Men Confess- "what Turns Us Off"

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beyunce (f)
Men Confess- "what Turns Us Off"
« on: March 24, 2006, 10:18 AM »

Most Women Believe That Men Just Want To Get Laid, With Little Regard To How, Where or When.
But According To Them They Also Have Their Sexual Wish-list That Is Often OverLooked.
Believe it or nt Men have sensibility just as finely-tuned as ours when it comes to Sex.they might not always express them, but there is a list of definite no-nos that can turn men off faster than a cold shower.
When a woman asks: " Who was the last woman you had sex with" or interrogates a man about his previous lovers.
A woman who compares what her partner is doing to her with how other men have. (No man is  would want that)
A woman who wears sexy underwears at nights because she knows they are going to have sex. why Not Every Night?
A woman who comes to bed with her face covered in thick Cream.
a woman who smells of Garlic
a woman who reeks of perfume to the point her partner is dizzy from it. natural is the Nicest.
A woman who worries aloud about the Smell, Size or taste of her nether regions.
a woman whowith long toenails, or God forbid!- a belly- ring that hooks on to crucial bits and pieces of a mans anatomy during intimacy.

SURE FIRE PASSION KILLERS:(FOR MEN)
1) TOO PROUD TOO BEG
A Man said this " I feel like some dirty lecher If I always have to initiate the sexual encounter. if a woman wants sex with me, she should let me know. She doesn't have to say it in so many words, but taking her clothes off- or better still, taking mine off.

2) WHINE GUMS
It's awful when a woman whinges about whether or notyou'll respect her/betray her if she gets into bed with you. This also applies to her post-coital behavior:I hate being Made to feel as if I've just signed my soul away because I had sex with her.If a woman decides to get into bed with me, let her be adult enough to handle the implications without whining like a child.

3) SOAP AND WATER
"I detest slimy, smelly armpits that haven't been shaved since she left high school. Women should be fragrant and clean- that doesn't mean using expensive cosmetics;it just means practicing good personal hygiene.

4) MISS REPRESENT
Luring me into bed with a padded or wonder bra is a bad idea, because once you take it off, I'll just be wondering where they wandered off to1

5) THE PROLOGUE
Men find forplay just as necessary for good sex as women do. we aren't always up and ready -- sometimes we need to be coaxed.
6) DIRECTING TRAFFIC
What grates (or,rather,limps) Wen am in bed with a woman for the first time and she's explaining a long list of 'dos and don't's. I prefer to discover her -- and let her discover me --- slowly and sensually without instruction manual. she should simply put my hands were she wants them.
7) TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
If the lights happened to be on when we start getting down and getting hot, interuptting the flow to go and switch them off is instant death for me. Sex with lights on can be incredibly exciting. i mean its not as if we're commting a robbery, or doing something stealthy that requires the cover of night.
Cool SELF-CONSCIOUS SHOW-STOPPERS
I hate it when I'm in the throes of passion with a woman, and she suddenly starts trying to cover up her butt, thighs and she suddenly start trying to cover up her butt, thighs or waist. for God's sake, Sister -- by the time a man 's in bed with you, he's totally uninterested in your cellulite, your weight or roll of fat around your tummy! he's already Noticed them, and still been turned on enough to break a few commandments.

OK GUYS LETS HEAR FROM YOU ALL IS THIS ALL TRUE. OR NOT
AND LADIES HOPE You HAVE ALL SEEN WHAT GUYS WANT HUH. WELL WATCH OUT FOR PART TWO THE CONTINUATION.
I WANT TO HEAR EVERY ONE'S COMMENT ON THIS
CHAO CHAO PEOPLE.
LoverBwoy (m)
Re: Men Confess- "what Turns Us Off"
« #1 on: March 24, 2006, 08:53 PM »

u listed everything already!!

Watching comedy is one funny thing that happened to me Friends -that episode they went to Ross's wedding in england  Grin

strong smell ahhhhhhhhhhhh u gotta breathe!!

covering your body  Wink


Beyunce which one in the pic is u, im feeling da boooootay on all 3 anyway sha Wink
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