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omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #96 on: November 12, 2007, 12:47 PM »

hahaha Omen has run for cover   
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hey guys, we have agreed to stop the fight.
Better think of sth good to do with your life.
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #97 on: November 12, 2007, 12:49 PM »

don't mind Iwajay he has forgotten there is no vaccine for his stupidity.i am still contemplating whether to honour it or not.Migines has really pissed me;D Grin Grin Grin
tope_teadr (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #98 on: November 12, 2007, 03:51 PM »

Showbobo, leave omen alone if u don't want md to unleash ur secrets.
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #99 on: November 12, 2007, 04:26 PM »

Quote from: tope_teadr on November 12, 2007, 03:51 PM
Showbobo, leave omen alone if u don't want md to unleash your secrets.

Are you trying to blackmail me or what Huh Huh
Millena (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #100 on: November 12, 2007, 04:32 PM »

 Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
So much hating
tope_teadr (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #101 on: November 12, 2007, 04:36 PM »

No, just asking u to leave omen alone. Omen was crying, from the series of bombs you fired at him. He bearly made it out of the war field alive.
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #102 on: November 12, 2007, 04:38 PM »

don't mind OMEN jare but i would leave him since you've asked me to;D Grin Grin
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #103 on: November 12, 2007, 07:14 PM »

I will answer u both when I am through with the day.
Say by 11pm
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #104 on: November 12, 2007, 10:47 PM »

No, just asking u to leave omen alone. Omen was crying, from the series of bombs you fired at him. He bearly made it out of the war field alive.
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Come you know say you get mouth odour & u no go close the mouth.
Just 4 reminder sake, go & brush your mouth 1st before u talk.Your mouth dey smell.

Layabout!
Naijagurly (f)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #105 on: November 12, 2007, 10:59 PM »

you people need help
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #106 on: November 12, 2007, 11:03 PM »

Quote from: Naijagurly on November 12, 2007, 10:59 PM
you people need help

wetin this idiot dey find about??who put her mouth?? Angry Angry
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #107 on: November 12, 2007, 11:04 PM »

you people need help
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You might be right. But these guys know what they are doing.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #108 on: November 13, 2007, 01:03 AM »

Omen you know what, don't you ever think 'bout saying something that makes sense 4 once. Why are you just a dullard.
Whose brains has been fed to the vultures in the air. No wonder showbobo said u went for a brain transplant and the brain rejected u. because u were naturally born eccentric, and u always lacking behind in ur every status.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #109 on: November 13, 2007, 01:04 AM »

Why did i even reply. Talking to a dullard like u makes no sense and is useless.
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #110 on: November 13, 2007, 02:16 AM »

Why did i even reply. Talking to a dullard like u makes no sense and is useless
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I am even wasting my time talking to a malodorous animal like u.
Go and seek forgiveness.
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #111 on: November 13, 2007, 02:20 AM »

I am even regretting allowing your parents to have UThey wanted to abort you but I pleaded with them.
Evil child! I hope you won't turn to a vampire someday.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #112 on: November 13, 2007, 02:27 AM »

Omen, is that how disrespect runs in ur ancestral line.
That u now forgot ur dad had to come lend money from me to celebrate ur naming ceremony.
And talking to a low life like u is not worth it.
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #113 on: November 13, 2007, 02:30 AM »

Mine is even good. The day your parents had your sex they ate 4 bowl of amala from my house.
Just imagine how poor they are. Church rat!
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #114 on: November 13, 2007, 02:33 AM »

They were begging to be my house help but too bad guy.Wake up from your slumber
codswallop!
tope_teadr (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #115 on: November 13, 2007, 10:10 AM »

Have you forgotten that i've been the sponspor suppyling condoms for ur parents when they started their family planning after 300 kids.
Or u've forgotten the times when they wash and dried condoms.
So u now see the reason why u're a retard.
clemcykul
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #116 on: November 13, 2007, 10:52 AM »

hahhaa i love u guys Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

@omen don't let them get wid it Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #117 on: November 14, 2007, 02:40 AM »

Cool! Men my parents too much oo. Even before family planning became popular, they have imbibed the practice.
Abeg make una clap for them
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #118 on: November 14, 2007, 02:46 AM »

Sincerely speaking Tope, what I like about is that u like to talk when other are talking. But what I dislike about u is that u are a big fool.

1st of all, have you even thought of who your father is?
Since you are a small boy let me give u the low down.

Your father was a watch night in Railway Corporation.  Once he receives his pay, he uses the cash to play pool & drink. Infact he is a chronic drunk.
Your mum thought your dad was responsible & got married to him.
After 2 month of repetitive misconduct, your mum decided to play the game. What game you may ask?

There was on brick layer beside your rented house called Johnny.
She gave your mum just N5 chew gum & she opened wide her legs for the man to explore. That one time sex gave birth to you.
I confidently tell u this. If you doubt me ask your mum in you dad presence. Both of them are aware. But I didn't say u should ask them with cutlass or gun o.

When your dad got to know, he gladly accepted the pregnancy because he was born that way too.
More still, don’t be sober about this because even your younger ones too were born that way.
Out of frustration, your dad started stealing & got sacked.
How your mum have left the poor man

I think it is an ancestral cause. You need to visit mountain of fire church for deliverance!
To be candid, go & look for your dad. He should be living under Ojuelegba bridge by now because the last time I saw him that was his house. As a good boy, I gave him N50 to buy bread for lunch.
I didn’t say you should thank me. At least u are grown up. Show him little love. He is mentally ill. Take him back to your village.
sy2000 (f)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #119 on: November 14, 2007, 02:46 AM »

I didn't get the joke. What is so special about the calabar man?
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #120 on: November 14, 2007, 02:48 AM »

I will continue with the remaining part of the story 2morow
everinlove (m)
I'm new and I want to make as many friends as possible
« #121 on: November 14, 2007, 03:05 AM »

Good day All,

I am William by name, a male and I reside in Lagos.I am new in this forum and I would love to make as many friends as possible, both males and females. You can alway contact me through this e-mail address wilimor@yahoo.com.

Thanks and God bless.
omen
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #122 on: November 14, 2007, 03:08 AM »

Good day All,

I am William by name, a male and I reside in Lagos.I am new in this forum and I would love to make as many friends as possible, both males and females. You can alway contact me through this e-mail address wilimor@yahoo.com.

Thanks and God bless.
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U are welcome guy. All u need is to come online.
But be ready 4 yabbssss anytime, because that is there food here.
sog4mail (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #123 on: November 14, 2007, 03:56 AM »

If I borrow you laugh, which time you go pay am back?

NA WA 4 this UR JOKE OOOOHHHH
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #124 on: November 14, 2007, 12:05 PM »

@Tope

don't mind BAD-OMEN,He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that FOOL YOU. He really is an idiot.
Bestglo (f)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #125 on: November 14, 2007, 12:12 PM »


Can't believe you guys are still on this thread
showbobo (m)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #126 on: November 14, 2007, 12:18 PM »

meaning??
Bestglo (f)
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man!
« #127 on: November 14, 2007, 12:24 PM »

Meaning what u think
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