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Marriage Is Hell by Free(f): 4:10pm On Mar 21, 2006
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her
mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't
even believe there's a hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of
us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

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Re: Marriage Is Hell by spikelord(m): 7:25am On Mar 23, 2006
How are they going to come about that?
Re: Marriage Is Hell by micklplus(m): 1:46pm On Mar 23, 2006
they are going to show him hell with how they are both going to handle and deal with him him . Imagine cool
Re: Marriage Is Hell by Rhodalyn(f): 2:09pm On Mar 23, 2006
:d :d :d :d
Re: Marriage Is Hell by spoilt(f): 11:56pm On May 14, 2009
Free:

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her
mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't
even believe there's a hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of
us, we'll show him how wrong he is."


he'll believe alright.
Re: Marriage Is Hell by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On May 15, 2009
@joke
lol the man own don finish be that
Re: Marriage Is Hell by blissieng(f): 10:25am On May 15, 2009
Clem, am sure you can relate to that.
Re: Marriage Is Hell by Ben13: 10:29am On May 15, 2009
Lmao. women are bad especialy the ones with beards
Re: Marriage Is Hell by blissieng(f): 10:32am On May 15, 2009
had a wife with one?

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Re: Marriage Is Hell by Bbeee: 10:37am On May 15, 2009
sumfi tells me u av got
Re: Marriage Is Hell by Ben13: 10:40am On May 15, 2009
don't tell me you don't have, blessing shocked
Re: Marriage Is Hell by blissieng(f): 10:42am On May 15, 2009
y? so you'd fall for me?

Sorry dori! Dont have beards. Fank Gosh for that, cant stand the thot of you on my neck! tongue
Re: Marriage Is Hell by salinco(m): 10:49am On May 15, 2009
na true talk ooo
den go show him more sad sad angry

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Re: Marriage Is Hell by Bbeee: 10:52am On May 15, 2009
blissieng:

y? so you'd fall for me?

Sorry dori! Dont have beards. Fank Gosh for that, cant stand the thot of you on my neck! tongue

see forming cool
Re: Marriage Is Hell by blissieng(f): 11:08am On May 15, 2009
Forming? What does that mean?
Re: Marriage Is Hell by Lolabbey: 11:12am On May 15, 2009
shakara

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Re: Marriage Is Hell by Bbeee: 11:21am On May 15, 2009
y u dey ansa am,
Re: Marriage Is Hell by blissieng(f): 11:45am On May 15, 2009
y e dey pain u?
Re: Marriage Is Hell by Bbeee: 11:47am On May 15, 2009
so u sabi pidgin? cheesy cool
Re: Marriage Is Hell by Ben13: 3:08pm On May 15, 2009
It's obvious na sometimes
Re: Marriage Is Hell by blissieng(f): 4:47pm On May 15, 2009
goodluck in trying to make olodo learnered!
Re: Marriage Is Hell by Ben13: 5:47pm On May 15, 2009
shocked
Re: Marriage Is Hell by dani1luv: 5:53pm On May 15, 2009
eye witness
Re: Marriage Is Hell by clemcykul(f): 8:47pm On May 15, 2009
mouth witness, by the way have u paid ur house rent?
Re: Marriage Is Hell by nich(m): 9:00pm On May 15, 2009
wat? shocked
Re: Marriage Is Hell by clemcykul(f): 9:14pm On May 15, 2009
dont be shocked, his landlord just complained to me some few hours back
Re: Marriage Is Hell by dani1luv: 7:15pm On May 16, 2009
and what did he say
Re: Marriage Is Hell by D1KeleVra(m): 11:52pm On May 17, 2009
Like i give a flunk! grin
Re: Marriage Is Hell by sylve11: 9:11am On May 18, 2009
cool
Re: Marriage Is Hell by krama(m): 9:27am On May 18, 2009
His hell starts right here. . . nice grin
Re: Marriage Is Hell by clemcykul(f): 9:48am On May 18, 2009
@krama
right here on ur bed
Re: Marriage Is Hell by Lolabbey: 12:29pm On May 18, 2009
so clem don give krama do again . . . na wah oooo . . . . .d greatest distributor wink

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