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ituen (m)
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During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine" replied the Doctor
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finekid (m)
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Nice one  |
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Aiphie (f)
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Hmmmmm |
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Maleeq (m)
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LOL! nice one! I'll be a gynacologist in my next life |
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iwajay (m)
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;d ;d  |
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halle j
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the funniest thing is that that has happened to me (i mean the undressing part!) and probably to about a quater of the females on nairaland!
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oge4real (f)
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the funniest thing is that that has happened to me (i mean the undressing part!) and probably to about a quater of the females on nairaland! It has not happened to me o.I wonder where you got your info statistics from.  |
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halle j
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well if it hasnt happened to u, doesnt mean it hasn't happenrd to others. do u actually know what a quarter means? it means 25 out of 100.so u might be in the 75% it hasnt happened to.u don't even know how to work with statistics and ur mentioning it! please
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tope_teadr (m)
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I just can't imagine *whispher's* i think that doctor is phyco
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halle j
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the worst thing is that i was 18 and so naive that i did what he asked. am pretty sure i wasnt the 1st or the last!  |
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mimiko (f)
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@ HALLE J i don't know what u re talking about oooo am 25 and it has never happend to me before oooooo i just asked around and? MADAM HALLE J i was told that its rare i used to live with doctors   |
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finekid (m)
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the worst thing is that i was 18 and so naive that i did what he asked. am pretty sure i wasnt the 1st or the last! So which equipment did the doctor use to examine you? why not complete the story? Jokes apart this is news to me! Didn’t know such things happen in the medical profession!  |
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halle j
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@ mimiko i don't care whether u've lived with doctors or monks.and i don't care what u think or believe.all i know is that it sure DID happen to me.hell, i don't care what anyone thinks.if the supposedly learned minds in nairaland are doubtng, victimising me and who knows what else,theni can really see why sex molestors get away with "it" in nigeria . this is actually a very sensitive issue and maybe i shouldnt have brought it up on this thread. but believe me, even the unthinkable happens!it is only now as an adult that i can actually tell the stories that i was actually too scared to tell just bcause i didnt think anyone would believe.but do take into this very important piece of advice- if a child tells you she's been messed with by the pope, don't scould her, instead sit her down , hold her hands ,and calmly ask the questions-where?, when and how? u would look smarter and believe me, u'll be a lot closer to finding the truth! |
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halle j
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@ finekid. he used his stethoscope and his hands.but he didnt go 'there' though.he just touched parts of my stomach asking if it hurt.the most damaging however, were his eyes- he couldnt just take them off me. then at d end , he asked me how old i was.that was it!i never told anyone and kind of tried to forget about it till now. plss this is not meant to be a joke
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Migines (m)
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@hale j
i'm very sory bout that, but i hope u've goten over it.
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tope_teadr (m)
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@halle j please can you come to my family hospital. Maybe then i'll be the doctor. But first you must be a female.
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mailmalc (m)
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@ituen that was off d hoook. nice one @halle j Controversial though i still remain a genuis*****thanks for the link Halle Jerry |
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finekid (m)
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Halle sorry about your earlier experience.
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zomo (m)
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don't knw what u guys jus argueing ova let it go |
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saucekid (m)
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@ clemcy haba now??? dickthetoscope ke na today i just hear am oooooooROFLMSBFAO |
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mailmalc (m)
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just tell us the end of the story did he use dicksthescope RFLMAO Clemcykul u too go school |
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oge4real (f)
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@halle j,
madam statistics,the unfortunate incident that sopposedly happened to you is to say the least ficticious and unfounded.
if you dress half naked to consult a physician, you do not expect him to look away.
I am a medical practitioner and know that my male colleagues are noble and respected members of the society.
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tope_teadr (m)
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@oge4real meaning.
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