/ damage's irreversible, never start what u can't undo/ a scared - pup's what i got u shook - like/ beta get an escort, from left u look-right/ you's an artificial inseminate gon' wrong/ a man in a bitch's clothing with a d*#ck gone long/ u ain't worth the iron fist, i treat u with kiddie gloves/ fcuk Sun Tzu, i bring the art of spilling blood/ a one man army, the Wordsmith known to bring WAR/ put that in reverse, i spit it to you RAW/ the G-man spits hard as a rock, you've gone microsoft like Office/ u don't wana test me ma, i give u multiple choices/ all lead to a one way ticket to your early grave/ u get gassed in a casket, coffin's ready-made/ First thought, never ever fcuk with the Wordsmith/ On Second thought, you can fcuk with the Wordsmith/ face it// you's wasted, so says my trash can/ i spit slugs as lullabies, u go to sleep bitch, bedtime's callin', it's past time/ you outrap me? Lol, i spit the future in the present/ u's way dead ahead, have wishing u's an Immortal like Evanescence/
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Wordsmith
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Saucekid, DON'T step in, stay out of thisit's between me and her.
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mailmalc (m)
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@zephyrr i don't think i still fancy an individual being d "SOLE" judge. Lets allow other mc's pass their votes or we get more judges. You can still be d organizer nd moderator but definately can't be the only judge.**************left my ****b'hind  , _, |, ____________________, , , / `---___________----_____|] ----[--}POP SHOTS , /_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ , ), ---.(_(__) / , // (, ) ), ----" , //___// , //___// .//___//
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bolajibaok (m)
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@zepphyr this is what zepphyr said about bolaji
afrocynic u got yourself a date with bolaji , bolaji is actually an under graded mc?
can yall imagine this referee talking this bout me hasnt he read how i lyrically slained the previous battle referee aka cross breed sorry high breed slip of tongue hybrid-x or hybrid sex
@ afrocynic , AFROCYNIC honey your handsome date is here for u take me as rude and possessive as i am , check it
afrocynic you are what u spit i smell vagina when u spit heyo i heard they said am an mc thats under-graded slip of tongue nigga i think its under-rated graded already?can't u see ma flows are x-rated for sex i smell afrocynic's vagina pussy? hussy , the sound of a gun ama use to smoke her bitch ass wow she really smells like an overdue pussy so delicious, fresh young and immature like b2k she's too gay she feels like a gay with 2dicks her entire pussy mouth flows like an excited Godzillia who got a new date just to get herself disvirgined deflowered heal her to deal her when i mess her she sounds like an overgrown ibadan gorilla guerilla my gun team will converge just to smoke her then diverge just to refuck her for pleasure at leisure whenever she has her period on heat my war with this cynic chic is a war with no weapons The only weapons i use are the lyrical weapons of mass destruction my weapon is that of a lyrical assassin Commiting arson just like the cerebral assassin triple hhh damn she wants some privates y'all action eeno I will give her the black nigerian orgasmic attraction As in am a commit a crime called arson as in Harassing and raping her with my foul mouthish language anguish just like the sounds of a mic assassin assassinating Fasasi the surname of dare a naija ninja who wears green just like professor green sucking on jin like a gin who called her year in naira the year of the bitch bitch ?yeah ? like afrocynic who just got bitched up like a bar with no beach (bar beach)
feel me ? afrocynic that is just my first attack on u i can see u sense intense words play and lyrical prowess from me just like a breaker once known as the combo breaker )from killer instinct my instincts tell me u will rehearse and rewrite just to respond to your new date's diss who is as hot, dark ,handsome and ugly as ever however if u look under u may see ma email addy u can holla at me girl if u want a real date , my name is bolaji aka bjpumpindogg@yahoo i think u need to see ma face because am way too handsome to get re-dissed by you , hollaback girl with your much awaited reply diss and let the freak show begin, all them thugs and them gangstas in naira really want to hear u if u don't reply soon , zepphyr may as well declare a no contest and hand me my much earned BAR reluctantly aight i will get back at yall when i wake up its 2am , i only came here to slay THAT AFROCYNIC CHIC , a date zephyyyr matchmade for me
words so ill my flows are so retarded -bolaji aka bjpumpindogg
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bolajibaok (m)
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@afrocynic afrocynic i can seee your trippin so much for me , u can even say no words , your mouth is wide opened like ""did that brother just diss me??'' i understand girl , u may as well keep your volume on mute and pause till i press play @mattiaus and mailmalc unbelievable .mattaius diss to mailmalc is total destruction , absolutely ill, if we put this shit on ma soundforge software mixed with matthias lines .we may have the illest freestyle battle diss of the century . i must admit mattiaus that was the illest shit i ever heard after i cremated u, can't believe u can re-resurrect like that dogg .your bombs are so nuke mailmalc will take 50yrs to recover from this. @zepphyr , all of you .this is zephyrr comment on mattiaus malthuss's at it again man,this one definately ripppped the whole joint apart zeph your right i totally agree with your judment on this , you're 100%correct , now we have the most anticipated showdown after that of afrocynic and bolaji because i smell afro's puss gettin so tight now @wordsmith and afrocynic , wordssmither how could afrocynic outwit a flame thrower like u like this , or by now i should be accepting that that honey is more iller and realer than you  honey, even afrocynic one line replies were hotter than your entire diss to somebody, this afro chic is so hot on the mic i wish i could get a collabo with her? supp honey am feelin your backside , holla back @afrocynic and saucekid afro chic i totally agree with u with a delivery like sauce'ss, saucekid is definitely the wackest mc of them all, how could anyone drop lines that are so incoherent , so loose , so rhymeless and so grouse, yuk am getting sick of this makossa by that nigga sauce, afro i think he got totally mouthmurdered after i dropped my terrorist attack on him, afro u need to scroll to page 1 or 2 and check my diss to him, it was seriously sauceterrorising, and i think he gettin furious on your challenge , show em what your made of girl , show him that your a full blooded nigerian chiquita , for me sugar drop a buttnaked breast sagging plasmodic bomb on him , and for the records of love your one liner """let me quote it here ''I could be nine months pregnant, about to go into labour and your wack ass still couldn't out rap me. Coming with the sexiest shit aint going to cut it either, just post your little piece, if you sure you got the balls. afrochiquita i had to insert 'be ' before 9months pregnant , it sounds better to me that way @mailmalc and my-tyres sorry mattiaus i will extract 2 lines from malc that was hot i guess"""check it 1, ***your di(s)-proof/still proves me so lyrically ill u sound lik u swallowed female contraceptive pill 2. i'm so ill been infected wit a deadly Syndrome lik a game of Scrabble i constantly hit u on a premium and mailmalc reycling of mattius "i rap attack on that nigga malc with ma rat~tat~ta" so thoughtful of u but that leaves me good lukin like Pat~At~tah saw my money stacks guess that is what u really are~af~ter is very creative , this shows that mailmalc is not to be messed around with afterall @wordsmith and afrocynic on wordsmith diss to afrocynic, i have a comment on the following wordsmith lines , Afrocynic? *sigh*she used to be the sweetest girl/ for turning bad, u get that jackhammer, now u feel the sweetest hell/ i defeacate illness on a mic, you reek with this. . ./ note the wordsplay: shoulda been you rink and stink with this . . .shit, the Wordsmith known to come sick with this/ feel diss (feel this ) get your dome split//yet i flow ill like syphillis/ @saucekid and wordsmith nigga words if you're telling sauce not to step in between u and the afro chic then i think you're telling him to stay down and accept defeat , we need multiple bombshells up in here , this is the 2nd thread after mtn mtv v-j search thread, even seun purposely drags our thread everyday to number 2, u think say na beans for naija niggas to flex mouth muscles this big ? let the battle continue , much love to everyone up in here keepin this thread gangsta
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bolajibaok (m)
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@afrocynic and saucekid
i was about to sleep but afrocynic one line diss to that nigga sauce keeps ringing ding dong on ma head and as a former heavyweight remixer, recycler, resampler like the nigga puffy combs my brain keeps remixing afrocynic's shit into this check it ''I could be nine months pregnant, about to go into labour and your wack ass still couldn't out rap your mama. straighten up your privates son my pussy is gettin bigger Coming with the sexiest shit i aint going to blow job u, just post your little privates up here in ma puss as a deliver your baby , re-impregnate me from my bakassi if you think you got the balls.
much respect and much love to the original owner of this sample afrocynic sugar i show y'all how to make a song from a little chorus just like holllabody ye for instance by 2face which was a chorus of one of the first plantation boys songs, i bet y'all never noticed that
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Alexpissu (m)
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Sorry, I was suppose to post immediately but my connection was Fu#king up. But i will appreciate if u come fu#k hard this time then i make em hot like solar. Peace bro
@Hybrid-X Hybrid been dead along time beecause of his tarnish~strength see u ghost riding I'ma send dogs chase You to enternal banishment X is this tissuesless not until he met my force flows Ya moms knows u so fearless run safe under my shadows Crack this X teeth then ya chick puts teeths to heat now X on my hips crawl begging 4 big meat Negro aint hard better do back ups singer 4 Homo(Elton John) X heartless got no guts nd see your ish as a slow mo Dis total failure like Jambite scoring 40/400 to diss me I'ma make u run over hot waters because u pissin me X Me throwin punches at You is child abuses then I'ma whiltsle dogs 2 expose your bruises called this bitch-X 4 battles he went doin work out I'ma leave, u miss me so sincere X just got sauced out
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Alexpissu (m)
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Sorry, I was suppose to post immediately but my connection was Fu#king up. But i will appreciate if u come fu#k hard this time then i make em hot like solar. Peace bro
@Hybrid-X Hybrid been dead along time beecause of his tarnish~strength see u ghost riding I'ma send dogs chase You to enternal banishment X is this tissuesless not until he met my force flows Ya moms knows u so fearless run safe under my shadows Crack this X teeth then ya chick puts teeths to heat now X on my hips crawl begging 4 big meat Negro aint hard better do back ups singer 4 Homo(Elton John) X heartless got no guts nd see your ish as a slow mo Dis total failure like Jambite scoring 40/400 to diss me I'ma make u run over hot waters because u pissin me X Me throwin punches at You is child abuses then I'ma whiltsle dogs 2 expose your bruises called this bitch-X 4 battles he went doin work out I'ma leave, u miss me so sincere X just got sauced out my ill verbal assaualt puts mirror on your limbs Cos i smoked You's out quenchin hell fires in glimpse
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Bolajibaok Thumbs up 4 analysing members because u did a good job on that. Peace Bolaj
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Wordsmith
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@ Afrocynic, i think you've an admirer  . Either that bolaji fellow's been reading too many Mills and Boons or he's in love  @ all, no offence people, but i'll rather have someone like oracle99 analysing my lines than bolajiboak who bites Jin's rhymes from BET freestyles. Besides that, i just don't understand his analysis and it makes little senserink and stink? I never intended or wanted those words in 'em lines so why fit them there? Afrocynic, you still up for some ma? 
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Malthuss
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@ mailmalc
here's ma reply, none personal let da best mc take it.
for comin against me u must be high on tetostorone bitch stick to methodone or i split your fckin dome for thinkin u can come in here n step on ma throne i rap in spirit worlds nigga u just flesh and bones
my style like a runaway train with no brakes crushin through those wack tracks that u procreate mail your body parts home so they can cremate saved hiphop cause your wacks will never populate
Malthuss the volcanic reactor spittin larva on that nigga Mailmalc, made him a burnt rapper mailmalc gets ripped, nigga who da main man fcuk u up from the island to the main land step up nigga n u gon be a lame man
got so much ice nigga catch a frost bite hit that p*ssy tight your bitch gives me love bites survive in the arctic like a human polar bear mailmalc better go find your fckin rap pears
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mailmalc (m)
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Moi is always in a battle state because i keep gettin better day after day***** @malthuss KING MALC REIGNSHow dare u confront a king wit WEAK LINE & CHEAP RHYMES/ wit ma shotgun u'll be getting a PEAK FINE i pop u BIG TIME/ 12 blows on malthus chest for trying to DISS MALC/ i split bars on hot STEEL ROCKS if you can KISS DAT/ wit lyrical cages coated in STEROIDS i SEIZE CATS/ get u stuck in pain as i keep throwin THESE DARTS/
who's d main man" imagine what a dull ass like u POSTED without a samsung toaster i still gat malthus ROASTED" king malc is fire proof so quit trin to use Lava or Cremate As a King i amend u from a servant 2 a cell "C" inMATE
even wit a 20meter Ladder i'm still aBOVE ya~reach(rich)/ Xtensively Xterminate u i aint got LOVE 4 ya~B*tch/ ma LINES throw PUNCHES in your body CURVE ya~Itch/ stitch YA HEAD because i'm AHEAD e'ry fckin time ya~Switch/ disengage your joints u wont even know where u'r FAULT~IS/ like a pest, on MALTHUS i play couple of MULT~IES/
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