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Hannibal
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #256 on: July 21, 2008, 01:24 AM »

Quote from: Pataki on July 21, 2008, 01:18 AM
Yeah right!!! Grin Cheesy Grin

It was just simply kiddies thingy. Although I once tried mummy and daddy in the bedroom with one my moms friend daughter. We just basically laughed over it though.

Anytime we see eachother now, we just simple laugh over it. But no chemistry at all. Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed


Daddy and Mummy??  
What does that entail, Playa Pataki(PP)?? Cool


Quote from: Chat2MeBac on July 21, 2008, 01:23 AM
NOt only that, talk the truth man, I dislocate your tolo too Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Oprah's going to hear about this. Cool
Queenisha
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #257 on: July 21, 2008, 01:26 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 01:24 AM
Daddy and Mummy??   
What does that entail, Playa Pataki(PP)?? Cool

Tufia
I knew that pataki was rotten right from infancy Grin
playing mommy and daddy.
I didn't even know I had a private part till 11.
Hannibal
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #258 on: July 21, 2008, 01:27 AM »

Quote from: Queenisha on July 21, 2008, 01:26 AM
Tufia
I knew that pataki was rotten right from infancy Grin
playing mommy and daddy.
I didn't even know I had a private part till 11.

Ohhh Maaa Daaaayze!!!!
How did u pee from age 7-11 then?? Cool
Chat2MeBac (f)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #259 on: July 21, 2008, 01:29 AM »

Pataki, so u one ah them boys who was "forced ripe"? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin, yo have vice ah yo ass, wh?   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin You should be learning your alphabets, instead you looking into girls eyes,
eldee (m)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #260 on: July 21, 2008, 01:29 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 01:16 AM
Me?? . . . . . . . .I am now retired.
I hung ma boots when Chat2meBac copped me a hamstring and dislocation of the waist.
So came back like Jordan . . . and topped the league with sparkled mineral Cheesy Cheesy

Quote from: Pataki on July 21, 2008, 01:18 AM
Yeah right!!! Grin Cheesy Grin

It was just simply kiddies thingy. Although I once tried mummy and daddy in the bedroom with one my moms friend daughter. We just basically laughed over it though.

Anytime we see eachother now, we just simple laugh over it. But no chemistry at all. Embarrassed Embarrassed
Mummy and Daddy was a really interesting game ooh Grin Grin

@Chat2meback
Nah . . . I went to a top-private school
If you want a real tour, meet Debo . . . he's the new resident teacher there Cheesy
Pataki
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #261 on: July 21, 2008, 01:32 AM »

Quote from: Queenisha on July 21, 2008, 01:26 AM
Tufia
I knew that pataki was rotten right from infancy Grin
playing mommy and daddy.
I didn't even know I had a private part till 11.
11 years old you knew you had a Private part Shocked Shocked When did you start using it then? Grin Cheesy Grin I never had knowledge of my privates till yesterday. Lips sealed Lips sealed

So no guy held you close to himself while you were in your early years? Cheesy Cheesy You really missed oh. Grin Cheesy Grin

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 01:24 AM
Daddy and Mummy??   
What does that entail, Playa Pataki(PP)?? Cool
It is simple. It simply means you and her, get  your duvet cover and act as daddy and mummy. Tongue She then wakes up, carry her doll with her Osupa and back her doll because the doll (baby) is crying. And the man acts as the father, kissing the dolly and the mummy. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

So you never did that too? You missed oh. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Hannibal
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #262 on: July 21, 2008, 01:35 AM »

Quote from: eldee on July 21, 2008, 01:29 AM
So came back like Jordan . . . and topped the league with sparkled mineral Cheesy Cheesy
Mummy and Daddy was a really interesting game ooh Grin Grin

Eldee, so u played "mummy and daddy" too??
All y'all guys are rotten . . . . . . . .

Quote from: Pataki on July 21, 2008, 01:32 AM
It is simple. It simply means you and her, get your duvet cover and act as daddy and mummy. Tongue She then wakes up, carry her doll with her Osupa and back her doll because the doll (baby) is crying. And the man acts as the father, kissing the dolly and the mummy. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

So you never did that too? You missed oh. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

I see. . . . . .I think everyone did that. Tongue Tongue Tongue
Pataki
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #263 on: July 21, 2008, 01:38 AM »

Quote from: eldee on July 21, 2008, 01:29 AM
Mummy and Daddy was a really interesting game ooh Grin Grin
Yeah it was. Another one was hide and seek. We tell the girls to go and hide anywhere inside the house, we already know where they would hide, then we would sneek on them and grab them essentially as desired. Grin Grin

So whichever girl we had crushes on, we simply invited them to our house, and we play hide and seek or mummy and daddy.
Pataki
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #264 on: July 21, 2008, 01:41 AM »

Quote from: Chat2MeBac on July 21, 2008, 01:29 AM
Pataki, so u one ah them boys who was "forced ripe"? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin, yo have vice ah yo ass, wh?   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin You should be learning your alphabets, instead you looking into girls eyes,
Alphabets was an herculean task for me then. Cry Grin Cheesy Grin Having crushes was the simplest thingy to do. Cheesy Grin Cheesy
eldee (m)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #265 on: July 21, 2008, 01:41 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 01:35 AM
Eldee, so u played "mummy and daddy" too??
All y'all guys are rotten . . . . . . . .
It was the only activity boys and girls could share . . .
Although . . . I swear, all we did snuggle up under the duvet and I tot I was enjoying myself

I remember I got caught once
Come to think of it, no one had ever told me it was wrong
But see the way I was sweating and composing useless lies like 'we were sleeping', 'she fell down' Cheesy
Hannibal
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #266 on: July 21, 2008, 01:45 AM »

Quote from: eldee on July 21, 2008, 01:41 AM
It was the only activity boys and girls could share . . .
Although . . . I swear, all we did snuggle up under the duvet and I tot I was enjoying myself

I remember I got caught once
Come to think of it, no one had ever told me it was wrong
But see the way I was sweating and composing useless lies like 'we were sleeping', 'she fell down' Cheesy

Blimey. . . . . . . . . . . . . That is a very compromising position to nick any dude regardless of the age.
Jeeez!!!!!!!!!I am sure u musta blushed like a redneck!!!!
Eldee and Nancy under the duvet doing things n thangz. . . .
Ya lies woulda been so hollow, the people that nicked u woulda laughed like crazy!!!
Chat2MeBac (f)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #267 on: July 21, 2008, 01:46 AM »

Quote from: eldee on July 21, 2008, 01:41 AM
It was the only activity boys and girls could share . . .
Although . . . I swear, all we did snuggle up under the duvet and I tot I was enjoying myself

I remember I got caught once
Come to think of it, no one had ever told me it was wrong
But see the way I was sweating and composing useless lies like 'we were sleeping', 'she fell down' Cheesy

It's lie jor Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

I never played mummy and daddy, Instead I played cowboys and Indians dread Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

And don't mind Hannibal, He used to be the baby in mummy and daddy Grin Grin Grin
Pataki
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #268 on: July 21, 2008, 01:46 AM »

Quote from: eldee on July 21, 2008, 01:41 AM
It was the only activity boys and girls could share . . .
Although . . . I swear, all we did snuggle up under the duvet and I tot I was enjoying myself

I remember I got caught once
Come to think of it, no one had ever told me it was wrong
But see the way I was sweating and composing useless lies like 'we were sleeping', 'she fell down' Cheesy
The simple rule was never get caught.  Cheesy Grin
Hannibal
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #269 on: July 21, 2008, 01:50 AM »

Quote from: Chat2MeBac on July 21, 2008, 01:46 AM
And don't mind Hannibal, He used to be the baby in mummy and daddy Grin Grin Grin

Hannibal was the baby??
You mean i was sucking unripe breasts at the age of 5??
What else are u going to accuse me of tonight? Angry Angry Angry Angry
Pataki
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #270 on: July 21, 2008, 01:51 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 01:45 AM
Blimey. . . . . . . . . . . . . That is a very compromising position to nick any dude regardless of the age.
Jeeez!!!!!!!!!I am sure u musta blushed like a redneck!!!!
Eldee and Nancy under the duvet doing things n thangz. . . .
Ya lies woulda been so hollow, the people that nicked u woulda laughed like crazy!!!
Childhood crushes are so sweet. Especially if you had fun back on those days. I got a message on  facebook from one of my childhood crushes. Not seen her since childhood days.

When I saw her profile pics, I was speechless.  Grin Cheesy Grin Immediately I had to reply her message instantly getting her mobile contacts for further progression. Who says childhood crushes are not sweet. Grin Grin Grin
Hannibal
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #271 on: July 21, 2008, 01:55 AM »


Quote from: Pataki on July 21, 2008, 01:51 AM
Childhood crushes are so sweet. Especially if you had fun back on those days. I got a message on facebook from one of my childhood crushes. Not seen her since childhood days.

When I saw her profile pics, I was speechless. Grin Cheesy Grin Immediately I had to reply her message instantly getting her mobile contacts for further progression. Who says childhood crushes are not sweet. Grin Grin Grin

At this rate, i think i will have to start a "PATAKI MUST MARRY THIS YEAR" protest. . . .
Blimey. . . . Amsterdam was the wrong place for u. . . . You shlda gone to Vatican City when u left Naija.
Canceling chics up n down the globe. . . . .This is not fair!!!
I shall make it ma prayer point that u have 7 ravishing daughters. . . . .Karma must participate in this. Tongue Tongue Tongue
eldee (m)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #272 on: July 21, 2008, 01:55 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 01:45 AM
Blimey. . . . . . . . . . . . . That is a very compromising position to nick any dude regardless of the age.
Jeeez!!!!!!!!!I am sure u musta blushed like a redneck!!!!
Eldee and Nancy under the duvet doing things n thangz. . . .
Ya lies woulda been so hollow, the people that nicked u woulda laughed like crazy!!!
Lol . . . yeah
It was my cousin, he was about 18 then
He didn't even touch me . . . he blackmailed me till I was 12
My daaiiizzz . . . that position is not good ooh
I was shining his shoes, washing his stockings, why? 'he's family'
He always had a share in my food . . . it was dreadful
We laugh bout the whole thing now
Chat2MeBac (f)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #273 on: July 21, 2008, 01:58 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 01:50 AM
Hannibal was the baby??
You mean i was sucking unripe breasts at the age of 5??
What else are u going to accuse me of tonight? Angry Angry Angry Angry

Whose unripened breasts u were sucking. Toluwani and Adetayo?  I am going to call their parents this moment, That is why they ended up so feisty with boys from young ages. It's because you had already "break" them in??/ HMMMMMMMMMMMMM Angry Angry Angry

HCH3COO
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #274 on: July 21, 2008, 02:01 AM »

eww!
eldee (m)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #275 on: July 21, 2008, 02:02 AM »

Quote from: Pataki on July 21, 2008, 01:51 AM
Childhood crushes are so sweet. Especially if you had fun back on those days. I got a message on facebook from one of my childhood crushes. Not seen her since childhood days.

When I saw her profile pics, I was speechless. Grin Cheesy Grin Immediately I had to reply her message instantly getting her mobile contacts for further progression. Who says childhood crushes are not sweet. Grin Grin Grin
Childhood crushes are the best jare
Reunited crushes are fantastic . . . and they always turn out sexier than you expected
You easily get free access in the name of 'catching up' Cheesy
Pataki
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #276 on: July 21, 2008, 02:04 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 01:55 AM
At this rate, i think i will have to start a "PATAKI MUST MARRY THIS YEAR" protest. . . .
Blimey. . . . Amsterdam was the wrong place for u. . . . You shlda gone to Vatican City when u left Naija.
Canceling chics up n down the globe. . . . .This is not fair!!!
I shall make it ma prayer point that u have 7 ravishing daughters. . . . .Karma must participate in this. Tongue Tongue Tongue
Vatican City? I am finished. Grin Cheesy Grin 7 seven ravishing daughters!!!! Cheesy The more the merrier!!!!

In fact this city is not helping matters at all. Grin As for marrying, hmmmmmmmmmmm!

You never know whether it is one of the childhood crushes, that the marriage project will emanate from. Grin Cheesy Grin

But you lead the way first bro.  Cheesy
Hannibal
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #277 on: July 21, 2008, 02:04 AM »

Quote from: eldee on July 21, 2008, 01:55 AM
Lol . . . yeah
It was my cousin, he was about 18 then
He didn't even touch me . . . he blackmailed me till I was 12
My daaiiizzz . . . that position is not good ooh
I was shining his shoes, washing his stockings, why? 'he's family'
He always had a share in my food . . . it was dreadful
We laugh bot the whole thing now

You were paying ransom at the age of 12??
Come on people. . . . . . .Was it that bad or just guilty conscience??
When i was young. . . . . nearly everyone in ma posse had one little girl around the corner we bonded with.
Parents even encourage boy-girl bonding then because they couldn't handle 2 boys pitting wits together.
I was too troublesome to be left with an accomplice. Tongue Tongue Tongue


Quote from: Chat2MeBac on July 21, 2008, 01:58 AM
Whose unripened breasts u were sucking. Toluwani and Adetayo? I am going to call their parents this moment, That is why they ended up so feisty with boys from young ages. It's because you had already "break" them in??/ HMMMMMMMMMMMMM Angry Angry Angry

It wasn't me . . . . . .I sucked no premature boobs!!!!
Toluwani and Adetayo?? My dayze!!!
Your yoruba teacher should be handed a medal.
Chat2MeBac (f)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #278 on: July 21, 2008, 02:05 AM »

Eldee, sharrap jor,

The only mummy and daddy u played was in the back of your Sunday school class,  Tongue Tongue

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 02:04 AM



It wasn't me . . . . . .I sucked no premature boobs!!!!
Toluwani and Adetayo?? My dayze!!!
Your yoruba teacher should be handed a medal.

so extend your hands nah,  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Pataki
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #279 on: July 21, 2008, 02:07 AM »

Quote from: eldee on July 21, 2008, 02:02 AM
Childhood crushes are the best jare
Reunited crushes are fantastic . . . and they always turn out sexier than you expected
You easily get free access in the name of 'catching up' Cheesy
Exactly, both parties do not need to talk too much. Just scope, eye each other, talk for a short while and the rest is settled outside the circumference of human eyes. Grin Cheesy Grin
Hannibal
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #280 on: July 21, 2008, 02:11 AM »

Quote from: Chat2MeBac on July 21, 2008, 02:05 AM
Eldee, sharrap jor,

The only mummy and daddy u played was in the back of your Sunday school class,  Tongue Tongue

so extend your hands nah, Grin Grin Grin Grin

Says who??
Eldee became a LEGEND at the age of 4. . . . . . .
Heard through the grapevine he kissed all the girls in his class.
What a record!!!!

Babes, what can we do to Pataki??
He is running freely and breaking young girl's hearts.
From Amsterdam to Paris to berlin to Milan to London. . . . .
I hope u don't have any relative in those cities. . . . .The Black Hugh Hefner has been born!!! Tongue Tongue Tongue
Pataki
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #281 on: July 21, 2008, 02:11 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 02:04 AM
You were paying ransom at the age of 12??
Come on people. . . . . . .Was it that bad or just guilty conscience??
When i was young. . . . . nearly everyone in ma posse had one little girl around the corner we bonded with.
Parents even encourage boy-girl bonding then because they couldn't handle 2 boys pitting wits together.
I was too troublesome to be left with an accomplice. Tongue Tongue Tongue
It was always fun if they came into your territory or your went into theirs. Not doing it around the corner. Tongue Grin Grin
Pataki
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #282 on: July 21, 2008, 02:15 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 02:11 AM
Babes, what can we do to Pataki??
He is running freely and breaking young girl's hearts.
From Amsterdam to Paris to berlin to Milan to London. . . . .
I hope u don't have any relative in those cities. . . . .The Black Hugh Hefner has been born!!! Tongue Tongue Tongue
Add Poznan to the list of cities soon. I have another childhood crush there soon. Heard Vienna is also fantastic. Cheesy Grin Cheesy
eldee (m)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #283 on: July 21, 2008, 02:15 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 02:04 AM
You were paying ransom at the age of 12??
Come on people. . . . . . .Was it that bad or just guilty conscience??
When i was young. . . . . nearly everyone in ma posse had one little girl around the corner we bonded with.
Parents even encourage boy-girl bonding then because they couldn't handle 2 boys pitting wits together.
I was too troublesome to be left with an accomplice. Tongue Tongue Tongue
I'D already made the deal . . . there was no going back
The dude was smart . . . made it look big, I just had to concur


Quote from: Pataki on July 21, 2008, 02:07 AM
Exactly, both parties do not need to talk too much. Just scope, eye each other, talk for a short while and the rest is settled outside the circumference of human eyes. Grin Cheesy Grin
Yeah . . . thank God for Facebook  
It's made these things easier for guys jare Cheesy

@Chat2mebac
Yeah that one too Tongue Tongue
Chat2MeBac (f)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #284 on: July 21, 2008, 02:16 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 21, 2008, 02:11 AM
Says who??
Eldee became a LEGEND at the age of 4. . . . . . .
Heard through the grapevine he kissed all the girls in his class.
What a record!!!!

Babes, what can we do to Pataki??
He is running freely and breaking young girl's hearts.
From Amsterdam to Paris to berlin to Milan to London. .
. . .
I hope u don't have any relative in those cities. . . . .The Black Hugh Hefner has been born!!! Tongue Tongue Tongue

Eldee became what Legend?  Na lie, please abeg, At age 4 he was still afraid of thunder,  Grin Grin

As to that one Pataki, ONLY Jesus can save his soul. HIs womanizing has become a sight for sore eyes, Intel told me he was seen leaving the" Crayfish" pub wedged between two blonds,  I am praying for him jor Cheesy Cheesy
eldee (m)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #285 on: July 21, 2008, 02:20 AM »

@Hannibal
Tell her jare . . . I took it from school to church
I was awesome at four, legendary at five
First fresher to kiss a Class two chic
Sometimes I look back and I'm amazed at myself Cheesy
onyinye2 (f)
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #286 on: July 21, 2008, 02:20 AM »

@post

He was from argentina and played soccer. he had this long gorgeous hair that would sway when he ran around the neighborhood. but he was way older than me. i wonder where he is now.
Pataki
Re: Your Childhood Crush?
« #287 on: July 21, 2008, 02:22 AM »

Quote from: Chat2MeBac on July 21, 2008, 02:16 AM
Eldee became what Legend?  Na lie, please abeg, At age 4 he was still afraid of thunder,  Grin Grin

As to that one Pataki, ONLY Jesus can save his soul. HIs womanizing has become a sight for sore eyes, Intel told me he was seen leaving the" Crayfish" pub wedged between two blonds, I am praying for him jor Cheesy Cheesy
Has CCTV started a live streaming? Shocked Shocked Shocked Huh

My GOODNESS! You really have to tell me how this has happened. Angry Angry Angry Huh

Childhood crushes are always the best. Another place to get a hook-up on childhood crushes was at birthday parties then.

Eldee did you have a feel of that too? Grin Grin
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