Mark Chapter 17

Mark Chapter 17

A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, "Next
Sunday,
I am going to preach on the subject of lying. As preparation for my
sermon,
I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17."
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin.
Looking out at the congregation he said, "Last week I asked you all to
read
Mark 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand."
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
Smiling, the preacher said, "You are the very people I want to talk
to, Mark has only 16 chapters."

heard it before. you are slipping

Heard it before, read it before, and told it before.