If Oprah Ever Visits Nigeria

Lets air our individual reaction if that madam know it all (oprah) ever steps her feet on our beloved soil.

As for me, i will make sure she treks back to America. Asshole.

Don't worry about that.  Oprah will never visit Nigeria.  She is too smart for that!  Save the National Militants for kidnapping others instead for I know "they" got their plans.  Looking for some ransom money?

I think you need to save you energy on capturing the National and Local looters in Nigeria.  Christmas is around the corner and many of them will be coming home---with all the "red-carpet" treatment you give them day in day out--all year round.   Also, use your energy to find out why you do not have constant electricity and water supply in "major cities" in Nigeria as of 47 agbaya years old.  You obviously have much complicated problems than "Oprah" who set for life, don't you see?

The Nigerian image worldwide had been long tarnished before Oprah even said "jack".

@texazzpete
i will use the flying coffin built by the Kano Boy to throw a bomb from space on are arrival 

Like Oprah cares  she got her mansions to relax in. and whenever she feels like seeing some wilds or children, SA is it. We don't even have Safari that Americans like in Nigeria. So don't worry she won't visits Nigeria 

CHAI!!!!!!   Could not have put it better.

We are dealing with "patriotic" Nigerians may I remind you.

Gosh, I miss Dr. Watson and his theories!!!!  He is proven right every minute on Nairaland.

If you really think that all victims of 419 are of the "pay little money to get deceased General's loot" then you're seriously out of whack. What about the Hurrican katrina scams, what about the church scams? What about the inheritance scams?
Yes, you heard me. Inheritance scams. And it's just typical of Nigerians that they refue to appreciate the cultural differences in other nations. Just because a Nigerian (or African) will NEVER leave money to a long-lost relative, they feel that any person that is deceived into thinking that he's been left money by a long-distance relative is a fool.

Whether or not people are greedy is immaterial. Deliberately setting out to scam someone is entrapment. Everyone has some innate vice in him, we cannot blame the victims when someone strives to take advantage of this weakness.

But it's typical of Nigerians to neglect the damage these 419ers are doing to our image and focus on Oprah. I don't give a shit if you work your ass off, you obviously don't care about your country. I pay over a million Naira in taxes every year to the Nigerian Government, and so i believe i am OWED something. If the Government will not take drastic steps to curb 419, i'll damn well applaud anyone else who will strive to make 419 less attractive to people out there.

I laugh when i see all you cowards rambling on about what you'll do to Oprah if she comes to Nigeria. Go out to any cyber cafe in lagos and see the people hard at work destroying your country's image. Confront them, if you dare. But you won't, will you? it's so much easier to stay in a forum, criticising someone who at least knows the meaning of the word 'patriotism', and has acted in that line to protect her country from the ravages of a widely accpeted cabal of criminals.

Your analogies are daft. Was the Enron scam perpetuated openly? The Enron scandal even caught experienced people on Wall Street unawares. Go to any club in Naija and see how people are OPENLY celebrating 419ers.


My colleague recently ordered a HTC TytN 2 from Expansys UK online. They were scheduled to ship the phone to Nigeria, he'D bought his previous phone from there a year ago. Suddenly the order was cancelled last week friday. When he called to find out, the customer rep guy was blunt enough to tell him that 99% of all Expansys credit card orders from Nigeria were fraudulent,a nd as such he could not honor the order.
Was it Oprah that used all those fake credit cards from naija?

i consulted with the babalawos and they made it known that Oprah will soon have her mouth twisted to one side for saying all those things about Nigeria, just wait and see.

But does it matter what the slave child says about nigeria? Does it take away the fact that the country has the most number os medical doctors in practice in America and Europe? Does it take away from Nigeria the fact that we are inteligent people? does it take it away from Nigeria that we have the most number of hard working professionals every where all over the world?

Does it take anything from us?

Who cares what she says? who? evrywhere I go, i get respect when i say i am Nigerian, do you know how many number of professionals the UK has given opportunity to come and work in the UK under the HSMP programme? if the country is such bad, how come this is so?

Joooo - Oprah can go wipe her butt with sand paper for all i care.

Without meaning to be disrespectful your response above is the most idiotic I have seen in my life.

You dismiss the allegation based on the fact that someone posted it on the punch website.

In trying to prove that the allegation is false you point us to another discussion forum.

Are we supposed to take the stuff you reproduced as facts? You must be dreaming.

And in your opinion you think the guy that wrote the initial article to punch deserves to be slapped? If he deserves to be slapped you deserve to be given a mass beating for wasting our time.

Before you condemn someone make sure you have a good reason, your blind support for anything US cannot be an excuse for making baseless comments.