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simibrazil (f)
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Brazilian waxing is a type of waxing involving the bikini area. This procedure involves the complete removal of hair from the buttocks and adjacent to the anus, perineum and vulva (labia majora and mons pubis). The client begins by removing their clothing. Occasionally, for females, a paper g-string is provided to protect the client's vulva. The procedure starts with baby or talcum powder being spread liberally over the area to be waxed. This prevents the hot wax from sticking to the sensitive skin. Then, as in other forms of waxing, hot wax is spread over the area from which hair is to be removed. The wax is allowed to harden briefly, then one edge of the wax strip is pulled up and used as a 'tab' to quickly pull off or "zip" the rest of the wax, usually in the direction opposite of hair growth. The waxer then works his or her way around the body systematically removing the hair from the genital area, buttocks, and anus. This procedure removes the wax, hair, and any dead skin cells lying on the skin surface. The person performing the wax will then finish with tweezers to remove any stray hairs that the waxing missed. Finally, the remaining pubic hair (the so-called "landing strip") is either trimmed with scissors, or waxed off if the client requests it. The remaining hair may even be in a particular pattern (hearts are a popular option), or dyed. The wax used is often a mixture of natural beeswax and tall oil rather than the more common synthetic 'waxes' used for regular leg waxing. It is felt that beeswax is stronger, and more effective at removing the thicker, coarser pubic hairs. The pain involved with this procedure can be slight or severe and can continue for quite some time (from several seconds to minutes). . Some claim to perceive less pain during subsequent treatments. Yes, it is true, when I make it I almost sleep because I don't feel pain, but you foreigns that have never made almost cry, is so funny, take a look this movie above, is hilarious (Seun doenst have anyone nacked ok? so don't delete please) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKRKo113xwA |
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simibrazil (f)
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The Smell
« #1 on: November 03, 2007, 04:55 PM » |
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The first thing you must do is wash your pussy good. Don't be all cute and throw some soap and water down there and think it's clean. Nooooooooooooooo, you have to open them lips up. Put some bodywash on that rag (yes, please bathe with a wash rag, that's the only way to get the nooks and crannies out the coochie) and YOU GO TO WORK .
My second surefire way to a nice smelling cooch is to not let a person touch it who has not washed their hands. You ever drove home from a date with your boo and he is driving and he tries to touch you down there with his fingers? Freaky right? Wrong. He is driving, so all the dirt from that steering wheel is going down there and the dirt turns into bacteria and trigger off your PH and that's how you get infections like BV and it can make matters worse. He want to get all freaky, make sure he has some sanitizer, because it's your privacy and you have to be the person who make sure it's protected. Why you think they invent the finger condoms?
The next thing you can do is, especially if you are recovering from an infection down there, is to carry some wet wipes with you. I'm not talking about the ones they make for women, use baby wipes. If those wipes can clean a shitty baby, it could do wonders for you. Just put those wipes in a ziplock bag and place it in your purse and when you know you are going to get freaky, excuse yourself to the bathroom and wipe it off and flush. Try not to pee after this point. No one wants to smell or taste someone who just pissed. Believe me! I hope every woman reading this remember this because this will help them so they wont be in the same situation as yourself.
Remember that you are your own worst critic, sometimes you have to TEST YOUR STUFF FOR YOURSELF. Place your finger down there and sniff. If it don't smell good to you, it damn sure won't smell good to him. That's my motto.[b][/b] And you guys out there, "If you see something, say something", IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING. Most women are pleasers and we would like your sexual experience to be as lovely as possible so please help us out. And with that being said, I will do the same. So you men out there better watch your balls, and wash your balls (wow, that should be this week's t-shirt), You should also make sure that your partner is very clean because his dirty dingoling could have triggered your infection as well. And make sure you don't wear dirty underwear. Remember that your vagina is like luxury, it needs a lot of care and maintenance. It's a warm and aquatic place, so it needs your love.
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Siena
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Simi, you never fail to amaze me!  A lot to read, but I actually read the lot, without skipping anything. You do know your stuff, keep it up!  @ ladies: Take what she says on board, it makes perfect sense! |
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almondjoy (f)
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Simi, you never fail to amaze me! A lot to read, but I actually read the lot, without skipping anything. You do know your stuff, keep it up! @ ladies: Take what she says on board, it makes perfect sense! Well, I guess it is a matter of preference. Some dudes prefer the "local flavor" without all the "props". I personally do not like "it" when "it" does not taste or smell "real"--like God created it.  I say---leave it to take care of itself. The first thing you must do is wash your pussy good. Don't be all cute and throw some soap and water down there and think it's clean. Nooooooooooooooo, you have to open them lips up. Put some bodywash on that rag (yes, please bathe with a wash rag, that's the only way to get the nooks and crannies out the coochie) and YOU GO TO WORK .
My second surefire way to a nice smelling cooch is to not let a person touch it who has not washed their hands. You ever drove home from a date with your boo and he is driving and he tries to touch you down there with his fingers? Freaky right? Wrong. He is driving, so all the dirt from that steering wheel is going down there and the dirt turns into bacteria and trigger off your PH and that's how you get infections like BV and it can make matters worse. He want to get all freaky, make sure he has some sanitizer, because it's your privacy and you have to be the person who make sure it's protected. Why you think they invent the finger condoms?
The next thing you can do is, especially if you are recovering from an infection down there, is to carry some wet wipes with you. I'm not talking about the ones they make for women, use baby wipes. If those wipes can clean a shitty baby, it could do wonders for you. Just put those wipes in a ziplock bag and place it in your purse and when you know you are going to get freaky, excuse yourself to the bathroom and wipe it off and flush. Try not to pee after this point. No one wants to smell or taste someone who just pissed. Believe me! I hope every woman reading this remember this because this will help them so they wont be in the same situation as yourself.
Remember that you are your own worst critic, sometimes you have to TEST YOUR STUFF FOR YOURSELF. Place your finger down there and sniff. If it don't smell good to you, it damn sure won't smell good to him. That's my motto.[/b] And you guys out there, "If you see something, say something", IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Most women are pleasers and we would like your sexual experience to be as lovely as possible so please help us out. And with that being said, I will do the same. So you men out there better watch your balls, and wash your balls (wow, that should be this week's t-shirt), [b]You should also make sure that your partner is very clean because his dirty dingoling could have triggered your infection as well.
And make sure you don't wear dirty underwear. Remember that your vagina is like luxury, it needs a lot of care and maintenance. It's a warm and aquatic place, so it needs your love.
Aquamarine science! No wonder it smells like a "fish" pond sometimes!  Simibrazil--you will not kill me on Nairaland oh! |
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Dredie
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Simi if u don't mind i cud sponsor u so that we cud televise this platnium lecture 4 all this lag babes wit buzzin pussies
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chychy (f)
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knowledge is never wasted, thanks a million for the tip
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$ammy (m)
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Yes Educate them because that fish like smell is capable of ruining my evening
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doctor b (f)
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wow thumbs up to simi |
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Leilah (f)
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No need for all that. If you wash yourself after every pee and keep clean and shave etc.
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simibrazil (f)
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Funny
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amsky (f)
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oh thanks a bunch simi for this 'lesson'. the one on baby wipes sure comes in handy. na I'm be say me and my pickin go dey drag wipes |
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iceland (m)
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@ Simbrazil You should be awarded PHD for pussy technology i tell you she good at this pussy thing.No award could be better!!! Well, I guess it is a matter of preference. Some dudes prefer the "local flavor" without all the "props". I personally do not like "it" when "it" does not taste or smell "real"--like God created it. I say---leave it to take care of itself. No wonder some pussy can't stop smelling  |
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zheroes (m)
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Simi,
you are for real. i also observed the tendency to have an unpleasant smell down there whether a guy or lady is higher when pubic hairs are left unshaved, personally i tremble when i have to go down if someone isnt shaved very well, its like an expedition to the AMAZON FOREST, you come across: giant mambas, ANACONDAS,, the list is endless
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hammers (m)
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apply izal, then spray a handful of harpic. |
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big father (m)
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simi4show ! Please tell them all those fishy smelling pussy,abeg make una learn o ! i nor sabi wether na p***sy them take sell fish sef !  Simi,more grease to your pus****, oopss sorry to your elbow i mean jare ! |
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OMO IBO (m)
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just a thought-------
why does simi get away with threads such as this and other people get the best of E-lashing when they post similar threads? i read her post and enjoyed but i felt i needed to bring this to una attention
just before some u start blasting me, I'm not knocking simi. everything she's said is true and ladies need to take not.
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scorpio1 (m)
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U gat it Simi, Go Simi Go Simi,
Thanks for taking them on that lesson, All them p***sy B****zing B***ches, !!!!
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spoilt (f)
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The first thing you must do is wash your pussy good. Don't be all cute and throw some soap and water down there and think it's clean. Nooooooooooooooo, you have to open them lips up. Put some bodywash on that rag (yes, please bathe with a wash rag, that's the only way to get the nooks and crannies out the coochie) and YOU GO TO WORK . simibrazil this is so wrong!!!!!!!!!!!! i completely disagree with this part of your post. i am not a doctor but i have a vagina. did you say open up your  and use bodywash ? the whole world and its sister knows that all that soap is bad for the vagina. To the contrary its the excess washing that causes two third of all feminine probs. Too many girls wash and rewash and then wash some more trying to remove the odour which society has told them exists. they throw their bodies out of balance and cause irritations and more discharges for themselves. How many times have obgyns told women to not use soap and stay away from them feminine douches. They cause more harm than good. show me a girl who has had a string of vaginal and feminine troubles and i will show you one who thinks she's squeaky clean and as a result has a revolting vagina. the moral of this epistle? its simple. please do not punish your vaginas. |
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4Him (m)
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@ spoilt, your post is very true. Fact is a lot of peeps have no idea that the normal flora of the vagina includes some essential microbes.
I'm just curious though, how then do u keep a vagina clean since you can't wash it with soap?
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spoilt (f)
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Its not that soap will kill you but you need to see how some chicks tackle their kinis. its almost as if they think something is living in there and needs to be brought out and soaped to death. the best advice my obgyn gave me was "leave your vagina the hell alone". I laughed but i listened and i never have any troubles. I smell good. I love my kitty. This is me being frank. Obgyn said to wash with just water. you heard me, no soap. no matter how mild soap is, it is still not good for your sensitive linings. The brazilian wax is great. I am an addicted disciple. They wax off all the hair leaving just a 'landing strip'. But it is not for the shy oh. Just water and a washcloth or sponge will wash away the sweat and all else down there. But i guess if you carry a bush down there then soap and water will not help. what you need is a vaccum cleaner. Lol. |
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4Him (m)
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ok. una dey try. |
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hymen (f)
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Learning plenty,thanks a million.
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onyeka_ng (f)
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How many times have obgyns told women to not use soap and stay away from them feminine douches. They cause more harm than good.
so are you saying that even feminine douches are no good? i for one dnt agree with the soap thingy, but i think douching is better and keeps one's kitty borrowing your word really clean. |
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PERVERT9
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i like smelly pussy it gives me a hard on the smellier the sweeter
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minto (m)
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I learnt 'kitties' also borrowing word are self cleaning so why all the brushing scrubbing and vacuuming: I heard some even apply bleach and vim, kilode . You don't need all that to smell fresh down there. I'm also not a doctor,and I don't have a vagina either but then I know that basic hygiene can go a long way to keep you fresh. Get rid of the hair, do the regular washing during bath, wipe clean or wash after using the washroom and watch what you stick up there chikena!. |
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Xiomarra
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ksmallsz (m)
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Nice' if African Women knows about this and keeps it that way, I'll respect any of my Girl by following up this article, u know, u have to suck lick the pussy real good to make her feel iight, Guys need to learn that too, making her wet, better direction thats when sex is ouulalacious.
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25%more (f)
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" miss jay jay" is self cleaning, and over cleaning does irrirate it more than you think. all healthy vaginas have odours whether you admit it or not, when in doubth ask ur obyn. just washing it w/ water and very mild soap, if u can't mild soap just clean w/water will do the job.
also to keep the " miss jay jay" neat and sweaty free wear cotton underwears, and always clean from front to back after everything.
yes, getting a pap smear can always save you, from smelly "jay jay" dieases.
and just like you delicate facial skin, " miss jay jay" is also very delicate, and should treated w/care, not always getting squeaky clean because you can never it get smelly free why? because it is "miss jay jay" and it will always have those odours no matter what!
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bettyrit
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i wonder why men like to suck pussy. have they taken time to know what comes out from there daily n monthly. it like eating shit  |
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