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freelance (m)
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UBA has just acquired Bank of New York  Na yam 
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coded guy (m)
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"BREAKING NEWS:EVERYBODY RUN!!! FBI, CIA & INTERPOL HAVE BEEN READING THIS THREAD JUST MOBILIZED their MEN TO TRACK DOWN PEOPLE REVEALING ALL THESE"
aaaaaaaaah if it is the FBI, CIA & INTERPOL that was trained by KAI, then we are really in trouble,its a matter of time before they pick up everybody here including Yar' adua.
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excel12 (m)
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Excel, it seems u are in Ibadan, can u come to option 24/7 tonight, Bill Gate flies down there every night to drink small stout,
Naira4doll,thanks for inviting me to option 24/7 yesterday night,i saw Bll gate Drinking Stout live!! I also saw George Bush siping 'Kunu' at the same joint. Guesss what? I saw Seun in LASTMA uniform at Iyana iba controlling traffic,so it could be true that he has been sacked from nairaland.no be small thing o !!!
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mdsocks (m)
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Guesss what? I saw Seun in LASTMA uniform at Iyana iba controlling traffic,so it could be true that he has been sacked from nairaland.no be small thing o !!! excel12 o kin gboro
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excel12 (m)
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excel12 o kin gboro
Omo,the guy ban me true true o for two hours. Latest news coming in says that Madam Patricia Etteh has just won the nobel prize for peace 
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jerrymania (m)
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The Federal Governemnt is opening The Center for The Yahoo Business,Management and Skill Acquisition for Graduates and Corp Members. Sun Java systems and Microsoft are also partners in this exclusive deal. "This center is the future of our generation"- President Yar A'dua. source: http://sonnewspapers.ng/yahoocenter.html.
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mdsocks (m)
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i told you,  i think it serves you right  The Federal Governemnt is opening The Center for The Yahoo Business,Management and Skill Acquisition for Graduates and Corp Members. Sun Java systems and Microsoft are also partners in this exclusive deal. "This center is the future of our generation"- President Yar A'dua. source: http://sonnewspapers.ng/yahoocenter.html. oma run down , you can't beleive i followed the link 
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excel12 (m)
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i told you,  i think it serves you right  oma run down , you can't beleive i followed the link  See your life!!!
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ebony4life (f)
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Breakin News!
Aliko Dangote & Femi Otedola are fighting for bid over the Baale position of Ajegunle.
NOT ONLY THAT
Baba Iyabo to sell Otta farms for N500 Any interested buyer should contact Gbenga Daniel.
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krisbobo (m)
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Mahatma Ghandi, former strongman of Indian politics and society, was yesterday spotted at Orile bus-stop with his shawl wrapped around his head Eedris Abdulkareem-style, hawking mp3 players in a wheel-barrow!  He was chanting a remix of an indian song he just released, featuring Konga: Ghandi: Sunita sunita mia jamati jamati lekele (2ce)Konga: E ti won botaaaaa ashanti sholeyyyyyyMeanwhile Mother Theresa watched them from afar, shaking her head and pitying them while breastfeeding her latest child fathered by 2face! 
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excel12 (m)
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Breakin News!
Aliko Dangote & Femi Otedola are fighting for bid over the Baale position of Ajegunle.
NOT ONLY THAT
Baba Iyabo to sell Otta farms for N500 Any interested buyer should contact Gbenga Daniel.
Mahatma Ghandi, former strongman of Indian politics and society, was yesterday spotted at Orile bus-stop with his shawl wrapped around his head Eedris Abdulkareem-style, hawking mp3 players in a wheel-barrow!  He was chanting a remix of an indian song he just released, featuring Konga: Ghandi: Sunita sunita mia jamati jamati lekele (2ce)Konga: E ti won botaaaaa ashanti sholeyyyyyyMeanwhile Mother Theresa watched them from afar, shaking her head and pitying them while breastfeeding her latest child fathered by 2face!  Oh God !! You guys wont kill me with laughter o. Someone should please plaed with Seun to move this thread to joke section. Meanwhile, Weird MC has just been elected the speaker of the house of representative 
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naira4doll (m)
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Oh God !! You guys wont kill me with laughter o. Someone should please plaed with Seun to move this thread to joke section. Meanwhile, Weird MC has just been elected the speaker of the house of representative  interesting, that is enough Ijoya for us, hope p 2them will be made ministers for women affairs.
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krisbobo (m)
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you guys stop plsssss!!!! do u want to kill me with lafta  Meanwhile, was anyone at Cele bus-stop thatis morning? Did you see what ahppened? how KIA Brigade caught Hillary Clinton crossing the express instead of using the pedestrian bridge? hmmm, I thought my eyes were decieving me o until I saw another KIA officer dragging Bill Clinton and Chelsea their daughter: the whole clinton family was crossing sele express hand-in-hand!!!! Abeg make una stop. my office people don dey consioder to go call psychos from yaba left side
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naira4doll (m)
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Iyaba own no go fit cure u, e get beta phycia wey de University of Toronto, 
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naira4doll (m)
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 Excel, can we hook up?
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excel12 (m)
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 Excel, can we hook up? Why not sir? I'll be pleased to meet you sir
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naira4doll (m)
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Then halla me on 08032537301, I just wan see how ur face be, 
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excel12 (m)
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Meanwhile I sighted Obj hawking boiled egg and life chicken (from his farm i guess) inside the hold up at Maryland this morning.
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mdsocks (m)
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Meanwhile I sighted Obj hawking boiled egg and life chicken (from his farm i guess) inside the hold up at Maryland this morning.
lol 
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9ja4eva (m)
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lmao
Funny thread
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janami (f)
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are u kidding me? 
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Jazinto (m)
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Who be you self , Wetin u dey find up and down SELE BUSSTOP
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Mustay (m)
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all the reggae stars sef don die! no more reggae music 
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coded guy (m)
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Na so i stop okada for ojodu bus stop to take me to ogba, lo and behold na thiery henry dey ride am, with barca t shirt, arsenal face cap and one baddest shades. the guy still collect money 4 my hand sha. N100
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deor03 (m)
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this one is true, I saw dele giwa, IBB and marwa in a resturant in france . They were having a meeting and guess what?? Gani was the secretary of the meeting 
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joenics (m)
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Ladeoke Akintola University to acquire Harvard on Monday.
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JNdupu (m)
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I see Lord Lugard in front of Birnin Kebbi market yesterday, the man don old well well and wear dirty cloth like crazeman, but I no fit understand why him dey sing "I was only joking, my dear" like Rod Stewart. them say make I ask for Nairaland because entrance exam to join here pass Mensa test.
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fbishung
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Nigerians born LAIRS 
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chrislo (m)
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i laugh  etteh calabar world bank governor
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