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Joey82 (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #32 on: November 01, 2007, 01:01 PM »

@poster,
lol, that was a nice 1.
Idera .N (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #33 on: November 01, 2007, 01:20 PM »

you are a good writer Orinkinla.

i don't believe you one bit  Tongue Grin

but it was funny, i laughed and laughed   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
ronnie-slimz (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #34 on: November 01, 2007, 01:40 PM »

im roflmfao. .  Grin Cheesy :Dfanx!!!!

reallly nyce Cheesy
ilugunboy (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #35 on: November 01, 2007, 01:41 PM »

@Orikinla (in my part here, that means personal ancetral praise)

You spoke the truth, even though it meant to be a joke.

Personally, i  can relate with it perfectly, 'because my wifey is getting excessively fat these days and i've been warning her!.

About the Tejuosho guys, those people can be very rude you know, even in the presence of the male companion, they still embarrass women by touching them in "bad" areas of their body. i know of her lady that had to slap one ibo boy for that reason.
omena555 (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #36 on: November 01, 2007, 01:50 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin very funny indeed.
she rocks
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #37 on: November 01, 2007, 01:55 PM »

@ poster

Thanks so much for that. I laughed so much, tears came out of my eyes and I had to foward it on to a few friends.

Keep it up, you write well.
aysometin (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #38 on: November 01, 2007, 02:46 PM »

THICK MADAM 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
mimibrown (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #39 on: November 01, 2007, 03:27 PM »

hey i think this is not fair why don't u talk to your glfrnd  and tell her she needs to lose some weight that will be better if she finds out she will feel so bad just remember is not all about the looks and if is a joke is very expensive. Sad
ifyalways (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #40 on: November 01, 2007, 05:28 PM »

nice one.different strokes for different folks !
A-40 (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #41 on: November 01, 2007, 05:53 PM »

I am looking for a dyme thats top of the line cute face slim waist with a big behind
Orikinla (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #42 on: November 02, 2007, 12:05 AM »

Quote from: ilugunboy on November 01, 2007, 01:41 PM
@Orikinla (in my part here, that means personal ancetral praise)

You spoke the truth, even though it meant to be a joke.

Personally, i  can relate with it perfectly, 'because my wifey is getting excessively fat these days and i've been warning her!.

About the Tejuosho guys, those people can be very rude you know, even in the presence of the male companion, they still embarrass women by touching them in "bad" areas of their body. i know of her lady that had to slap one ibo boy for that reason.

lugunboy,
May God bless you for you are the first person online since I chose that pen name Orikinla to say the true meaning.

Any true son of the soil would understand the name Orikinla and why my posts mean what Orikinla is.
But the ignorant have misunderstood it all and in the process lost it all.

See http://orikinla(dot)blogspot(dot)com

Òjó kúrè, Alágada ogun
Òjó ò sí nílé, omo adìe dàgbà
Òjó wà nílé omo adìe kò kù kan
Òjó ún wè lódò
Gbogbo omoge yo wóse
Òjó kúrè, alágada of war


In the absence of Òjó, chicks grow to maturity
when Òjó is at home, chicks are devoured
while Òjó takes his bath at the river,
all young ladies come with soap.
nwadinma (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #43 on: November 02, 2007, 12:28 AM »

everyone has gone gaga, talking about extra large women. i commend  Orikinla.
men too can be unbearable fat.  getting fat laterally is there stock in trade.
immagine a put bellied 30 yr old, disgusting.
spoilt (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #44 on: November 02, 2007, 02:15 AM »

when you see some very thin, dry women, you'll thank the good lord for the fat one you have.
When i say dry i mean like they have been passed through a dessicator.
chrisuch (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #45 on: November 02, 2007, 02:33 AM »

well bros,there is nothing wrong in dating a well fed chic.what you should be thinking is how you are going to buy a spring matress or better mat so as to spend less money for the mean time before getting the steel matress for security reasons.
MasterUwem (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #46 on: November 02, 2007, 11:41 AM »



can't get any thing tangible out of your story

please learn to go straight to the point next time, and don't put such a tin on the homepage
MasterUwem (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #47 on: November 02, 2007, 11:42 AM »


 ???blaaabla    blablablabla   blabla,  Embarrassed can't get any thing tangible out of your story

please learn to go straight to the point next time, and don't put such a tin on the homepage
onyeka_ng (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #48 on: November 02, 2007, 02:42 PM »

@ poster
nice one laughed my ribs out.guess i needed it. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Glorya (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #49 on: November 03, 2007, 10:26 AM »

human beings are never satisfied with their state, the fat ones want to be slim, the slim ones want to be fat. Anyway sha, nice post you have here Orikinla, made me laugh.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #50 on: November 03, 2007, 12:26 PM »

? ?? ? ? ? ?.
Saipro (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #51 on: November 03, 2007, 02:18 PM »

If you can't stand her being fat, let her know, on-on-one. Not on these pages. Obesity, whether pathological or self-induced isn't something to be laughed at or chided. Counsel the person. Let your mind out. If things'll work out. They will. If they won't, well, you'll know soon enough . . .
sesman (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #52 on: November 03, 2007, 02:48 PM »

don't know what to say to that really, lol,  There is nothing wrong with a thick healthy woman.
nnada (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #53 on: November 04, 2007, 04:01 PM »



It seems that you like this women, then help her. You don't need to make her feel inferior, that does not help, but rather help her the way you are doing, put her on diet, anhd encourage her to excerise.
You can make her what you want, and don't listen to peoples mocking, people will always talk even fat or lepa(skinny)

Am big too but, my husband like me like that. Anyway not obese, so watch it for her, things will work out right.
Orikinla (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #54 on: November 05, 2007, 02:24 AM »

Here is a picture from Linda Ikeji's Blog.

This mama is big, black and beautiful.


* EXTRA LARGE.jpg (25.16 KB, 600x450 )
jkpretty (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #55 on: November 05, 2007, 08:14 AM »

Quote from: Saipro on November 03, 2007, 02:18 PM
If you can't stand her being fat, let her know, on-on-one. Not on these pages. Obesity, whether pathological or self-induced isn't something to be laughed at or chided. Counsel the person. Let your mind out. If things'll work out. They will. If they won't, well, you'll know soon enough . . .
Quote from: nnada on November 04, 2007, 04:01 PM

It seems that you like this women, then help her. You don't need to make her feel inferior, that does not help, but rather help her the way you are doing, put her on diet, anhd encourage her to excerise.
You can make her what you want, and don't listen to peoples mocking, people will always talk even fat or lepa(skinny)

Am big too but, my husband like me like that. Anyway not obese, so watch it for her, things will work out right.

 Huh Huh Huh Why do some people have to take things with so much passion
 
Is there something called jokes?



ifyalways (f)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #56 on: November 05, 2007, 04:27 PM »

i take that they too were joking or are they seriously annoyed?but these woman realy biggggggggggggggg.waoh big and beautiful african mama. Grin Cheesy Wink
alisigwe (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #57 on: November 05, 2007, 06:30 PM »

 PLS dudes where can i lay my hands on 1 sweet moma,i think fat chodies are really interesting.they behave like kids when ever u beef with them.halla if u know one.
Migines (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #58 on: November 05, 2007, 07:16 PM »

*shakes head*
Dis is what u get when u don't listen to your self speak.
Orikinla (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #59 on: November 05, 2007, 11:49 PM »

Quote from: alisigwe on November 05, 2007, 06:30 PM
PLS dudes where can i lay my hands on 1 sweet moma,i think fat chodies are really interesting.they behave like kids when ever u beef with them.halla if u know one.

Do you really want one of them?

There is one fat young lady here on Bonny Island and believe me, she is really big and beautiful.

When she was working for the branch of the All States Bank in the estate, I always found excuses to go there in my efforts to get closer to her. 


Some are truly big and beautiful, like Venus.

You know Venus was a fat beauty. 


* Fat-Women--4944.jpg (60.84 KB, 500x781 )
frankiriri (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #60 on: November 06, 2007, 07:53 AM »

@ poster
Good writeup.

Me as long as the babe is shapely. I don't mind a bit of excess luggage oh especailly the backside
alisigwe (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #61 on: November 06, 2007, 12:24 PM »

men i reside in abj,nat la.hook me up in abj if u knew one.1
Orikinla (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #62 on: November 06, 2007, 02:13 PM »

Quote from: alisigwe on November 06, 2007, 12:24 PM
men i reside in abj,nat la.hook me up in abj if u knew one.1

My partner is in Abuja, so I can tell her to play matchmaker after she must have confirmed that it would be safe to leave a Godsent big momma in your hands.

My partner is very fine and guys drool over her, so don't go and fall in love with her.
I have AK 47 oh. Grin

Meanwhile, choose the size from the picture below. Grin


* undies[1].jpg (13.28 KB, 300x200 )
VIPICO (m)
Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend
« #63 on: November 06, 2007, 02:17 PM »

size does not matter
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