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A.K. Moor (m)
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Dear Nairalanders,I have a problem hovering around me.My neighbour's wife wants to screw me.Last two Sundays,she came into my flat half naked after making sure that my wife had gone to church.I couldn't go to church on that Sunday because I was down with malaria. Please I need your candid advice on what to do as this woman is very tempting.
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Seun (m)
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Lock your front door next time you have malaria and your wife has gone out. Problem solved.
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somze (m)
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I believe the story is totally false but lets play the game  - Tell your wife about it
- Tell her husband about it
- Call a meeting in the compound and get everyone discuss it and advice you
- Post it on Nairaland and get the whole world to help you on it, whoops you've done this already, my bad
There, problem solved  |
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Nameless1 (m)
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somze y do u think its false, guess uve waited fror somfin like that before n it never happend to u,
anyways i will go with Seuns idea,
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saucekid (m)
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whatever you do, remember MAGUN is always there  |
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uchetobi (f)
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How did she know u couldn’t make it to church? Anyways wha do u need our advice for? Whether to go for it or not or how to handle the temptation
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uchetobi (f)
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I hadn’t even seen other replies before I posted mine, Seun is so right, lock ur door next time ur neighbor comes around naked or better still take her picture and show her husband
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mellow (m)
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Talk to her and explain why it is not good for you to do that which she has in mind.
Tell her if she does not stop that you are going to tell her Husband. then go straight
and tell your wife what is happening because it is possible that the lady knowing that she
will not get you will go back and tell her husband lies about you, remember, love not
achieved can easily turn to hatred. This way your wife will be on your side when events
start unfolding. Seun's advice is good but it is only but a temporary measure.
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somze (m)
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Come on guys, This stuff is TOTALLY false, take a look at the guys previous post and see if he sounds married or like someone to refuse this Pages: (1) 1 Forums / Sexuality / My Neighbour's Wife Is Trying To Seduce Me on: Today at 11:48:06 AMDear Nairalanders,I have a problem hovering around me.My neighbour's wife wants to screw me.Last two Sundays,she came into my flat half naked after making sure that my wife had gone to church.I couldn't go to church on that Sunday because I was down with malaria. Please I need your candid advice on what to do as this woman is very tempting. 2 Forums / Romance / Re: Which Lady And Guy Would You Like To Date On Nairaland on: Yesterday at 03:20:15 PMYimiton 3 Forums / Sexuality / Re: Help, My Babe Is Too Tight! on: October 30, 2007, 04:18 PMMy brother,try put enough vaseline. 4 Forums / Sexuality / Re: Pay Me Or I'll Do This on: October 26, 2007, 04:59 PMHey bro,you are a genius.Any babe who says otherwise should have her partition ripped off. 5 Forums / Sexuality / privates Size on: October 26, 2007, 02:22 PMThis question goes to all the nairaland ladies.Which one is preferable,a big(monsterous)privates,a moderately size one or a small one? 6 Forums / Sexuality / Re: When Your Man Takes Too Long To Climax on: October 26, 2007, 02:01 PMPEARLDROPS,You seem to know much about sex.Send me a mail on this address; gemanny07@yahoo.com and lets hook up. 7 Forums / Sexuality / Re: Lonely But Married on: October 25, 2007, 06:42 PMYou never serious.Come make I BANG you and solve your problem for you. 8 Forums / Sexuality / Re: Other Names For The Vagina on: October 25, 2007, 06:38 PMPonmo,Bia-bia Bank,
9 Forums / Sexuality / How Do Women Enjoy Sex? on: October 24, 2007, 02:32 PMMen enjoy sex in these ways;their privates gets erect and they insert it into the vagina,they begin to move back and forth and the friction between their privates and the vagina walls gives them pleasure.Ultimately,they ejaculate which is the climax of the whole thing.Can someone out their give me a summary of how women enjoy sex? 10 Forums / Sexuality / Re: Who Enjoys Sex More? on: October 24, 2007, 02:21 PMMake you come ask me.I go tell USee your head like condom. 11 Forums / Sexuality / Re: I Need A Lagos Based Nympho. Jokes Apart. on: October 24, 2007, 02:17 PMI need one too, No be only you. 12 Forums / Sexuality / In Need Of Sugar Mummy. on: October 24, 2007, 02:07 PMI need a very beautiful sugar mummy of not less than forty years of age.She should be ready to pay very well as long as I service her. 13 Forums / Sexuality / Re: When Last Did You Have Sex? on: October 24, 2007, 01:59 PMWork no dey give me chance to mess again. Infact,I can't remember the last time I screwed. 14 Forums / Sexuality / Re: My Daddy And I on: October 24, 2007, 01:50 PMNa devil go punish that ya papa.
15 Forums / Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need Big Boobs And Bakassi on: October 19, 2007, 06:16 PMDo you have money let me arrange for you.
16 Forums / Dating And Meet-up Zone / I Need Big Boobs And Bakassi on: October 19, 2007, 05:53 PM I need a very beautiful girl with big boobs and bakassi to bang this weekend. |
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Zebedee (m)
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that was smart! we shall know all of them soon
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tboy1 (m)
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@ Somze
From that guys post he's one horny brother.Bloody Hell, 80% of his post has to do with sex and the rest in Dating And Meet-up Zone.
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efuah (f)
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ahhhhhhh my darling long tail. . .be careful o  |
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uchetobi (f)
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or maybe he wished his neighbours wife will ome knocking half naked, who knows?
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yimiton (f)
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2 Forums / Romance / Re: Which Lady And Guy Would You Like To Date On Nairaland on: Yesterday at 03:20:15 PM
Yimiton
Oh my gosh!  Of all the cool and decent guys with nice languages, why have I been chosen by this one Oh Somze, Somze, what have I done to deserve this?  Anyway, at least someone wants me! |
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rockiedink (m)
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good grief!!! this is so freaking funny!!!
somze you are not serious o!!! u wan make the guy run comot for nairaland patapata.
neways, good job, and i agree with uchetobi, the story is just a figment of his imagination; his fantasies. poor guy.
maybe he really hasn't been screwed in AGES!!!
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ndumart
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Fall prey and say i was the devils work.
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Easybaby (f)
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@somze, you're correct . . . .don't mind that dude 
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penfold (m)
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somze, u be bad pikin, u just destroy d guy's runs
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a.A.K (m)
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U are playing with fire.The fear of the lord is the begining of wisdom.I think u should just let her husband know about it.Or else u can just stay and eat from the forbiden fruit.
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lady bam (f)
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@ poster Way to go ! ! . What more lies have you got to tell us? huh? Ok, how about this one ; My mom is seducing me this days, and I think I'm going to bang her. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Your neighbours wife indeed? ? ?. . . . . . . .  |
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Gonorrhea (m)
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Dear Nairalanders,I have a problem hovering around me.My neighbour's wife wants to screw me.
trust me, this is no big deal not as half bad as an helicopter hovering around your neck to slice it off for lying repeatedly on nairaland! |
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toluxa1 (m)
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I think she is trying to DEDUCE and REDUCE. beware!!!
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camary (m)
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Make i advise you, you better pick race and never you look back. If you like, make you go mess am, na you sabi
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