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onmyown (m)
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A woman maried got maried and had 9 kids. Unfortunately the husband died.
She got maried again and had another 11 kids. The husband died and a year later she passed on.
At her funeral the priest exclaimed "finally they are now together' Someone in the croud then asked 'who will she be together with, is it the first or the second husband?
The priest answered he didnt mean the husbands. He meant finally her legs are now together
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clemcykul
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na wa (m)
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deleted |
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clemcykul
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assesed |
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tossen (f)
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no action carried out. there was a black out, N.E.P.A
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na wa (m)
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N.E.P.A. power restored.
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saucekid (m)
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PHCN disconnecting defaulters
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tope_teadr (m)
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Power's on a generator.
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tope_teadr (m)
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Rushes to buy fuel, and power's the generator back on
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Migines (m)
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*Chases everyone out and burns down the whole building*
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ituen (m)
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Migines ur stupid. u forget clem is in the toilet taking a shit
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Migines (m)
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Ituen. Datts a DIRECT insult(even if u think it a joke) but i'll ignore it.
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ituen (m)
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sorry if it direct on you. said it as a joke and meant no offense
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ituen (m)
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good to know u have a heart made of peace
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saucekid (m)
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Rushes to buy fuel, and power's the generator back on
generator spark plug is faulty and generator needs overhauling |
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tope_teadr (m)
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Changes the spark and power's on the generator.
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tope_teadr (m)
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Migines, you're too emotional, you extravagantly demonstrate things, and you are excessively affected by little words of emotions. And you know what's the cause, your level of I-Q is too high. You look at a sentence or should i say a word with every possible meaning. But the good news is that people like you are mostly what we call a genius. Just like the "YOU KNOW WHERE" which i actually thought was a joke was brought up to be something else. So please bro just take it calm.
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Migines (m)
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Sincerely tope, 4 d first time i enjoyed ur write up. Kip id up.
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iwajay (m)
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*caught Mig enjoying a sycophant's praise singing*
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Oracle (m)
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What the hell was the priest thinking.
He's supposed to be conducting the funeral service and not talking trash
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tope_teadr (m)
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Iwajay, what da fuc!< is wrong with ya head, just because you aint good at anything doesen't mean you have to go around spitting $#it out of ur mouth. because the bug in ya brain's taking control. And it's making ya a retard.
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Migines (m)
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The rate at wich u use d f-word on virtually all ur ports is alarming.
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