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Zahymaka (m)
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Would you mind sharing it with me in private?
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donnie (m)
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Kola  , you're a funny chap |
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mukina2 (f)
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nice to av good guys are not always good  |
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White lady (f)
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@ Bagoma
*wish i could quote you but since i am on wap, i can't*
Once bitten, they say, twice shy. Give me just one reason why i should trust you a second time.
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bagoma (f)
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one reason you say? ok check this out, you don't have a chioce, you want nice desperately and you want me to back off, so?, now are you willing to pay the price?  |
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White lady (f)
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Name your price! But seriously, how am i sure you will keep your side of the bargain? For all i know, you could just take my dough and eloqe with nice!
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bagoma (f)
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ha whitelady, you wound me! honourable is my middle name if you must know.  now since you're willing to pay my price, i'll contact you with my list. lets hope you're able to meet my demands.  eloping with nice? now thats a thought. |
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Akolawole (m)
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@Baggy
Madam Crystal ball,you are scaring me now!
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bagoma (f)
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*** looks around wildly and whispers urgently***
hush hush darling keep ur voice down.
i am working for money here. 
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nicetohave (m)
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oh lawd Kola se you see wetin you start? |
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Akolawole (m)
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And the winner is:
Cough!
Cough!!
Cough!!!
GOODGUY.
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nicetohave (m)
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thats a nice vote count mr "returning officer" |
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Akolawole (m)
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I have worked for FEDECO in 1979
NEC in the 80/90's and
INEC now.
Count it yourself now, if you no gree go to court.
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White lady (f)
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@ Kola
What do you have against nice? Did he snatch one of your wives? I beg, leave "nice mi" alone o. We all know the winner of the poll.
@ Bagoma
I am ready and waiting for your price list. I am up to the task. Like i said earlier, anything for nice!
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bagoma (f)
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hello, whitelady dear, quite a while. seeing how eager you are and being able to read your cosmic aura of love for mr nice i wont task you much. just deposit $1000 in a bank account (addy already forwarded to u) in addition,i want a female he-goat the whiskers of a tiger.  and the left hand of an earth worm. simple! do you think you can do this? |
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goodguy (m)
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And the winner is:
Cough!
Cough!!
Cough!!!
GOODGUY.
Wonderment!!! |
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kimba (m)
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@bagoma earth worm dey get left-hand  @Akolawole I go for the goodguy. Things that are "nicetohave's" may not necessarily be good, abi be ko? |
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Akolawole (m)
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@Kimba Beeni |
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nicetohave (m)
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hello, whitelady dear, quite a while. seeing how eager you are and being able to read your cosmic aura of love for mr nice i wont task you much. just deposit $1000 in a bank account (addy already forwarded to u) in addition,i want a female he-goat the whiskers of a tiger. and the left hand of an earth worm. simple! do you think you can do this? Bagoma, is that all I'm worth? you forgot to ask for a liter of ant's blood |
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bagoma (f)
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a litre of ant's blood? ha how could i have forgotten such an important item. whitelady please add that to your list, ( not my fault, mr nice is hell-bent on making things more difficult) beats me why you still think he's nice. @nicetohave, but you know you are worth the moon and sun put together, so darling do not fret. |
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nicetohave (m)
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a litre of ant's blood? ha how could i have forgotten such an important item. whitelady please add that to your list, ( not my fault, mr nice is hell-bent on making things more difficult) beats me why you still think he's nice. between you and Kola, i don't know who should get a psych****** consult first |
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nicetohave (m)
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I am not a shrink o but i work with and on women a lot, if that will give you an idea of what i do. so after the psych consult with a shrink of your choice and please don't forget to take kola along as i don't think i can be of much help to him i can still work on you |
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White lady (f)
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I am speechless Bagoma. Where am i supposed to get all this seemingly impossible things from? Chei! Chimo! Even nice is adding to the list! Is he playing hard to get or something? I wonder, i just wonder.
*thinks about it* Say baggy, can i pay the monetary equivalent of those items? I wouldn't mind how much it would amount to. And please, stay away from nice! No consultation with the nice doctor. I could arrange for you to see another doc, preferably Skidoc, or any other doc of your choice, but stay far away from Nice, we don't want you seducing him, do we? I know what we ladies are capable of!
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Akolawole (m)
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we don't want you seducing him, do we? I know what we ladies are capable of!
Ahhhhhh! What are you ladies capable of? Confession time |
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bagoma (f)
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oh my darling nice oops sorry, i meant to say my darling whittie, i'd be more than glad to convert those items to cash. how about a double of previous amount asked for? (i'm being leinient, you know) and don't worry, after i get the dough, i cease to exist for you and nice no more. just let me have my ego first. |
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White lady (f)
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Okay then Baggy, how should i send you the "ego"?
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White lady (f)
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Oh Kola, you want to know what we ladies are capable of? * grins widely*
Hmmm . . . You should know now, with three ladies living with you, . . .
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White lady (f)
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Oh Kola, you want to know what we ladies are capable of? * grins widely*
Hmmm . . . You should know now, with three ladies living with you, . . .
@ Nicetohave
Yee pee. I am about to pay your bride price o. (or is it groom price now?) *shrieks with laughter * Now you will be mine Nice, for you were bought with a price. Ha ha ha he he he ha ha he he
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eslynera (f)
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i'd go for both of em |
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