The International Council Of Manhood, Ltd

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd

Official Rules

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth.

3: If you've known a guy for more than 24hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

4: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

5: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

6:  If you know what more than two other guys dicks look like, you'D damn well better be a doctor.

7: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
 In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below. "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" We hope this clears up any confusion. .

8: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

9: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

10: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

11: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 

12: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

13: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'D better be talking about his choice of beer.

14: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

15: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: (a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! (b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! (c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

16: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

17: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

18: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

19: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

20: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'D know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

Dont mind them, they r scaredycats!!!

One here

So what do u want me to do, Laugh?

anyway, nice post.

@Friday
I see you!

Gamine,
You again?
Are u writing from in or out of the closet?

But come o! You always have beautiful things to write.
Kisses for u or is he going to read this?

well the rules should have some leeway. Take for example the poor brother with his fly down.

A zip has lacerated edges and it is dangerously close to a man's most precious physical assets.

I like to let men handle their biz but jeez, the thought of what could happen. . .

I have to alert the brother abegdon't you remember there's something about mary 

Rule no 13-

what excuse can you give when you have commented ''nice eight pack''


Rule no 17

Well if u don't go on long enough, isnt it reasonable that you make up for the shortfall
with some nice phone sex.

Rule no 13

I wouldnt call it greed. More like trying to help her maintain her figure

Rule no 16

Ol bob, you have to stand back and see how u measure na

@ Poster, I'm so impressed!
Bet u copied it from somewhere?
I hav a softspot 4 "Smart" chics! Keepin it real, 

One here

Gamine swthrt,
was that thank u for me?

Thank u for thanking me if it was for me ok?
Long time! You have refused to tell me where you're y?

Somze, don't bring your ezmos's here oh!!!
its uzzzing!

read it n better take note
people like u need these standards the most

Thank goodness u finally have some much needed sense

your name even translates Some Zense

But its just 'some'

just enough for u to know how to hold a mouse, not too shabby.

Get behind me u Crazed Zemon!!!!

I bind-ah and cast-ah u!!! into d abyss-ah, as i stand on this altar-ah

Christ have mercy! what we have to suffer in the hands f this lady called Gamine

wow!!!

gamine see what u started and now u come dey yab somze my guy!!! e no good o!!!

but neways, i got one question: any of you guys sweet on the other?

if not, you should be; otherwise, stop BITCHING BOTH OF YA!!!!!

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