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Sweet T (m)
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@Uyai You got played like a motherf@#!# ! Laughing my @ss off !  |
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latent (m)
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met this chick. her best friend snatched her boyfriend and they got married.
thot she was wifee but on valentine day she disappeared and
resurfaced 7 days later and confessed that she has done her hearts desire
by destroying the marriage of her best friend. well too bad we broke up and i went
for another of her friends who i will describe as a gorgeous temptress.
next valentine she called and told me she had this guilt in her heart
and will like to spend valentine wit me if i don't mind. who am i to say no. ended up keeping her in a hotel
and her friend in the house. double valentine gifts. that experience still kept me till date from getting married
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Pain
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met this chick. her best friend snatched her boyfriend and they got married.
thot she was wifee but on valentine day she disappeared and
resurfaced 7 days later and confessed that she has done her hearts desire
by destroying the marriage of her best friend. well too bad we broke up and i went
for another of her friends who i will describe as a gorgeous temptress.
next valentine she called and told me she had this guilt in her heart
and will like to spend valentine wit me if i don't mind. who am i to say no. ended up keeping her in a hotel
and her friend in the house. double valentine gifts. that experience still kept me till date from getting married
I Got A Message From Karma For You. I Quote: " Your Wifey Will Do It In Thy Bedroom Over The Head Of Thy First Fruit While He Cries" Dont Be Mad At Me. I Found It Hard To Deliver, Buts Thats How It Goes.  |
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immunno (m)
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she told me she was a virgin tro out our relationship.i never touched her believing she was my little virgin mary,while she was busy given it 2 oda people real good.that really broke my heart,because i really loved her  |
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randa (m)
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my ex who is now married, gave me two hot slaps for supposedly failing to heed to her rantings, guess what that was the end of that relaionship. i hope she will not slap her husband at the slightest provocation
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Sweet T (m)
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The worst thing my girl ever did to make me mad was that she wouldn't give it up for 2 weeks. my body is not made of steel, i got to get me some @ss atleast twice a day. That really pissed me off !  |
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latent (m)
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I Got A Message From Karma For You. I Quote: " Your Wifey Will Do It In Thy Bedroom Over The Head Of Thy First Fruit While He Cries" Dont Be Mad At Me. I Found It Hard To Deliver, Buts Thats How It Goes. you must be a clown (pain), look i don't give a damn it wont be news, because i can stand my wife been lesbian you claim to be pain, the cure to pain is don't give a damn, because if you do then there will be pain what is love, common take it away. i need my God and my cash , mess everything else if my woman wants to mess someone, let me know i invite the bastard and we do it all three some , so far she is happy trust no one, then surprises will mean nothing this is life, i have paid in full and there is nothing a clown like you can tell me so common get lost unless you want me to give u pains |
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coolisaac (m)
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I BEG NIGA LAND, ME I NO GET GIRLFRIEND, BUT I ENJOY THIS TOPIC.
I LOVE NIGA LANDERS.
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modele2
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I walked under the sun for hours searching for a wallet as a supprise gift since his just got stolen.
I handed my supprise package over, he opens it and says "oh, it is too big", no thank you, nothing, I was so mad.
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ogrebuga (m)
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oh mehn, all these incredible nollywood true stories make me soooo eager to have my own heart broken too o! not  |
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coolisaac (m)
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THERE WAS A CERTAIN GIRL I DATED FOR 2 YEARS, BUT I LATER LEFT THE AREA WHERE SHE STAYS AND TRAVELLED TO ANOTHER AREA CUS OF MY FAMILY, AFTER 2 YEARS MORE, I CAME BACK TO MY FORMER AREA AND WAS SUPRISE TO HEAR FROM MY BEST FRIEND THAT HE WAS DATING THIS GIRL, I SAW THIS GIRL BEFORE I SAW MY FRIEND BUT SHE DIDN'T SHOW ANY SIGN TO SAY THAT SHE HAD FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MY FRIEND, SHE ONLY KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT, UNTIL THE DAY I SAW MY FRIEND.
HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING THEY HAD DONE, HOW THEY KISSED, THEY ROMANCED EACH OTHER AND SO MANY THINGS, EVEN HAD HER PICTURE ON HIS PHONE.
I HAVE ALREADY DECIDED TO LOOK FOR LOVE CUS SHE HAS BROKEN MY HEART.
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infobaba (m)
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I BEG NIGA LAND, ME I NO GET GIRLFRIEND, BUT I ENJOY THIS TOPIC.
I LOVE NIGA LANDERS.
THERE WAS A CERTAIN GIRL I DATED FOR 2 YEARS, BUT I LATER LEFT THE AREA WHERE SHE STAYS AND TRAVELLED TO ANOTHER AREA CUS OF MY FAMILY, AFTER 2 YEARS MORE, I CAME BACK TO MY FORMER AREA AND WAS SUPRISE TO HEAR FROM MY BEST FRIEND THAT HE WAS DATING THIS GIRL, I SAW THIS GIRL BEFORE I SAW MY FRIEND BUT SHE DIDN'T SHOW ANY SIGN TO SAY THAT SHE HAD FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MY FRIEND, SHE ONLY KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT, UNTIL THE DAY I SAW MY FRIEND.
HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING THEY HAD DONE, HOW THEY KISSED, THEY ROMANCED EACH OTHER AND SO MANY THINGS, EVEN HAD HER PICTURE ON HIS PHONE.
I HAVE ALREADY DECIDED TO LOOK FOR LOVE CUS SHE HAS BROKEN MY HEART.
NA WA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, u lie pass obasanjo  |
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uyai (f)
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@ sweet T
I Have the last laugh. I'm happy he played me!!!
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toyinrayo (f)
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not calling for a week. . . then getting mad because he was mad at me and trying to ignore me, but i didn't notice that was his plan. thinking i don't care about him. . . na wa for this male species o |
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Signor Zax
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She shouted me down to stop disturbing her, right in front of her new guy in the street while everyone just starred at me. my X who just the previous evening had sworn heaven and earth, that she is not seeing anyone after rumors got to me and I confronted her did just that. meanwhile the previous evening, she cried all through the night that I chose to believe amebos rather than her and as a loving caring guy, I pet her all through the night just to be shouted at in front of one mechanic she called her boyfriend. bobs! e be like sai make ground open up swallow me.
Well thats like 5, 6 or 7 years ago, well wu cares. she's married to him now but still want to keep having sex with me.
hell! women! make God help us o!
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toyinrayo (f)
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She shouted me down to stop disturbing her, right in front of her new guy in the street while everyone just starred at me. my X who just the previous evening had sworn heaven and earth, that she is not seeing anyone after rumors got to me and I confronted her did just that. meanwhile the previous evening, she cried all through the night that I chose to believe amebos rather than her and as a loving caring guy, I pet her all through the night just to be shouted at in front of one mechanic she called her boyfriend. bobs! e be like sai make ground open up swallow me.
Well thats like 5, 6 or 7 years ago, well wu cares. she's married to him now but still want to keep having sex with me.
hell! women! make God help us o!
LMAOgirls girls girls **shakes head** |
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cool4ny (m)
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You guys are funny, am laughing my head off. lovely and interesting thread. Never got my heart broken, was a playboy(not proud of it) but i let my ex's down gently. Sorry i don't have gist for u.
Met my woman in october, started lving together in december(can't beleive it myself) got our first son by november following year(lovely boy). still living together.
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tommyex (m)
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VOR God bless u 4 this thread oo, Its so much fun n i admire SWEET T n SEXXY for their maturity. Me i just started the journey oo,I am 12yrs old (kiddin) But somehow no stories 4 now,I try 2 be careful at times |
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toyinrayo (f)
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VOR God bless u 4 this thread oo, Its so much fun n i admire SWEET T n SEXXY for their maturity. Me i just started the journey oo,I am 12yrs old (kiddin)But somehow no stories 4 now,I try 2 be careful at times ahhhhhhh tommysexy, now we know you're lying. how about when you didn't talk to me for a month noweh? that's bad now.  |
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toyinrayo (f)
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NA WA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, u lie pass obasanjo lmfaolol, |
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Sweet T (m)
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@Uyai yeah right, |
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Uzzyan (f)
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Hit mi guys u are really impressin mi
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Sweet T (m)
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@Uzzyan Where do you want to be hit at ? Front,back or side 2 side ! Holla baby, i got what you need ! |
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PTH (m)
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Hit mi guys u are really impressin mi
action speaks louder than words  |
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toyinrayo (f)
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action speaks louder than words @Uzzyan Where do you want to be hit at ? Front,back or side 2 side ! Holla baby, i got what you need ! na wa for the two of you o **shakes head** |
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ogrebuga (m)
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Hit mi guys u are really impressin mi
See as uzzyan scatter some people head
na wa for the two of you o **shakes head**
please tell them o. . . |
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Uzzyan (f)
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@ sweet t
Start from where pleases u men.
@pth
it really does
@toyin
i make heads spin u know *rolls eyes*
@ogrebuga
How far now? I too much now u suppose know by now
@topic
Still waiting to be struck
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Sweet T (m)
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@Uzzyan I prefer to start from the backyard and work my way to the front. Number 69 is a good number too, if you know what i mean. satisfaction guranteed ! |
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ogrebuga (m)
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Sweet T, you don start again abi? First sexxxy, now uzzyan, this same you that was describing your girlfriend as heaven and earth put together. . .  |
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