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Busta (f)
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  I be female o, but I fit teach u how to toast, You don't meet a girl for d first time and then ask her out, I think it's wrong! See, d way u go look d girl (not lustfully), let her know say u like am, just walk up to her, comment on her hair or her show or something she's wearing, then walk away, I tell u d girl go wan chase after u sef, she will want to know more about u, from t here u go start, a little conversation, nothing that has to do with relationship, make her feel co mfortable, infact na she go give u her number, and u know d rest don't just walk up to a girl and start quoting bible verses from the Songs of Solomon, thinking she go like u abeg, lmaooooooooooooo |
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penfold (m)
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@poster
this technique always works---------
Just walk up to her,
Stand in front of her,
Gaze into her eyes,
and start removing all your clothes one after the other------
and i mean ALL your clothing o!!
PS-make sure u are looking into her eyes while doing this o, or u might find yourself in Aro or Yaba left,
but if u are looking into her eyes u have nothing to fear,
HAPPY HUNTING
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lorebobo (f)
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well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics, are you kidding me?  did you really tell her this?  next time, ask questions depending on the environment. observe if she is receptive or not. as the conversation progresses, you can introduce yourself, exchange numbers and see what happens from there. abeg, no try wetin you do again. maybe next time, you'll be talking to yourself.
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cecegorz (m)
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wow,
this guy must be an A-list comedian. i'm just having a good, deep seated laughter here.
who says u need to enrol in a school to talk to a lady?
but 4real, there are guys that will just freeze in front of a lady. why is that?
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djcrucifix (m)
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lmfao! 
did you go like ''excuse me, but your face looks familiar'' or ''your father must be a thief 'because he stole all the stars and put it in your eyes''
just be cool, calm and collected plus not forgetting that you have to be a gentleguy or man or boy or whatever
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habibi777 (m)
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my friend most gals in town now don't like toasting, the best thing to do is get her attension be yourself, and be nice.
trust me that sounds better
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EmekaNaija (m)
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Guy, don't mind these guys. them no know whats up. Tell the chic say:
Infact, my name is [Your Name]. I am from [Your Place]. I am living the American Dream. Infact if you come to my house and eat, you don't need to wash the dishes because i have a dish washer.
Finally, baby, baby, i love you, i love you, Please, talk your own.
If that doesnt work out fine, then try get back to me, i'll think up something for u. Aight?
lol
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Builder
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well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics,
Lick-69, are you vietnamese by any chance
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miky (m)
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well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics, bros u don kolo finish, you carry 2 SHOTS em song go they toast woman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6txMcowPeL4 |
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sweetberry (f)
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Guy, don't mind these guys. them no know whats up. Tell the chic say:
Infact, my name is [Your Name]. I am from [Your Place]. I am living the American Dream. Infact if you come to my house and eat, you don't need to wash the dishes because i have a dish washer.
Finally, baby, baby, i love you, i love you, Please, talk your own.
If that doesnt work out fine, then try get back to me, i'll think up something for u. Aight?
lol
u re too funny |
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bigboy2006
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bros next time say i love u talk ur own simple as abc
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FactorChic (f)
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well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics, bros u don kolo finish, you carry 2 SHOTS em song go they toast woman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6txMcowPeL4LMAO , hahaha mehn u con put the youtube link here again, chei u no do am good at all, hahahaha LMAO |
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FactorChic (f)
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@poster
this technique always works---------
Just walk up to her,
Stand in front of her,
Gaze into her eyes,
and start removing all your clothes one after the other------
and i mean ALL your clothing o!!
PS-make sure u are looking into her eyes while doing this o, or u might find yourself in Aro or Yaba left,
but if u are looking into her eyes u have nothing to fear,
HAPPY HUNTING
LMAO, u be bad egg, I tell u, hahaha una too funny abeg |
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SAMFORTIS (m)
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guy i think the best thing to do is to change your toasting techniques and put a face to your new way
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barikisu (f)
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guy u funny o! go outside go sample ur skills on real girls because u fit end up toasting boy signed up as girl on nairalnd  |
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seun001 (m)
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and don't forget to inform us of your latest experiment.overconfidence fit spoil your show oooo! |
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FactorChic (f)
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guy u funny o! go outside go sample your skills on real girls because u fit end up toasting boy signed up as girl on nairalnd LOL true talk |
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kzzyjoe
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OMO iMAR NA REAL BOMBOCLA, U JUST BURST RYMES, |
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slimes (m)
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Toasting what , a girl! is she bread or sand wich. Wooing her is the correct word. All the same. Ur approach in the real sense of it is outdated. Try making up an interesting topic nxt time like how the movies interest u. Girls want to know how interesting u can be with ur words.
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ariblaze (m)
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@post now you are joking but here goes my take just tell the girl , hmmmm you remind me of my mommy |
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samsondavi (m)
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this is funny post of the year 2007. very funny
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Don1DeMaco
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though this seems a bit belated but i really
don't see anything wrong with the poster's line
the problem with him was he had no back up plan/ line
i mean u see a girl for the first time and make her laugh, i bet her boyfriend hasnt achieved that in a while
the problem was he needed to get serious after making her laugh
just my thought and really i don't think there is any formula/ pick up line that really works for all girls
its more like how u handle yourself when faced with such situations
have u ever tried your best line and get insulted before? how did u handle it? did u just take defeat or u tried to manage the situation? though i tell u some girls are born nasty so no matter the line, u go still mess up
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sucess001 (m)
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meeeennn!!! u guys are killing me!! nairalanders really have a good sense of humour. @ poster, tell the girl, "someone sent me a n mtn,glo and celtel recharge card and i use starcomms, do u mind if i give u a card? |
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M.Vuchy (m)
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@ Don1
i agree with you.
@ poster
your f***k up no be your line, but na say u no get back up plan.
for making her laugh thats 60% success, you 4 just follow up
but this time more seriously. don't ever back up from such
sweet opportunity.
one love
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lysaa (f)
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same here o, kai, this guy is just joking i know that sha |
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candylips (m)
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Big boys like us don't toast because all the finest babes in town can't stop running after us  . |
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~Lady~ (f)
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ROTFLOOOOLLLLL @Poster
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noetic (m)
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though this seems a bit belated but i really
don't see anything wrong with the poster's line
the problem with him was he had no back up plan/ line
i mean u see a girl for the first time and make her laugh, i bet her boyfriend hasnt achieved that in a while
the problem was he needed to get serious after making her laugh
just my thought and really i don't think there is any formula/ pick up line that really works for all girls
its more like how u handle yourself when faced with such situations
have u ever tried your best line and get insulted before? how did u handle it? did u just take defeat or u tried to manage the situation? though i tell u some girls are born nasty so no matter the line, u go still mess up
yea right. but i still don't think d scenario happened. d guy just want make us laugh |
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