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biggerboy (m)
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Bill Gates has of recent been in dire need of a top class manager of his vast resources. being short of credible and honest Americans to manage his estate for him, reliable sources have it that he finally approached ATIKU Abubakar. as you read this message, Atiku has firmly resumed at Gates Foundation and he is control of all the assets of Bill Gates. who says honesty does not pay?  ?? Did you say honesty?I no fit laff o. Meanwhile former Speaker,Madam Patricia Etteh has replaced Sepp Blatter as FIFA President  |
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champredd (m)
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Did you say honesty?I no fit laff o. Meanwhile former Speaker,Madam Patricia Etteh has replaced Sepp Blatter as FIFA President Meanwhile Sepp Blatter has been appointed the new chairman of the world's most prestigious soccer league, The Nigerian Professional Football League (NPFL) with immediate effect, and he has accepted the new position gleefully. |
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st-kris (m)
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yeekpa! this thread is hilarious, , but i dey come first, who bin hear about the meeting at aso rock between yar'adua, the nigerian immigration commander and an envoy of aliens from planet mars on strenghtening bilateral relations between nigerians and the marsians,  , and they also indicated their interest to buy off 50% of MTEL 
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biggerboy (m)
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The new Speaker of the house of Representative,Hon Dimeji Bankole will be getting married to Pro Udi Okereke Onyiuke of The Stock Exchange next saturday.The aso ebi is going for N73,500.Anyone interested should call me on 08092222435
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biggerboy (m)
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Robert Mugabe just called me to book for his own aso ebi.What are you guys waiting for?
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biggerboy (m)
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NYSC has just acquired IMF
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champredd (m)
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IBB decided to refund $13 billion proceed of corruption during is government
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st-kris (m)
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baba iyabo is set to represent his university at the next NUGA games for the category of 200 metres dash track race and the mens pole vault events |
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arsenalfan
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Dora Akinyuli to marry Lamidi Adedibu on Dec 23rd ,2007
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biggerboy (m)
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Dora Akinyuli to marry Lamidi Adedibu on Dec 23rd ,2007
I will like to be there.Obasanjo is the best man and Ngozi Okonjo Iweala the chief brides maid |
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slim49z (m)
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I love this thread! Keep it going guys and gals! |
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esonueke (m)
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Please try and consult your stock broker because as we are entering the new year 2005, we all in Naija is will relocating to Jupiter, Iraq to Venus, USA to Mercury and Ghana to Mars but the whole MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN THE WORLD will retain Earth.
What is your plan for the new year?
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2ceSharp (m)
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Relocating to another planet will have to wait.
I hear that the Police force has decided to harmonise its operations for more efficiency hence from now,
Private Cars - N50
Public buses - N100
Okada - N30
Pedestrians - N20
so hold enough money on your way home today as it takes effect from today, !
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biggerboy (m)
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I saw Bill Clinton selling arsenal jersey inside the hold up at Maryland yesterday
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Tats (m)
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** BREAKING NEWS**
Arik air has just concluded a mega deal to acquire British Airways and purchase 30 of the new double decker Airbus A380s.
Lagos will now become the hub for British Airways!
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Babs_O (m)
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Lagos Underground Opens 01/01/2010. It runs all the way from Lekki to Ikorodu, Toll Gate, and Babadgry. Traffic congestion in Lagos now history. Special Service Connects Olokola now renamed Babs_O City.
Thousands of US/UK/Canadian Nigerians on long queues to revalidate their Nigerian Citizenships in other to Return Home where GDP now stands at USD 500,000 per annum.
Thanks to Babs_O Founder of the Babs_O Group.
Owners of the new Babs_O steel, Babs_O Oil and Gas and the Rebuya of Olokola the newest most developed mega city in the World.
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champredd (m)
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Nigeria to become the first country to launch waste products into space. According to spokeman for NSAA (Nigerian Space and Aeronautics Agency), the spaceship will be launched from Bonny Island off the eastern coast of Nigeria. Asked about the possibility of an attack by ND militants, he says adequate security have been provided.
Meanwhile in reaction the US government have asked the Nigerian FG to stop the launch completely, "the action of the Nigerian government amounts to space terrorism, how can a country like Nigeria launch it's people shit into the space, what if it malfunction and fall on American territory".
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ayusman16 (m)
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Niger Delta millitant having a thanksgiving service. Guess who is the minister?
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biggerboy (m)
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Niger Delta millitant having a thanksgiving service. Guess who is the minister?
I also saw it on TV,Osama Bin Ladin was the officiating minster |
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mailstorm
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HA, GOD FORBID |
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prosperup (m)
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LOL u guys wan kill pessin with lafter. Very ingenious. Keep them coming! |
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