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Hi Everyone i am one lame ass graduate looking for a job i am short, stoky but attractive, and i need a woman with the following attributes

A lady betwen 35 o 42
A height of between 4 feet 4 to 4 feet 8 (don't want any one taller than i am)
Not necessarily a graduate but must be finacially upright,(must own a boutique or provision store)
Must be black in complextion with open teeth( tribal marks will be highly considered)

interested applicants should please apply as soon as possible!