Ever Had Gonorrhoea Before? Learnt Its A Sign Of Experience

Its because ur uncle is oldskool.Before aids,gonorrhoea was the order of the day as having sex without condom was normal .This days nobody catches gono anymore as most people protect themselves.For the records sha ive never had it and never will but i know someone who has

I don't believe in learning by bitter experience

Never had it, or any other STD, so can't confirm or refute.

Ah! So those nasty viruses are airborne now! 

That's ok, Almond, got on my anti-STD vest on, and am typing this from my purpose-built underground fortress.

Lots of canned food, enough to las me for the next 2 years!     

your uncle was right; its a sign of experience -  of  casual sex with multiple sex partners, typically  loose women and hookers.

no mind meI was talking from d uncles perspective. . .
_{and assuming d uncle didn't swing in the other direction. . .}