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wizup (m)
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My name is Tony
and i've got the wit to make Money
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moondust (m)
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My name is martlaw, and i aint an outlaw
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toyinrayo (f)
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my middle name is victoria. . . i am sexyria and victorius  |
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havanah
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ehhhmmm
my name is havanah, and i'm so cool
i have a banana, i'll make u drool
go nana
go nana
go nana
hehehehe this is so embaressing
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Siena (m)
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Well, my name's Siena. Siena went to Vienna, and when he came back, he bought a Sierra in Sienna Brown.  I hate Fords, and the Ford Sierra's no exception. |
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abohrandy
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u could form that on ur bed u know!!!
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Siena (m)
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u could form that on your bed u know!!!
You lost me there!  Unless you were referring to Havanah? |
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mrpataki (m)
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hehehehe na today some peeps go know sey flows dey blood. emmmmmm. . . . . . . . My name is mrpataki. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I got the key. . . . To make nairaland tick! I set my rules and I ma ke it stickPS: If you are a chick, and you post after me, then you are freak!
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diva_naija
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Ma names Tima.Come ride in d Diva’s Bimmer Filled with Algerian Dinars.N if u hate Tima, please down u must Simmer Cus this Diva’s backhand Trimmer Slices down to size lik a Tornado light Dimmer.So relax n com hav Dinner In the luxurious Diva’s Bimmer!! Beat that if y'all can. Dreamers |
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mellow (m)
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My name is mellow But I am not yellow
come feel the badlo or i'll beat you hollow
come pick up the pillow and stop chasing shadows
get the gist? i've the ticket to make you he! ho!
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diva_naija
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Ehh-- Mr.Mellow there is a Shadow on your Pillow about your feeling that is Badlo ?? can u please explain Badlo so that yr sleep be not shallow |
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brownsilk (f)
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i don't know rymes but i try
my name is lydia, but there aint no lydia in india, so i can say i come from libia
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diva_naija
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Brownsilk,Lydia dear, your rhyme i see here, can tak u wayover there U try jare am sis.
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brownsilk (f)
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thanks diva naija
i guess ur rymes are finer
i only have to try a little harder
and then it will take me way over further
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mdsocks (m)
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nice one guys  |
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brownsilk (f)
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hi mdsocks u are late
why don't u post a ryme to make us girate
i just came in myself though from golden gate
went to on a date with a friend called kate
i got there too early so i had to wait
she came later and we ordered what we ate
after that, imagine the rate
the rate of what we ate, i just could not estimate
i was ready to interrogate the waiter when a magistrate came
and paid for us for a date with him in black pearl at eight
what do ya think
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sallysexy (f)
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my name is sally
i've got an aunty
her name is shirley
she's crying sadly
all because she's hungry
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brownsilk (f)
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hungry for food
or hungry for good
why can't she cook
it wouldnt take a wool
or u can employ to cook
because my food can make u drool
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Infourmer
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Na me be infourmer formerly known as informer with enough info to make you foam If you wana know more abeg ask jare!!!! |
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diva_naija
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A rhyme 4 a Name so easy a Game . Just Aim n Tame wit words not Lame enough to Maim but endowed wit d fantasy of Fame so close n Same as yr Name . So trip yr Name lik fine Dame to Fame wit a Damn cool rhyme. What u waiting 4  |
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somze (m)
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Let me just set this thing straight
I'm geared to diss and to hate
My name's Somzay so please don't piss me off or I'll be at your gate
with knives and eight machetes
and eight of my strikes can deflate
your eight of nine lives that makes your state of mind to be labelled as LATE
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diva_naija
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Somze  That aint no Ryhme wit yr Name. Damn !! What a Shame.  |
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somze (m)
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Although its spelt with an "E" its pronounced as somzAY
It's best you let me just be, i don't want to pounce girl no way
My lines make you shiver like fever
you beta be a believer
read the letter diva
and walk away or you'D be a reciever
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havanah
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Although its spelt with an "E" its pronounced as somzAY
It's best you let me just be, i don't want to pounce girl no way
My lines make you shiver like fever
you beta be a believer
read the letter diva
and walk away or you'D be a reciever
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tommyex (m)
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Hey my name is TOMMY
i wish i could make all the girls Horny
bt since i can't i ll jusy try to make you feel sorry
for reading this,are u worried already?
don't worry u have nothing to fear nothing gory on this page
Ok i give up on trying to be Funny
i am sorry
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diva_naija
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Okey Dokey lets rock n rollOh Somze, Somzay, u rap-line Stealer, from Hither did u get this rap Snider ?? Masta Miser, can't u see my rhyming Radar Slider Slicer yet yr rhymes r Neither Hither nor Thither ?? But Rather Smolder lik a Smothered Ceaser Rap yet Wither I Wonder, Rap-line Stealer did u Ever covert Anothers rap-line……or was that from Jigga . . eh Somzay Master rhyme Stealer ??
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tommyex (m)
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Hey DIVA
did u have 2 CIPHER his rhymes that way?because i tot u were rapping like a NIGAR,who smokes lots of CIGARS,
Anyhow i jope he wont SHIVER with this post,Where have u been,u been lost like 4EVA??
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diva_naija
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Hey Tommy ma Nairaland Homey Honey  ,your Comly Rhyme's so lovely and comly bet all d babes r horney already U nauty rhyming Genie Miz ya |
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tommyex (m)
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Ha DIVA
dnt make me head 2 swell till it snaps into Splinters,Hope no SCAR on my crown yet,
The River that flows wont be stop us.4real i aint a deciever.
do u drive a Car?Just asked because i wana give u a sweet STICKER
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efuah (f)
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diva plssssssss make one for me too  . . i no no hw to do am  plsssssss
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tommyex (m)
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Efuah
If she does it better than me i ll SUE her,
I wish i could CHEW HER and RESCUE HER al2geda.
Ur name is kind of hard 2 rhyme,so i ll jus sit back and CONSIDER
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