Death, Or Pungee.

Two explorers walking through a jungle stumble
upon a tribe of savages, who promptly tie the two
explorers up and take them to the chief of the
tribe. The chief presents them with two options:
death, or pungee.

The first explorer thinks to himself "Well,
anything's gotta be better than dying", so he
chooses pungee.

The chief then throws his hands up in the air
and yells "pungee".

Suddenly the whole tribe (a few hundred of'em)
rip off their loin clothes and all begin savagely
fucking the explorer up the ass. Some of the
savages take sharp sticks and shove them up the
explorers ass. The raping goes on for hours, and
when it finally ends, the explorer is left
quivering on the ground in a pool of his own
blood, yet still alive.

The other explorer, who had been watched in
horror the whole time says "Holy shit, I'll take
death"

"Very well then" the chief replies, "death,
by PUNGEE!!!

ohhhhh gosh, that is cruel

Funny thou, 

oh gosh.
that was really funny.