What Do You Have? I Have:

I have to say I'm cool, how is my nephew? 

I have to say its really been a while, how is my baby sista doing?

i have to sit through 2 hours of oracle

wdyh?

HEllo people of naira land bank PHB is conducting an aptitude test tomorrow please if u are among those that surmit CV in their bank kindly prepare for their test tomorrow at 3 O'CLOCK

I have to laugh out loud 

I have to say read the line where you got that from and put it into context. That's how to get the true meaning of statements 

I have to go for a meeting.

i have to tell brownsilk that i have not been to this thread before, datz wired

i have to tell chinnex welcome

i have to tell you i don't give a --------k.

i have to withdraw my statement

wdyh?

i have to say ask ur jt

I have to say i have missed NL esp FORUMS
miss yall

i have to say i miss tommysexy 

An allergic reaction to ignorance, that's what I have right now

Na Wa Gosh, Jungle puppy who taught you English? Is the education system in Nigeria so terrible? Damn, Look goat if you wish to exchange words with me, at least you can learn how to construct simple sentence. It's not heart surgery, even Seun does it.

It was rather confusing as to why you were so obsessed with orphans and mothers, then I had a talk with one of your Nlder friends and they confirmed my greatest fear.
My God I am so sorry to hear, now I understand why my dear mother has been such a headache for you.

So your teenage mom was going on to her 5th bastard and decided to drop yourass off at the door of the Egwi who later dropped you off at the Catholics so your ass is experiencing what psychologists call "Affection deprivation" as a result you live a lie by projecting your lonely life as that of others. Que las ti ma feo el nino,

Now why don't you get help. Maybe you can ask a pastor or even the Baba's you people like to consult, LOL,

Na Wa I am sorry for you. Gosh! Life has dealt you an unfair hand. ROFLMSFAO, 
Too bad the first 2 years of a child's life are crucial. If they miss out of that affection from aprents it has been proven that they grow up to become , Hmmmm Na Was of society. No wonder why your ass is so f.ucked up,

Thank God you are miles way, next thing I know I have a compulsive stalker. I would have blown your bighead off bush monkey,

Now let me sleep some more on my bed ( yes a bed not a mat) asshole,

Oh! I have spoken to some guys in your village. They are planning on getting me a pic of you in action ( sucking d.icks that is) can't wait to post it here,
I told you Never to mess with an Islander, I will expose you all,

do u not have a d i c k to s u c k why all the chat to islander. If you like her and do not know how to say just admit it.  She will tell you to fk off but that is life, do not  behaving as though u have some thing up yr ass.