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ituen (m)
Paint My House
« on: October 26, 2007, 07:09 PM »

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “this is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in 3 words.”

The guy pulls out his wallet and one at a time, lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says slowly;

“paint …  .my… , house”
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Paint My House
« #1 on: October 27, 2007, 01:36 PM »

Whattttttt
ituen (m)
Re: Paint My House
« #2 on: October 27, 2007, 01:59 PM »

are u shocked?
clemcykul
Re: Paint My House
« #3 on: October 27, 2007, 02:31 PM »

dont worry iteun am coming to paint u blue black Grin Grin Grin

hmmm iteun do u have a job at all, ure really making seun rich Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin abi u dan fall mugu Huh Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
ituen (m)
Re: Paint My House
« #4 on: October 27, 2007, 02:51 PM »

*looks up the ceiling, shaking his head*

today is saturday, n it supposed to be a restin day and i'm in my room with connection all day long with suya and beer.

do i still have a problem. monday is still far away
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Paint My House
« #5 on: October 28, 2007, 01:22 PM »

Quote from: ituen on October 27, 2007, 02:51 PM
*looks up the ceiling, shaking his head*

today is saturday, n it supposed to be a restin day and i'm in my room with connection all day long with suya and beer.

do i still have a problem. monday is still far away
beer that's the problem
showbobo (m)
Re: Paint My House
« #6 on: October 28, 2007, 02:07 PM »

beer aint no problem, maybe its the suya,keep on drinking bro
kronkykay (m)
Re: Paint My House
« #7 on: October 28, 2007, 03:26 PM »

na wa oh, the beer never finish
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