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toyinrayo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #128 on: November 04, 2007, 04:48 PM »

@MELLOW
MELLOw babe, long time no see. i see u survive your fall from Mt.Everest, so una forget am?  Cry Cry Cry
MoOdYLaDy (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #129 on: November 04, 2007, 04:54 PM »

Quote from: doyin13 on November 04, 2007, 03:41 PM
Kai Moody lady

Abeg na. Y e be say na only me you wan focus on?

Out of everybody wey dey abuse u, na only me u see attack like this.

Is it because I am vulnerable Sad Sad Please be gentle on me. I bruise easily Tongue Grin

By the way Biko, Abeg you fit point out wetin dey wrong with that my post wey you dey refer to.

I aint too proud to be corrected Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin
Doyin I wasn't focusing on you, and my post was directed to everyone of your, lol attacking you  Shocked Shocked Shocked what you call all these attack, no oh I was just pointing out my view, no hard feeling dude.
What i see wrong in that sentence of yours, is the way it was constructed


Quote from: mellow on November 04, 2007, 03:56 PM
This thing don pass be carefull. Why are you all turning against her now? It is not just fair.

I don't believe we have any prffessor of English here, so we should not take been ok for granted.

Please, you guys should leave Omo eko alone, she has had enough.

Don't you realize Nairalanders love gang up, so abeg enjoy the show.

They are just bunch of idiots trying to sound intelligent on Nairaland, I bet half of these people can't even communicate with people by speaking fluent  English, they rather spend most of their time copying and pasting thing to Microsoft word to show their intelligence, we though it obvious they are not

Have said these so many times, I will write anyway fucking way, if you don't like it fu ck off because i don't understand how my writing is going affect your stay on Nairaland. Angry Angry
tommyex (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #130 on: November 04, 2007, 05:11 PM »

Now this is the funniest thread i have seen in a very long time,i took time to read every post and they were so ludicrous.
I just feel bad that u guys have been having fun at other people's expense.

see my long lost wifey TOYINTUNRAYO,what are u doin online at this normal hour of the day?? Grin
How have u been and how is my rival LLOyd??
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #131 on: November 04, 2007, 05:14 PM »

@tommy. Grin
am a seventh day advent, hon. no church today Cheesy
i left lloyd for chingy Grin Grin Grin he so fyn,  hmmm hmm hmm all those 6 packs
ayefele200 (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #132 on: November 04, 2007, 05:15 PM »

Quote from: MoOdYLaDy on November 04, 2007, 02:52 PM
[font=Monotype Corsiva]
[[@Ayefele[/b]
Worthless moron, I see that night school is actually helping you out, even though you are sounding more retarded as days go by.  Am sure you noticed I never/haven’t replied to none of your posts, because only a fool will pay your sick ass an attention.


KUDOS to ISLANDER for composing those heck of a hostility words for u, but it was quite unfortunate u still

made some unimaginable blunders, well i gat little time to teach u some basic principles of ENGLISH , because mere looking

at ur various posts u lack accurate and active use of ENGLISH which is quite embarrassing to ur parents and we ur

FRIENDS (entangled to ur neck), didnt u claim to be in COLLEGE, ?, apparently not, 
    
First and fore most ,my first suggestions goes like this,
 
1, Write A-Z on a plain sheet,memorize it for couple of times and try to differenciate between VOWELS n CONSONANT, this

lesson will aid you on  which words to use A or AN  i.e any word that states with a vowel requires A,
 
2, Tell ur mama to buy u these little toy that sings and pronounces alphabet (i think WALMART or BIGLOT carry those),
  
3, try to spend more time on ur lecture books rather than spending the whole gad damn day of ur life on

NAIRALAND, that wont help u in any way instead IT WILL JEOPERDIZE THE SUCCESS OF UR DEMENTED LIFE,

  take my word for it then u will definately experience a positive change, THANK U Grin Grin
ayefele200 (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #133 on: November 04, 2007, 05:19 PM »

Quote from: MoOdYLaDy on November 04, 2007, 04:54 PM
fluctuant English,
gosh am sick and tired of correcting ur words, its FLUENT asswipe, damn it, FLUCTUANT means something thats unstable,
MoOdYLaDy (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #134 on: November 04, 2007, 05:19 PM »

Lmfao ass Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy, my ribs are hurting sef, i value my precious time, so no need wasting my time replying to your illiterate ass
ayefele200 (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #135 on: November 04, 2007, 05:22 PM »

Quote from: MoOdYLaDy on November 04, 2007, 05:19 PM
Lmfao ass Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy, my ribs are hurting sef, i value my precious time, so no need wasting my time replying to your illiterate ass
IDIOTIC fool, why wont LMAO, when ur life is headin towards the wrong track of life
ayefele200 (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #136 on: November 04, 2007, 05:25 PM »

am off, will be  back  ;Dshortly, well u dare not say nothin behing me Angry, or else u rot in the ugly hands of OGUN n SOPONA
tommyex (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #137 on: November 04, 2007, 05:35 PM »

Make una dey yab una selves ooo   Grin Grin Grin

Toyint so when will u start storing 6packs into ur freezer like its some pack of rice??na pack go satisfy u abi??will u come over ere before i report u to daddy!! Grin
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #138 on: November 04, 2007, 05:45 PM »

@tommy
hisses. . . .*roll eye*. . . ur not serious  Cheesy, go report am jo, my Chingy will run all of you off.  Tongue Tongue Tongue
mdsocks (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #139 on: November 04, 2007, 06:08 PM »

Funny thread
but centered around someone
I nominate tommyex
because he started the Kill English and Go free thread   Grin



http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=81618.html

tommyex (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #140 on: November 04, 2007, 06:10 PM »

Mdsocks

lol,u no serious jare

Toyint
lol,ok oo,Daddy ere i come
cute-ass (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #141 on: November 04, 2007, 06:31 PM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on November 04, 2007, 05:15 PM

1, Write A-Z on a plain sheet,memorize it for couple of times and try to differenciate between VOWELS n CONSONANT, this

lesson will aid you on  which words to use A or AN  i.e any word that states with a vowel requires A,
 

Naah dear, you got it all mixed up . . its not your fault sha, i blame "sleep" for taking you while lectures were going on. But thanks to nairaland, you're excused.

Now just for future use hun, any word that starts with a vowel requires AN, not A as you stated . . you know, as in "AN" elepahnt . . "A" cow Wink

And before i forget, its not "any word that states", its "any word that starts"

Dearie before you come barking, and excusing it on typos, save your breath, i'm not interested to hear it. It just goes to show that neither of us is perfect, not even the english man who owns the language is near perfect.

We're all here in life to learn, we learn everyday . . and the day we take our last breath on earth, that day's the day we stop learning!

Just my 2cents to everyone who thinks they know it all, no one does
Smiley
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #142 on: November 04, 2007, 06:31 PM »

@ post
i nominate myself jare

this is a thread, who cares how i write english as long as the peeps can understand it. i got enough english report to do, this is the place i can mess up english anyway i want, anytime. thanks seun jo, i don want to have to feel like am in class again.

i also nominte my babe, tommysexy, lol, me and you me me and you  Grin Grin Grin
cute-ass (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #143 on: November 04, 2007, 06:34 PM »

Quote from: toyinrayo on November 04, 2007, 06:31 PM
@ post
i nominate myself jare

this is a forum, who cares how i write english as long as the peeps can understand it. i got enough english report to do, this is the place i can mess up english anyway i want, anytime. thanks seun jo, i don want to have to feel like am in class again.

i also nominte my babe, tommysexy, lol, me and you me me and you Grin Grin Grin

I second that post with all audacity and authority, you're damn right babes, couldnt have said it better myself Wink
tommyex (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #144 on: November 04, 2007, 06:38 PM »

i accept my nomination if Toyinsexyrayo will stay with me

Cute-ass
Nice post,we all learn more daily,I saw the queen of Ingland make them no go arrest me last week and she was busy asking for the meaning of SQUANDER from me,imagine!!
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #145 on: November 04, 2007, 06:42 PM »

@tommysexy

ehrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm. . . i kind of have a thing for Chingy, am a committed woman o Cheesy Cheesy

@cute-ass
thanks  Wink
tommyex (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #146 on: November 04, 2007, 06:50 PM »

see your head!!after saying you will stay with me now its Changy i wonder how kids of nowadays listen to the crap these boys sing. Cheesy
cute-ass (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #147 on: November 04, 2007, 06:51 PM »

Quote from: tommyex on November 04, 2007, 06:38 PM
Cute-ass
Nice post,we all learn more daily,I saw the queen of Ingland make them no go arrest me last week and she was busy asking for the meaning of SQUANDER from me,imagine!!

Thanks hun, and lol @ your meeting with the queen . . .hillarious! Grin

Quote from: toyinrayo on November 04, 2007, 06:42 PM
@cute-ass
thanks Wink

You're welcome Smiley
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #148 on: November 04, 2007, 06:51 PM »

@tommysexy
LOLOLOLOL Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


you are soooooooooo not serious
Quote from: tommyex on November 04, 2007, 06:50 PM
see your head!!after saying you will stay with me now its Changy i wonder how kids of nowadays listen to the crap these boys sing. Cheesy

LOL, abeg, dnt mess his name up for me jo
MoOdYLaDy (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #149 on: November 04, 2007, 06:55 PM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on November 04, 2007, 05:15 PM

  
3, try to spend more time on your lecture books rather than spending the whole gad damn day of your life on

NAIRALAND, that wont help u in any way instead IT WILL JEOPERDIZE THE SUCCESS OF UR DEMENTED LIFE,

  take my word for it then u will definately experience a positive change, THANK You Grin Grin


Star01 aka Ayefele


Dude you are 25yrs going to 26yrs, kindly tell us what you have achieve in this life, you don't even have a Bachelor degree not to talk of  getting your Masters, your mates are at the politics section discussing important issues about our economic issues and how we can make our life better, you are here at the game section fighting, trying to teach me English, you can’t even speak English fluently not to talk or write from what I heard from your peeps on Nairaland, they claimed your English is terrible. Why don’t you ask David, debo and partki how to make turn your life around for the better, all theses people I mentioned are almost done with their MASTERS, but instead you spend most of your time working $5 per hr working at fast food joint, selling burgers and fries. You see my life isn’t perfect oh but wonderful, what else can I ask for from God. You haven't accomplish half of what have done at am age, am just 21 will lot of dreams ahead of me Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

This is my final reply to you, so whatever is post after is useless to me
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #150 on: November 04, 2007, 06:57 PM »

@cuteass
so your the reason why lloyd wudnt home comeyea, i saw his pic in your profile  Angry Angry Cry Cry
tommyex (m)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #151 on: November 04, 2007, 06:58 PM »

lol,aight CUTE n TOYINT
will be off in a mo,take care,and try to douse the fire ere o,i see it coming again  Cheesy
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #152 on: November 04, 2007, 07:01 PM »

@ tommysexy
ttyl  Kiss Kiss Kiss
nana (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #153 on: November 04, 2007, 08:11 PM »

Quote from: MoOdYLaDy on November 04, 2007, 06:55 PM

Star01 aka Ayefele


Dude you are 25yrs going to 26yrs, kindly tell us what you have achieve in this life, you don't even have a Bachelor degree not to talk of  getting your Masters, your mates are at the politics section discussing important issues about our economic issues and how we can make our life better, you are here at the game section fighting, trying to teach me English, you can’t even speak English fluently not to talk or write from what I heard from your peeps on Nairaland, they claimed your English is terrible. Why don’t you ask David, debo and partki how to make turn your life around for the better, all theses people I mentioned are almost done with their MASTERS, but instead you spend most of your time working $5 per hr working at fast food joint, selling burgers and fries. You see my life isn’t perfect oh but wonderful, what else can I ask for from God. You haven't accomplish half of what have done at am age, am just 21 will lot of dreams ahead of me Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

This is my final reply to you, so whatever is post after is useless to me

lol. . .
minute (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #154 on: November 04, 2007, 09:23 PM »

this is actually ridiculous.

i lost the humour in all these.
chiogo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #155 on: November 04, 2007, 10:10 PM »

wow, this is why i love nairaland!! Is it just me or don't y'all think it's funny how people who have never met u,don't really know u, seem to know you so much?? I keep sayin' it but y'all be takin' this forum too seriously for real.damn, Omo eko is really popular. damn!!! please talk about me, you guys. wth!! Huh
zigbo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #156 on: November 04, 2007, 10:19 PM »

popular for being venomous when it comes to eng. . . she be spitting on errone with such terrible eng.

u want to be talked about? go to the school where she tutors  Undecided Tongue
chiogo (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #157 on: November 04, 2007, 10:29 PM »

Zigbo, what are u talkin' about??  Undecided
nana (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #158 on: November 04, 2007, 10:31 PM »

Quote from: zigbo on November 04, 2007, 10:19 PM
popular for being venomous when it comes to eng. . . she be spitting on errone with such terrible eng.

u want to be talked about? go to the school where she tutors Undecided Tongue
lol
MoOdYLaDy (f)
Re: Who Are The Worst Grammar Botchers In The House?
« #159 on: November 04, 2007, 10:39 PM »

Quote from: zigbo on November 04, 2007, 10:19 PM
popular for being venomous when it comes to eng. . . she be spitting on errone with such terrible eng.

u want to be talked about? go to the school where she tutors Undecided Tongue
Wtf are you yarning, is it by force to use big vocabulary, we should be thanking Microsoft for that one. And quit showing your foolishness because Venomous doesn't even match up with the sentence you wrote, gosh you are even dumber than I thought

between, what is really bugging your life, tell me oh because we all seem lost on this thread, listen very carefully I really don't give a shit about your opinion or anything you got to say, so my dear keep moving, am out of your fucking league, na wa oooooooo these small rat does not even know where she stays

quit searching for attention because you are never going to get it from me


Quote from: chiogo on November 04, 2007, 10:10 PM
wow, this is why i love nairaland!! Is it just me or don't y'all think it's funny how people who have never met u,don't really know u, seem to know you so much?? I keep sayin' it but y'all be takin' this forum too seriously for real.damn, Omo eko is really popular. damn!!! please talk about me, you guys. wth!! Huh
Yes oh she's really popular lol am beginning to love moodlay better  Grin Grin, funny thing is people judge from what they see on Nairaland, they are busy fighting with faceless girl Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy, abeg enjoy jare, i guess that what makes more interesting
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