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My privates is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My privates is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my privates got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
My privates is so big, I have to call it Mr. privates in front of company.
My privates is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
My privates is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
My privates has an elevator and a lobby.
My privates has better credit than I do.
My privates is so big, clowns climb out of it when I come.
My privates is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My privates.
My privates is so big, it has casters.
My privates is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
My privates is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbour.
My privates is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My privates.
My privates is so big, it lives next door.
My privates is so big, I entered it in a big-privates contest and it came in first, second, and third.
My privates is so big, it votes.
My privates is a better dresser than I am.
My privates is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
My privates is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
My privates is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
My privates is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
No matter where I go, my privates always gets there first.
My privates takes longer lunches than I do.
My privates contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.
My privates was once the ambassador to China.
My privates is so big, it's gone condo.
My privates was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger privates than himself.
My privates is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
It's so big, when it rains the head of my privates doesn't get wet.
My privates is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
My privates is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.
My privates is so big, it has feet.
My privates is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
My privates is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
My privates is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
My privates is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
My privates is so big, it has investors.
My privates is so big, it seats six.
My privates is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
My privates is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
My privates is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
My privates is so big, it has an opening act.
My privates is so big I can mess an elevator shaft.
My privates is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
My privates is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
My privates is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
My privates is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
My privates is so big, it only plays arenas.
If you cut my privates in two, you can tell how old I am.
My privates was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.
My privates is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
My privates is so big, Trump owns it.
My privates is so big that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.
My privates is so big, I can never sit in the front row.
My privates is so big, it has its own privates. And even my privates's privates is bigger than your privates.
My privates is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.
My privates is so big, it only does one show a night.
My privates is so big, you can ski down it.
My privates is so big, it has elbows.
My privates is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.
My privates is so big, it has a personal trainer.
My privates is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.
My privates is so big, it has a retractable dome.
My privates is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty.
My privates is so big, it's against the law to mess me without protective headgear.
y privates is so big, it has its own gravity
NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my privates.
My privates is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
The inside of my privates contains billions and billions of stars.
My privates is so big, it has a spine.
My privates is so big, it has a basement.
My privates is so big, movie theatres now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My privates.
My privates is more muscular than I am.
My privates is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.
My privates is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.
My privates is so big, I can braid it.
My privates is so big, I painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used it as a flag.
My privates is so big, I can sit on it.
My privates is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
My privates is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
My privates is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
My privates is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
My privates is so big, you're standing on it.
My privates is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
My privates is so big, it plays golf with the president.
My privates is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
My privates's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my privates.
My privates is so big, it's right behind you.
My privates is so big, it has handlebars.
My privates is so big, it only does one show per night.
My privates is so big, my balls have only seen the head in pictures.
My privates is so big, I can only drive convertibles.
My privates is so big, when I get a hard on half my body goes numb.
My privates is so big, when I get a hard on it hits me in the face.
My privates is so big, it put the president on hold for 20 minutes.
My privates is so big, it got into Guinness by being the first Mr. Olympia with no arms.
My privates is so big, I live in his guest room.
My privates is so big, it has its own cleaning crew.
My privates is so big, Firemen slide down it.
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long, so maybe you just shove the thing in too hard on theri tender gardens. Without the proper lubrication.
