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chani (m)
How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« on: July 14, 2005, 12:08 PM »

am tired of a cheating girl , but help me breakup with her because i caught her cheating with a guy and a friend for that matter , so tell what to do and how to get a new girl

NB. if u are pretty am single ,.........................aight  Grin
kazey (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #1 on: July 14, 2005, 12:34 PM »

You want nairalanders to teach  you how to break up with your girl?  Roll Eyes
Chxta (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #2 on: July 14, 2005, 01:04 PM »

O baby, I don taya.  Dey go ya own make I dey go my own. 

"Oh, girl I'm tired.  Why don't you go your way and let me go my own way?"
mamba (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #3 on: July 14, 2005, 08:39 PM »

Tell her that you have AIDS, I'm sure that's the best way....
Greatpeter (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #4 on: July 14, 2005, 08:57 PM »

Chani if you're serious we could help you. knowledgeable people are in the forum.
But the tune of your message sounds like you're not serious. I want to be serious with serious matters in this forum.

If I you're serious you don't need her just tell her point blank that you've gotten no interest in her anymore and that you have other plans rather than her she will understand you and if she doesn't introduce someone to her as your "futurity"if you get one.

Don't use this forum to sell yourself out ooo that you are now a free agent Grin
hot-angel (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #5 on: July 14, 2005, 09:21 PM »

Quote from: mamba on July 14, 2005, 08:39 PM
Tell her that you have AIDS, I'm sure that's the best way....

Go mamba, go mamaba. best idea!

Just pursue her with knife, she will think you are mad, and will never come close to you. Or tell her you have a STD.
Motee (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #6 on: July 15, 2005, 12:12 PM »

if she was caught as you said and you can't forgive and continue with the relationship then just call her and tell her you are no more interested....nothing is as good as telling each other.

(my inner thought) I don't think this is a problem in the first instance or is there some instances in this relationship that we don't know and that is why it is very difficult for you to tell her or is this just an idea or an imagination of yours?
hopy2005 (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #7 on: July 15, 2005, 12:50 PM »

The easiest way to break a relationship, one, stop collectin some thing from the guy, breach ur communication, stop ur visitation, try and make the guy to understand some certain things, this should be done amikably.

after that uwaka go ur way and make a new turn for ur life, I kn is so easy for one to break a relationship come to think of that if it's a guy u loved so much, but in all things I will still advice u to give God all the glory.
Greatpeter (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #8 on: July 15, 2005, 01:17 PM »

Please don't get broken in the process of breaking up a relationship oo. Roll Eyes
nike4luv (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #9 on: July 18, 2005, 01:27 PM »

Just tell her things aint working out maybe it might be okay o split up 4 a while..omg..am a gurl and am telling u how to break up wit ur gurl..lol
Flint (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #10 on: July 18, 2005, 01:35 PM »

Quote from: Chxta on July 14, 2005, 01:04 PM
O baby, I don taya. Dey go ya own make I dey go my own.

"Oh, girl I'm tired. Why don't you go your way and let me go my own way?"
I second Chxta. If that doesn't work, then try Mamba's AIDS line. Grin
jogego (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #11 on: July 18, 2005, 01:43 PM »

And if you go down the AIDS line, I wonder how you will dispell the rumour that you have AIDS??
chani (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #12 on: July 18, 2005, 07:20 PM »

am serious,
and for does of u that suggested aid option , abeg i nor want make people  run from me o. well thanx all , only a few gave me a good idea , well am still waiting for the day i will tell her , thakx all .
                                                                                                   ur boi
                                                                                        freaking whispering chani
nike4luv (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #13 on: July 18, 2005, 07:41 PM »

okay..u still counting daysss??
hot-angel (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #14 on: July 19, 2005, 04:16 AM »

looks like he is. Just count those days before she carry belle. (oh my gosh.. i spoke pidgin right)
nike4luv (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #15 on: July 19, 2005, 07:12 AM »

gurl..yes u did..
boy don't count daysss..
Greatpeter (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #16 on: July 19, 2005, 08:45 AM »

Ok let me offer you the last advise I have for you, Just give her a dirty slap and bite her so hard on her nipple.

She will think you a vampire and run away from afar if she gazes at you .. Grin
Chigszy (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #17 on: July 20, 2005, 02:26 AM »

@ chani "NB. if you are pretty am single ,.........................aight  "
that was really really cheesy and a total turn off!!

anyway like i said either you love her or you leave her. and about getting a new girlfriend, first of all you definately need better pick up lines!!! for sure
Chigszy (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #18 on: July 20, 2005, 02:29 AM »

and @ greatpeter why in the worl does it have to be the NIPPLE? have you done that before?
and @mamba i give up!!! Roll Eyes
nike4luv (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #19 on: July 20, 2005, 11:02 AM »

greatpeter!!!!!!
bite her on her nipple Shocked
sheesh..*dirty*
mamba (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #20 on: July 22, 2005, 10:10 PM »

O'boy Greatpeter  "Bite her on her nipple?"

You don't want her to breastfeed for life again?

eveseh (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #21 on: April 27, 2006, 04:25 PM »

Quote from: nike4luv on July 20, 2005, 11:02 AM
greatpeter!!!!!!
bite her on her nipple Shocked
sheesh, *dirty*

why should he bite her,there must be other way to tell
her he don't want her Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

i think Undecided Undecided Undecided
Ama (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #22 on: May 01, 2006, 11:41 AM »

I think after considering all of these methods, good old fashion truth will set you free.  Tell her it's not going to work out and outline your reasons if you give a shit about her. 
xkape (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #23 on: May 01, 2006, 02:58 PM »

Quote from: Greatpeter on July 19, 2005, 08:45 AM
Ok let me offer you the last advise I have for you, Just give her a dirty slap and bite her so hard on her nipple.

She will think you a vampire and run away from afar if she gazes at you ,  Grin

 Grin Grin Grin Grin that was precious.
But i prefer this: she walks in and she sees u with a machete, a hot iron and a big stick on the coffee table (or bed). u greet her cheefully, walk over give her a kiss and then bite her on the nipple. she will not return after that

please don't y'all crucify me now, i know someone that actually did something along this line.very effective with minimum violence
babymine (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #24 on: May 02, 2006, 07:09 PM »

  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Grin  Grin  Grin
terkimbi
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #25 on: May 04, 2006, 12:55 PM »

tell her that i no go do again [/i] Grin Grin Grin
glodave (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #26 on: May 04, 2006, 01:18 PM »

since she is cheating on you! simple! tell her u'r feb up wit the relationship, because she is cheating on you.
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #27 on: May 04, 2006, 01:20 PM »

Quote
NB. if u are pretty am single ,, aight Grin
Lmao already?? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
babymine (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #28 on: May 04, 2006, 01:24 PM »

So soon?  Grin  Grin  Grin  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
abiurluv (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #29 on: June 05, 2006, 04:56 PM »

Hi,
The best solution is for to reduce your sexual intercourse with her,  how do i mean,  If u go 2 to3 round before, Reduce it to 1 round and do it as if u are not capable again or suffering from piles.

Or how do u feel.
please don't call or alters bad to things (STD) to yourself because we don't know the kind of angel the is passing during that time.

MAKE IT REAL.
eslynera (f)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #30 on: June 05, 2006, 10:37 PM »

wel if it's real that she's cheatin on you and if you've got real evidence on it, just tell her d reality, that
"GIRL, I'VE FOUND OUT that this AIN'T REAL LOVE, THERE'S SOMETHIN GOIN ON. I THINK WE SHOULD END THIS RELATIONSHIP."
short, simple n clear Cool Cheesy Smiley Wink
Big Shishi (m)
Re: How to Break Up With My Girlfriend
« #31 on: June 05, 2006, 11:08 PM »

elys, u gotta be kidding, homeboy needs to do a Big shishi on her ( pump her best friend)
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