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kaymi (f)
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lol, Very funny,
Please, what did you say to her?I guess you need my grand pa to teach you all about that,
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Busta (f)
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exactly, why not tell us what u told her or how u went about to toast her.
were u like " oh baby, u want to be my baby"??
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debosky (m)
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exactly, why not tell us what u told her or how u went about to toast her.
were u like " oh baby, u want to be my baby"??
I'm sure he tried the 'Ifeoma stylee' 'Ifeoma, Ifeoma, Ifeoma, I want to marry you, gimme ya love, gimme ya loooove!'  |
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juv1 (m)
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well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby  , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics,   |
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ima1 (f)
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well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics, lol thats the most wacked up pick up line i have ever heard, lol wats with the oh baby and uncompleted benz, oh boy your line dates back to the 1920's not 70's, why don't u try getting to know her like talking about stuff like the movie she saw in the cinema, ask for her name what she does and listen to pick up interesting info about her instead of making useless promises, na u say u go buy her things she can't even pronounce, hope say u even fit buy things she fit pronounce, e.g recharge card. |
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otokx (m)
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This is very interesting; which one come be uncompleted Mercedes Benz? You wan buy her wetin? Na you spoil show. Take it easy and don't ever plan what you will say. Start a chat up with something in the environment which you perceive will catch her fancy and never try to throw your money up in her face.
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Babybee (f)
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This topic is so funny, can't stop laffing here.
ok, guys be honest, at least he is bold enough to come on here, so give him some honest advise,
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mdsocks (m)
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well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics, this not even 1920's style but but 16thcentury mode. Follow what ima1 said, its a better way try knowing her first not all those nonsense, Did you think you were acting a film ? |
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nazzyon (m)
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Not a regular here. I always imagine what I will sound like on my first day. I know one thing for sure Nerds and Geeks always gets the best girls . So I don't have problems yet. |
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$ammy (m)
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LOL.
I think what you mean by uncompleted benz is a convertible benz.The first lesson for you is to endeavour to say things the way they are.Second lesson here is that you shouldnt keep going on and on like a blaber.You kept going on that you even forgot to ask her name.Third lesson and most important,don't boast,let her observe for herself.
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mdsocks (m)
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Keep with reality not fantasy, like you would buy her a flying Jeep you can follow these Don't fidget, look her straight in the face(make eye contact) talk about how the day as been or what you just watched, Is she still schooling,what university , Talk about the good /bad about the university and lots more Just make it interactive, (you must make her contribute) by posing questions that would make her reply, Please baby i really want to be your man Don't ask straight away that you want to be her man, just friends Guys please help me out, add more for the guy  |
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saucekid (m)
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@ poster, if you've listened to dj jimmy's album 'DA DEFINITION' ,you should be able to know the rhymes,lyrics and stylee to use or better still, register for my online babe toasting course N2500 registeration fee and i will give you the latest lines that make anything female (humans only) swoon remember N2500 will give you lasting love, think about it |
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Cyclone5 (m)
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this not even 1920's style but but 16thcentury mode. Follow what ima1 said, its a better way try knowing her first not all those nonsense, Did you think you were acting a film ? This na advice? You think say na arrangee marriage them dey do? The guy said he saw her at the cinema. Wetin he for take get to know am first? Google? My only surprise is that the girl was patient enough to wait for the guy to finish im lecture. I suppose she was dying to cut him with that put down so it was worth it. My guy (Poster), that kind P Diddy rap was crass when it was fresh so feel free to retire it O. |
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ifyalways (f)
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old boy go get yourself this book"how to toast a bread(woman)" by Chinua Achebe. una no go kill person sef  |
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mdsocks (m)
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This na advice? You think say na arrangee marriage them dey do? The guy said he saw her at the cinema. Wetin he for take get to know am first? Google? My only surprise is that the girl was patient enough to wait for the guy to finish im lecture. I suppose she was dying to cut him with that put down so it was worth it. My guy (Poster), that kind P Diddy rap was crass when it was fresh so feel free to retire it O. @Cyclone5 do you think naija is like the UK, why must you rap like Musicians to get babes |
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ThoniaSlim (f)
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well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics, ok, this is one funny shit, couldn't help laughing, lmao |
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gilgee (m)
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@ all
Come guys, diz guy story na yawa. Nothing but a joke.
Nobi only uncompleted Benz, na 12 doors golf.
lol,
I trust guys in the house, them go teach u wella
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somze (m)
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one more reason to laugh up at nairaland. |
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Egavlas (m)
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hahaha. You saw her at the Cinema(probably siverbird or the palms). And you still told her you ll take her places she has only seen on tv? come on dude! In this present times, anything seen on tv is not hard to get or visit. Anyways try and remember next time that a girl is not some kind of delicacy that u have to qualify with delicious and tantalizing. I think you have been listening to too much of that Fat guy that calls himself Big LO, the one that collabs with 2shots . He spits out wacky lyrics just like the one u used here. |
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2old4that (m)
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This is funny! i never knew winning over a lady requires a style . . . or perhaps lyrics. lol |
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lanresco15 (m)
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Hey Man, there is a 80% probability that I am not as old as u are but i can tell that all u said there was bullshit, i mean she has every reason reason to laugh bocs u gave her the reason to laugh, well, next time man, always b careful with her mood, walk up to her, ok for instance at the galleria, ask he if she enjoyed the film, what she thinks about the film, tell her about what u think about the film and then switch into the facts of knowing her, u know like what she does, is it the first time she is coming to see a movie and u know questions come up and on and on and on
see ya man and gudluck to the next person
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