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Po Deep (m)
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Big up 2 wordsmith. Doin d league proud. When's your ass comin back to Lagos anyway?
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Wordsmith
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@ Po Deep,
i don't know man, shit's really hectic down 'ere. Even had a test yesterdayimpromptu shitbeen hittin' the books and some 'cause we been rushed through ish, December is it. How's the fort at home? Holla @ flex and B.c for me, will ya?
By the way, get your ass down here and do some battlingget it crackin' bro. . .
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FLOWSHOW
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@maverik why do the results always get delayed flowshow vs saucekid flowshow vs bolajibaok  ?? |
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mailmalc (m)
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@maverik
Thx for the analysis . . . @ least i spat first and still won and damnnnn i gotta improve on my ish.
@hybrid-x
nice battle bro. . . i fancy your lines
@wordsmith
hmmm. . . what can i say. . . mayb i'll just wait for u to cool downstill xpecting your verse
@malthus
thumbs up
@jduck13
common dude. . i'm still waitin for u.
@alexpissu
crush any cat on sight man. . . one love
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@maverick
hmmmmmm!!!!
i tot zee brief u about this dude bolaj . . . . . hommz,u doing good aigth . . . don't waste valuable time analyzing this niggars battle . . . men . . ish really fckd . . .u feel me . . .word
@mailmalc
congrats homzz . . . . . .
@wordsmith
wassup my niggarr . . . . ?
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bolajibaok (m)
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@hybrid-x
thanks 4 being a loud mouthpiece
i think maverik is doing a great job. the nigga needs time to analyse my killer lines very well
but in d mean time , i can see all them cats have chickened out, people don't post here anymore, no battles anymore, its gettin kind of boring since the thread got split up into 2.
hope u guys wont kill the battle spirit
LAGOS QUOTE: WITHOUT BEEF THERE IS NO MEAT!
what do ya'all think ?
@WORDSMITH
beef apart smith, u don't battle fulllllllllls , beef apart , do u really think i don't rock ?
@afrocynic
have u gone on hols to nigeria, ?? puss aint smelling tight anymore
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bolajibaok (m)
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@ bola bitch
Yo I got one slug to kill you,
I pop heat that will grill you
and will turn ya meat to a sausage
have ya shirt drippin like a leaky faucet
ya rhyme Ill toss it like salad or shaq in da paint
you whack and you lame man ill clap at ya brain
bola bitch got no rhyme skillz period
I leavem delirious because my rhymes kill period
and this dude say his rhymes is ill is he serious
I popem in his nut havem bleedin like da bitch is on his period
I'm no joke straight from da top of da dome like my hair do
I blow ya wig off Bitch now get a new hairdo
and i don't have to flash a fuckin got to scare you
I'm to syk I spit flame straight from da air dude
and homey listen you aint ready for this
you spray like a mist
and my fist will leave ya fuckin face in a twist
ma flows retarded politically its handicap mentally
rip ya teeth from ya gums you go need some new dentistry
You no obstacle I eat you like a popsicle
pop ya tonsils and send you to da hospital
whats good straight flame !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jduck quack quack jduck , keep barking like da baby duck when i shoot shots you ass will surely duck duck down like u were born in the dockyard downsouth fully yarded.dogg i spit ill with little' work my flows barks hard on jduck like i was a junkyard dog lyrically am sicker than u . battle wise am iller than u ., my skills are definitely sicker than yours. fool. my tools brings fools to their knees to stool lyrical duck mofos i burn , jduck be burnt and sent straight to hell to burn to burn and smell the perfs of hell's burning flame jduck u are a wack ass lame nigga u got no fame hold back your blame, u can't see my game in threes i rhymes ,like da star in the fest in here am first , am a dogg u can't test testers i beget, my ish u can't contest check my test words , they are sicker than your two ducky testicles duck u aint got no balls , like daffy duck ,i will make u bald like the duck u are , u wont quack no more sophomores i got ,nigga u got no vigor to your flows i wont laugh , you got no humor with my final word in exitting valour i deliver to your ducky ass a big brain tumor ! jduck lean back , u can't stand my steedz see how easily i outrap you with little or no work at all! @maverik u may judge this battle now, jduck is itching to see his failure results |
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menike (m)
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@maverik
u may judge this battle now, jduck is itching to see his failure results
wats there to judge ? Jduck (my nigga ) killed You @Maverik Please pass wit a smile - Bolawateva ain't no competition   @Jduck We don't call him Bola Bitch - His called Bolawateva ( 'member the Hoodloyalz style) We gotta give him that irrelevance or non-existin' status  |
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Jduck13 (m)
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Whats Good Menike, Let him knkow I don't fall for that quakety crap mess.
I have been brought that line to many times get something new people.
But anyways good too c u menike
HOODLOYALZ
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bolajibaok (m)
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@menike the fact that jduck is your younger brother doesnt mean u should beg maverik to judge in his favour . jduck is definitely not a good rapper or freestyler , he sounds more like a gospel rapper preaching halleluyah in his battle ! on a more serious note menike da pooping professor , do u really think what jduck dropped on me could defeat me? , he threw no punches , no power wordplays ,no multis,no metas, no figure of speech! all i saw was nursery school rhymes and quack quack wack flows which gave me power to capitalise on him. jduck even spelt ma name like a primary sch daffy duck he was , ''boja -bitch'' the nigga jduck is just plain wack just like the quacks he barks ! so don't beg or bribe maverik for your brother jduck, our belated maverik is respected by us all regardless of whether he was a judge with 3 posts or not !even hybrid -x will attest to that ! @jduck quack quack quack where ma daffy duck at ? he's still ducking from bolaji's nuclear bombs i guess , so you called your senior brother menike to beg maverik openly to judge in your favour, shameless qwack (quack) rapper!:o  BOTH OF YOU DONT TEST ME, MY REPLY IS SIMPLY INFURIATING! TERRIFIC DRAMA IS WHAT I BRING ALONG @MAVERIK GO AHEAD AND JUDGE THE BATTLE JDUCK VS BOLAJI , WITH 100% FREE MIND! MAVERIK NO INTIMIDATION, NO MENIKE RACIAL ABUSES, NO JDUCK BRIBE ,NO CORRUPTION WHATSOEVER! OBJECTIVITY IN THE COURT OF LAW! JUDGE ON MAVERIK! JUDGE JDUCK VS BOLAJI OBJECTIVELY! |
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Maverik
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I'm sori 4 d delay,guys! My ISP (Celtel) has been trippin since yesterday.I'm actually posting this frm a Cafè and its costing me sm pesos(damn!).
Bt i still do it 4 d love of Hiphop so show some appreciation.
My Judgment on BOLAJIBAOK VS FLOWSHOW is ready.Please stand by 4 d SITUATION REPORT too.
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@maverick
dude quit that . . . . why do u have to analys battle from bolajiboak and flowshow . . . .this dudes keep disrespecting hommz on the this thread and they also playing mutiple characters . . .n now u talking about analysing 'em ish . . .man. . . u really disappointing me . . ish is disgusting . .for real . . .u killing the spirit in hurr . . . .u got better battles to analys . . . . .
damn ! . . .am out anyways . . . jus lost my appetite to spit
shalom
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Maverik
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THE ELIMINATION OF LIL ME!
BOLAJIBAOK VS FLOWSHOW
BOLAJIBAOK:
Punchlines - 8
Quote:"u should pay me homage so nigga where's d money 4 my pirated CD"
Quote:"Nigga you're a freakin retarded copycat (hello! I thot u luvd d word 'retarded? Never mind!)
Quote:"i overturn your flowshows like missed TV episodes"
Quote:"your whole verse sounds like my chorus repeated"
Wordplay - 6
Quote:"i overturn your flowshows like missed TV episodes"
Quote:"im like a shotgun/i interstate between rapid response and crime preventn cops"
Quote:"D Judges got flow detectors like metals,man"
Metaphors - 4
Quote:"i overturn your flowshows like missed TV episodes"
Quote:"iam like a shotgun/i interstate between rapid response and crime preventn cops"
Multies - 2
Quote:"im fabulous,like LO-SO/u wont questn my VO-CALS"
Creativity - 5
(needs improvement)
Delivery - 3
(poor structure)
Total = 28 pts
FLOWSHOW:
Punchlines - 8
Quote:"in my path stands Bolajibroke,a retard rapper ill surely break"
Quote:"i deliver multiple multies to your fading fate"
Quote:"im an hyperbolic paradox/i flow figurative shows into your sickle brain"
Quote:"bolaji a wack rap critic politicking/tick tock,your time is ticking off"
Wordplay - 8
Quote:"flowshow comes wt d unexpected hyperbolic metaphoric"
Quote:"multi-metaphors/now am similar to a simile"
Quote:"im like a dsl/streaming suspense is what i bring 2 play"
Quote:"i deliver multiple multis to your fading fate"
Metaphors - 6
Quote:"i move fast on u like a cheetah"
Quote:"i stream fast like a broadband internet broadcast"
Quote:"im like dsl,streaming suspense is what i bring 2 play"
Multies - 0
Delivery - 3
(poor structure)
Creativity - 4
(needs improvement)
Total = 29
FLOWSHOW WINS WITH 29 PTS!
@Bolajibaok
You are hereby disqualified as a lawful contestant on 'Star Warz'.Please refrain frm calling out any emcee while on this thread.All previous battles involving u are hereby nullified (Jduck13 Vs Bolajibaok,inclusive).However u are free to visit d thread and make your comments.Bt no attacks,please!
(No hard feelings,bro! u kno i dnt hve a thing against u)
@Flowshow
Congratulatnz! You can now proceed 2 battle Afrocynic (if u catch her) or anyone else u deem fit.(Please stop whining about d Saucekid Vs Flowshow Fight,Zephyrr cancelled it and it remains cancelled.)
Once again,congratulatnz!
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Maverik
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SITUATION REPORT!
RATINGS:
Wordsmith - 5 Bars
Mailmalc - 3 Bars
Alexpissu - 3 Bars
Afrocynic - 2 Bars
Hybrid-X - 2 Bars
Malthuss - 2 Bars
Tianshie - 0 Bar
Obedz - 0 Bar
Simmy - 0 Bar
Jduck13 - 0 Bar
Saucekid - 0 Bar
Flowshow - 0 Bar
Naijafan - 0 Bar
Battles:
Naijafan Vs Hybrid-X (waiting on Hybrid)
Afrocynic Vs Flowshow(anybody can go first)
Jduck Vs Mailmalc (J-nice goes first)
Tianshie Vs Saucekid(Tianshie goes first)
Somebody please take a shot at Wordsmith! Dude is on fire!
@Hybrid-X
F.Y.I,BOLAJIBAOK Vs FLOWSHOW was not a battle bt a criminal trial which is why no bar is recorded for Flowshow!
Every person has d right to be heard by d Judge regardless of his personal opinion about d person.Every suspect is presumed innocent until proven guilty! Thats why i analyzed d battle!
If u got concrete evidence to prove Flowshnw guilty,please let me have it!
If u have any doubts about my competence as a Judge,please dnt hesitate to express yourself in a civilized manner.I would gladly drop my post as Judge.Aint getting paid 4 this.
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Maverik
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SITUATION REPORT!
RATINGS:
Wordsmith - 5 Bars
Mailmalc - 3 Bars
Alexpissu - 3 Bars
Afrocynic - 2 Bars
Hybrid-X - 2 Bars
Malthuss - 2 Bars
Tianshie - 0 Bar
Obedz - 0 Bar
Simmy - 0 Bar
Jduck13 - 0 Bar
Saucekid - 0 Bar
Flowshow - 0 Bar
Naijafan - 0 Bar
Battles:
Naijafan Vs Hybrid-X (waiting on Hybrid)
Afrocynic Vs Flowshow(anybody can go first)
Jduck Vs Mailmalc (J-nice goes first)
Tianshie Vs Saucekid(Tianshie goes first)
Somebody please take a shot at Wordsmith! Dude is on fire!
@Hybrid-X
F.Y.I,BOLAJIBAOK Vs FLOWSHOW was not a battle bt a criminal trial which is why no bar is recorded for Flowshow!
Every person has d right to be heard by d Judge regardless of his personal opinion about d person.Every suspect is presumed innocent until proven guilty! Thats why i analyzed d battle!
If u got concrete evidence to prove Flowshnw guilty,please let me have it!
If u have any doubts about my competence as a Judge,please dnt hesitate to express yourself in a civilized manner.I would gladly drop my post as Judge.Aint getting paid 4 this.
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Po Deep (m)
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Fcuk em son, u're a good judge.
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Maverik
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@Po Deep
God bless u,son!
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@maverick
i aint doubting your competence . . . its just that this clowns just clowning this thread with bull ish man . . . it aint easy analysing this rhymes . . .its takes valuable time,cost money too and all kind of resources being put into it . . . . i jus don't want u wasting all that resources on some unserious cats . . . . .if u were getting paid for this u will be earning good cash ma nigger . . . but u aint getting paid . . . .its a sacrifice u making and i really appreciate it . . . . .i know u doing this for the love and fun of it as well . . . don't take it personal . . .just trying to watch your back thats all . . . .undrstand?
plus . . . u's a very good judge to be honest . . . . u doing a splendid job . . .big ups dawg
@naija fan
will respond real soon . . . .got issues . . . .got to handle my biz . . . . . stay fly . .
@po Deep
back at ya . . . . .
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Mailmalc Am challenging you 4 a battle  bring your arsenal to d battle field . Peace Bro @Jduck13 Am waiting on your reply , i dropped my ish already . |
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FLOWSHOW
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@MAVERIK
great judgement maverik. but am still curious , am new on the thread and i battled 2 cats already .i won the two battles and still have no bars? u said i was innocent until proven guilty which means that my battle with saucekid was legal and valid as at when it was done which equally means that it is valid and not null and void. i did law in sch too.mav!
am kind of discouraged that having won two battles i still have zero bars ?please do sumfin bout this!
@afrocynic
am going to drop floshows for the records to drop afrocynic too!
@wordsmith
flowshow is coming to flowshow sickle flows on you next
da wordsmith flowshow is coming for you next!
holla!
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TwizD
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wow looked who walked in strolled in have any of ya seen him it's impossibly hard to beat him do you have anything to say against me put your words against me, follow me Hi  |
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TwizD
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Po Deep how deep your weak pip squeek
i ain't picking on ya, i'm picking you out
then dropping ya from the top of your ego
i'll drop you so hard, you might get squashed
this is just another white wash
i can smight you with one hand
my hand is the only hand that takes on a straight flush
my lines are so great they leave you in a hush
imagine i wasn't so ruff, and you actually had brains
F*** it thats impossible you weak s***
when i take a dump i say one two
here is another po deep twin
but its a whole deep thang
people realise i still haven't dissed him
all i've said is the usual about him
he's a dweeb in the wrong room
but who could blame him
its hard to be a somebody when your name sucks
he must be born to be pretty F***d
HA HA try your luck homey
you better duck for me
this is the TwizD your host
come on Fake Nezzo atleast try
this is true music so deep
but everything about you is bone dry
now this is like a cowboy show at noon
but only one buffon is going to die,
i bet you guessed thats yourself
Now tadala Bye Bye
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Po Deep (m)
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Umm, is this a call out or a casual diss?
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Po Deep (m)
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Umm, is this a call out or a casual diss?
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Po Deep (m)
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@twizd
Umm, is this a call out or a casual diss?
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TwizD
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Take it how you want fella |
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saucekid (m)
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tianshe, waiting on ya dawg
or do ya want the coroner's report on your @rse???
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FLOWSHOW
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@WORDSMITH
like the flowshow professor i am / on wordsmith i will spit dope metaphors/
flowshow multis i battle with,i break your head publicly on tv like it was a breaking news!
wordsmith,like a cracked cd, i will convert your lame ass into smack dvd's
like tybello, my flowshows will be green, u would think i was da professor green
when am done wit u will think i was da wicked witch from northern greenwich
i break your unbeaten streak like i would break da egg yoke of a guinea fowl
am so hammer-like, i overrun your wacklife like i was a iraqi hummer
my flowshows spits similes, i flow stray punchlines at u with deliberate intentions
your name is wordsmith,i hereby re-christian and change em to blacksmith
like an experienced goldsmith ,my flow shows are flowshowingly golden
i come at u strictly with shivering cold, u will suddenly develop cold feet!
i infect with incurable cold,my raplines i HOOK on u like tyson'S uppercuts
your defeat is imminent, your career demise will be too permanent
my style is figurative mad multis i flowshow,like a flowin river my flowshows are simply unstoppable
like the river niger ,my flow is like a river streaming metaphorical hyperboles
am like a resident evil ,my evil will reside wit u like i was a manchester red devil
i spit ill syphillis into metaphors [/color] u would think i was da bible verse of st.mark
i put your winning streak to a complete stop like i was a punctuation mark
lyrically speaking i flowshow figures of speeches like i was an apostolic disciple
mad multis i flow, i am flowshow nigga u can't stop my show,
i'm like a fuel tanker about to have anhead-on collision
my flowshows jams u fatally like a ghastly motor accident
like an unfortunate incident i leave your body lifeless maverik would think i was a fatal car accident
like a cheetah i rap speedily past u
u would think i was a gran turismo ferrarri
my multis and punches are fast and furious, my work on u wont be tootedious
wordsmith,u got winning streaks? no smith your a little boy you can't be serious
like cyrus, am a virusmaking your skills sound feminine like they were mrs jones's missing her menstration period,
seriously speaking ,when am done u will think i was the serius jones
intimidating u like da fatal hussein , i am similar to your daddy u can call me da terrorising saddam
like da kainji dam, your watery winning streaks i will now be damning,
wordsmith you are now the next casualty i will totallycondemn!
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@maverick
wassup ma niggar. , . . .i think am done with this joint aight . . am r just watch for now . . . .i aint batling any more . . .am out dude , officially . . . .
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Maverik
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CRISIS MANAGEMENT!
The Star Warz thread is going through sm real shitty times right now.Zephyrr had 2 take a vacation frm d thread,d thread-starter (hybrid-x) wants out,a lotta mediocres have infiltrated d thread and to further mess things up,my ISP (Celtel) has gone completely bonkers! Dis are really shitty times people! I wish i cud be more available bt my gprs connection is now a collosal failure and d nearest cafè almost ripped me off during my last visit! Yall would hve to do wtout me 4 a while.Suggestnz are welcome as to d way forward.Ive got to go now,my log-on time is up!
@Hybrid-X
do what u gotta do,son.Aint mad at cha!
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Jduck13 (m)
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Yo Boja bitch Menike aint my kin but he is my brother ya heard and you disrespecting me the way you do just makes me know I am a good rapper if I sucked you wouldn't be tryin to clown me no more. But anyways I have done made my way to the top so I aint got nothin to prove.
Yea go ahead and judge me and Bolja B
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