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omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #32 on: November 12, 2007, 12:05 AM »

i no need to go to school.All I need na to sabi read & write.
Or wetin u think?
Come that UNILAG when u add to your profile, commot am before I come back next time.
Fake student when u dey take deceive small girls.
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #33 on: November 12, 2007, 12:07 AM »

If someone calls you a pussy, look at them and say "You are what you eat, privates." Grin Grin Grin
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #34 on: November 12, 2007, 12:11 AM »

U too much my guy. I sure say na womanology or pussyology u want to study 4 university sef!
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #35 on: November 12, 2007, 12:23 AM »

Quote from: omen on November 12, 2007, 12:11 AM
You too much my guy. I sure say na womanology or pussyology u want to study 4 university sef!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #36 on: November 12, 2007, 12:25 AM »

I can't use such a foul word.
I don't blame you either. I blame your parents because they allowed you to be visting ashawo joint when u were 12yrs old.
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #37 on: November 12, 2007, 12:27 AM »

foul word??you call those foul words??goosh.I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #38 on: November 12, 2007, 12:32 AM »

Good for me men. I lke to be stupid while a screw ya ass!
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #39 on: November 12, 2007, 12:33 AM »

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today Huh Huh Huh
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #40 on: November 12, 2007, 12:37 AM »

I have  always been this stupid from the day I visted your house & you gave me a cup of water to drink.
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #41 on: November 12, 2007, 12:39 AM »

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none and for your information there is no vaccine against stupidity.ok???
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #42 on: November 12, 2007, 12:42 AM »

I have discussed with one of your sisters & he said the cure is to cut off your head & use it for the ritual
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #43 on: November 12, 2007, 12:44 AM »

Your words are like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!.no wonder you're called BAD OMEN.are you from okija shrine???
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #44 on: November 12, 2007, 12:47 AM »

Yes ooo! That is my house. They just told me that your head will give us like $200Billion USD.
So get ready for me. I am coming
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #45 on: November 12, 2007, 12:49 AM »

very funny.If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.go get some rest,ok??
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #46 on: November 12, 2007, 12:51 AM »

It's ignorance that lead to stupidity. That was why I have both.
But you, you are a non-entity
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #47 on: November 12, 2007, 12:53 AM »

oops,nice one.I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #48 on: November 12, 2007, 12:56 AM »

It was after the transplant that I started attacking like this because on the day of transplant you came to steal blood bank in the hospital.
Funny enough the blood you stole was HIV infested.
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #49 on: November 12, 2007, 12:59 AM »

infected or infested??you're such a dullard,I would have asked you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #50 on: November 12, 2007, 01:02 AM »

For the 1st time u got  a word correct. This extra-moral class I recommended for you are doing a nice job.
At least you can compete with other students now in NECO exam. Don't think of WAEC because na F9 u go get
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #51 on: November 12, 2007, 01:04 AM »

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #52 on: November 12, 2007, 01:06 AM »

i'm no dullard like Ui no be special canditate like you atleast i wan use my brain and do you think NECO exams are cheaper than WASSCE???
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #53 on: November 12, 2007, 01:09 AM »

U see what I mean! Had it been you wrote WAEC in the 80's you will understand.
I don't blame you, go and take GCE/WAEC 1st. Na parallel you go get.
stupid boy!
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #54 on: November 12, 2007, 01:14 AM »

did you write WASSCE in the 80s???did you even go to school at all???you wey be say na adult education programme you dey run.I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #55 on: November 12, 2007, 01:17 AM »

Point of correction. I didn't say WASSCE but WAEC/GCE. As I said earlier, the extra-moral class is helping you a lot. At least you can boast of having 20words in your vocabulary now. Great, guy! I like that. Keep it up.
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #56 on: November 12, 2007, 01:25 AM »

Poophead

WAEC(West Africa Examination Council) co-ordinates the exam and the name of the exam is WASSCE(West Africa Secondary School Certificate Examination).I repeat If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #57 on: November 12, 2007, 01:27 AM »

U know what showbob. There is sth I like about u. You behave well when you have not eaten. But your head no dey correct once u don chop.
I sure say your parents don cook beans & garri for u this night. U no dey shame at the age of 35, u still dey ur papa house. U go even born pikin for your papa house. Okoro!
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #58 on: November 12, 2007, 01:31 AM »

You don't have to run away from the truth you bloody Ignoramus.Anyway,I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #59 on: November 12, 2007, 01:32 AM »

No, why?
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #60 on: November 12, 2007, 01:34 AM »

I am enjoying your company. Just that you refuse to behave well because you ate 3persons meal this night
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #61 on: November 12, 2007, 01:35 AM »

because I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #62 on: November 12, 2007, 01:37 AM »

Awwwwww.Thats the first meaningful thing you'll say in your life.Thats sweet anyway but i need to get some sleep.ok buddy??
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #63 on: November 12, 2007, 01:38 AM »

that means i am fine & healthy.
The last time you visited hospital, hope you remembered what they saw in your ears. Pieces of condom.
ashawo is your name.
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