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ituen (m)
Texan Farmer Travels
« on: November 08, 2007, 02:14 PM »


A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?

The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

ituen (m)
Re: Texan Farmer Travels
« #1 on: November 10, 2007, 02:40 PM »

Mother-in-law killed

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.

While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply.

Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would then ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
shagger (m)
Re: Texan Farmer Travels
« #2 on: November 10, 2007, 03:45 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Ituen you are really very good and also very crazy, anyway keep up the work.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Texan Farmer Travels
« #3 on: November 10, 2007, 03:56 PM »

Ituen you are my man, I'm rotflmao.
clemcykul
Re: Texan Farmer Travels
« #4 on: November 12, 2007, 01:19 PM »

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iwajay (m)
Re: Texan Farmer Travels
« #5 on: November 12, 2007, 02:20 PM »

Clem! the jokes are funny but your lafta's overemphasized.
clemcykul
Re: Texan Farmer Travels
« #6 on: November 12, 2007, 03:01 PM »

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showbobo (m)
Re: Texan Farmer Travels
« #7 on: November 12, 2007, 03:05 PM »

Aiphie is by my side right now.We are both in Bahamas for our honeymoon.*its a top secret,Ugonna should not hear please* Grin Grin
ituen (m)
Re: Texan Farmer Travels
« #8 on: November 13, 2007, 10:34 AM »

Quote from: showbobo on November 12, 2007, 03:05 PM
Aiphie is by my side right now.We are both in Bahamas for our honeymoon.*its a top secret,Ugonna should not hear please* Grin Grin

Show bobo,

i don't know why you can't differentiate bahamas from bayelsa? Enjoy ur honeymoon, u wife snatcher
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