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ozigbo (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #32 on: November 03, 2007, 12:16 PM »

For me o i dn't no why someone wil be looking for love potion.
love is something u can not f is natural.so u dnt give people
love potion to make them love u.
love is for real.
Saipro (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #33 on: November 03, 2007, 02:17 PM »

Swallow your pride and talk frankly with the person you soooooooo admire. Love potions are not the way forward. I heard the rebound is something out of this world. But do what you must, if you really must . . .  .
evergie (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #34 on: November 03, 2007, 03:27 PM »

My Indian friends said it works. But how long would both you be in love? any expiring date?
adewale78 (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #35 on: November 03, 2007, 03:33 PM »

I think to do a love portion you need to walk naked in your street in the Afternoon and let all the girls that you are eyeing touch your JUMBO and that is it Tongue Shocked Grin Cheesy
kateflow (f)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #36 on: November 03, 2007, 04:05 PM »

Quote from: adewale78 on November 03, 2007, 03:33 PM
I think to do a love portion you need to walk naked in your street in the Afternoon and let all the girls that you are eyeing touch your JUMBO and that is it Tongue Shocked Grin Cheesy

and when he is doing that he should come around my street so  i will be the first to touch
dafman (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #37 on: November 03, 2007, 06:29 PM »

Never knew there were so many dibia's and babalawo's on nairaland. Grin
teebabs (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #38 on: November 04, 2007, 12:22 AM »

=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))This is my first visit to this side of nairaland. And the impression I get is that you people could make a guy nut with laughter.=))=))=))=))=))=))=)).
@tomx
I strongly recommend the recipe by gennixe. You really must pay the guy for consultancy. I tried the recipe out on your behave and for your sake,  the result?
miss reese
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #39 on: November 04, 2007, 01:57 AM »

try reading songs of solomon 3 at 12 midnite
place your beloved's picture in the center
read walking around it
at the last verse
sit on the floor and pass gas
the spirit will then flow to your beloved
and by 12 noon the next day
you will see the results
Wink
unit (f)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #40 on: November 04, 2007, 12:49 PM »

work is usually dull on sundays but thanks to you guys am having fun.

my recipe,

just 5 items

- the inner tooth of a nursing lioness(she must still be living for the portion to work)
- a python's skin(skinned alive)
- a piece of a male croc's tongue(makes sure you leave it alive)
- 1 kettle full of water from the Bermuda triangle
- 1 picture of your loved one

mix all four ingredients together in the order listed while holding picture then drink and state what you want.(easy abi)
If you're mixing yourself, makes sure its done when there is an eclipse or i can mix it for a token sum.

if you've difficulty getting ingredients, just leave it all to me.
rayboy (f)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #41 on: November 04, 2007, 02:43 PM »

 Grin This is simple: Just get an agama lizard kill and cut the head, then dry it very well and grind it. then follow the girl where ever she is going if u mean buznss don,t get tired. Where ever u see her urinate on sand just go there and insert the niddle on the sand and pure the grind lizard head. thereafter when ever u see the girl just hit her by her bum and she will follow. I WISH You LUCK. The day i try mine i receive a good slap but later she fell in love.
mendax
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #42 on: November 04, 2007, 04:06 PM »

save your self time, come make i giv u gril friend abi na wyf u dey find?
contact me @ 080987654321
penyng
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #43 on: November 04, 2007, 08:01 PM »

abeg make one urgly nairalander lady Volunteer herself for this our desperate friend.  Grin Grin Grin Shocked Angry Wink Grin Grin
Jafarre (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #44 on: November 05, 2007, 08:02 AM »

do some squats make your kangbo bigger or get someone make u igbadi
juli4real
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #45 on: November 05, 2007, 09:31 AM »

Go sleep inside water for Afa beach

for 7 days u go get wetin u want yeye

How many people u don love  Tongue
diva_naija
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #46 on: November 05, 2007, 09:50 AM »

Lol. Grin

Anyway the poster seemed ta hav gotten what he needed.but iz he 4 real  Undecided

on ma kneels in prayers . . oh dear lord, protect your child from the hands of  Voodoo dedevotees, worshipers,followers n the lik

AMEN!!

mekoyo (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #47 on: November 05, 2007, 12:06 PM »

Wife snatcher i guess Huh Huh

May God forgive you.

Love portion ko love poison ni. long hiss
ebunife (f)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #48 on: November 05, 2007, 12:08 PM »

Love is Patient, Love is Kind,
If really it is Love u re feeling for this person, then wait for her or betterstil forget the pride and tell the girl.
I know that these nairalanders are jokers but the trut is most of these jokers are very intelligent. Am even suprised that a male could ask such a question.

Wake up man!
Forget the issue of love portion and be a man.If she refuses u,that does not end the world abi now!

Shalom people!
Love ya all
nonosexie
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #49 on: November 05, 2007, 02:36 PM »

My dear poster, just read 'Harry Potter and the half blood prince'  page, (can't remember now). The potion on that page, which i can't remember, will work better than your indian potion. Better still, read the whole book, you'll learn great new stuffs. Good luck.   Cheesy
tuk2neaty (f)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #50 on: November 05, 2007, 04:27 PM »

Tried all the recieps none worked, i need something stronger. Wink
100bars (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #51 on: November 05, 2007, 06:59 PM »

look for virgin he goat
banana
kunu
mosquito prick
virgin cockroach
your grand father umblical cord
fingernail from lizard left leg
aborted
dead man scrotal sac
blind woman left nipple
2mnths old baby when get pimples


then u send 50,000 naira in a min
Carlosein (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #52 on: November 05, 2007, 07:41 PM »

una no go kill person with laughter for this place o. Grin Grin Grin Grin
adubiay
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #53 on: November 05, 2007, 08:16 PM »

my papa na babalawo, love portion is so simple if u seriously need it contact me on 08034228539
The Pope (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #54 on: November 06, 2007, 07:39 AM »

all of u, need 2 see baba adeboye.
chychy (f)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #55 on: November 06, 2007, 09:27 AM »

 Grin i read all the posts and was laughing all the way, u guys are frigging funny.
but i agree with the nairalander that says  and i rephrase that love is completely out of one's volition. Even if whatever potion works, it'll just be for a while.

This topic is so hot,  i mean people are actually reading and replying and i'm getting my kicks just reading through.
sameer26
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #56 on: November 06, 2007, 12:46 PM »

afrikkann
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #57 on: November 06, 2007, 01:00 PM »

Hey, the recipe by gennixe won't work. I tell u, use mine & u,ll never regret it. I tried it before and it worked well.
  1.Regular bathing
  2.Nice deodorant
  3.Gentle manly behavior
  4.Talk less in the public
  5.Contribute meaningfully to any discussion
  6.Dress well at all times (It must not be expensive garbs)
  7.Never force a girl or guy to love u, by your attitude u'll turn out to be their candle light.
  8.Never rush into toasting when u love a girl. Create a bit of awareness codedly and let the matter be for a while.

George - Warri.

For more on this issue, call me on 08072180218
Hayorbahmy (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #58 on: November 06, 2007, 02:55 PM »


This is one crazy thread. Love portion indeed!!!
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
lol
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Shall we change the topic and talk about something better
anyway I think d most potent love portion is loving him/her wholly.
as in "for better for worse" Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
MISS WORLD (f)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #59 on: November 06, 2007, 04:26 PM »

[color=#990000] THE BEST KIND OF LOVE POTION I KNOW COMES NATURALLY, GOD HELPING YOU, LOVE IS NOT JUST AN EMOTIONAL THING, THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN THE ORDINARY ,FEEBLE MINDED CAN SEE OR FEEL, THE MOST POTENT LOVE POTION CAN BE FOUND IN THE BIBLE, [/color]
(fake)david
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #60 on: November 06, 2007, 04:32 PM »

come take my shit - da best love portion.
eddie100 (m)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #61 on: November 06, 2007, 05:55 PM »

 Undecided hmmm! now thats an interesting one,  maybe that ws wht  miss xyz used on me before she f%$#@ me up.
however if u shld decide to please refer to nigeria home videos for the possible outcomes,   Grin
ayooni
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #62 on: November 06, 2007, 07:51 PM »

 Smiley love potion saa,b good n love yourself,thou it may work but can't last long
whiteroses (f)
Re: Recipe For A Love Potion?
« #63 on: November 07, 2007, 04:48 PM »

this post is mental, why don't you try being cool and attractive that girl you like would even ask you out
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