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Sam Milla (m)
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He
finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set
of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman returned to the doctor a month later for a re-check.
The doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased
that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
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Sam Milla (m)
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scared
« #1 on: November 03, 2007, 04:41 PM » |
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Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.
The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes,
he hides underneath the bed."
The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so
scared to sleep alone that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with
the lady next door."
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Sam Milla (m)
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A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him.
She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked "Do I know you?"
The woman answers "I think your the father of one of my kids".
The man thinks for a minute then realizes this kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife.
So he says to the woman "are you the bitch that was at my best friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?" "You know, the one I had sex with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare ass with a whip?"
The woman looks at him horrified and says "No, I'm your son's teacher".
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Naijagurly (f)
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love the last one  |
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Migines (m)
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Hilarious!
But d last one is stale.
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