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kronkykay (m)
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Again I bet it would have made more sense if I understood what you said.
why are u dulling to the razzling of a young and talented fellow like that. @chyker not so sure if yur flow still works on females. i suppose u stick to BEN- GAYShuh! kronky is here to claim his rightful spot, my darling sugar_lips. just hold on a moment, i'll be there. |
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Migines (m)
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@ben really Manchester United a naturally funny, even witout startn a thread u still crack me u.
@suga
words can't explain the way i feel about clem. . . . Sorry. . . YOU
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ben~jay (m)
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Swtheart No vex oh i forgot she doesn't understand naija english
Not all of us where priviledged to attend private schools.
If not for God's intervention,my Mum would have exchanged me for a washing hand basin when i was born in the Hospital.
I am lucky i even had an education
The koko is that i will do anything to make you happy, eventhough it means killing my mother inlaw.
@Migines Man wetin we go do naa, we need to make people laff, The Condition of Naija economy don reach to make even mad man laff though.
@kronkykay Thank your stars i am in a happy mood, , I for change am for your head.
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Suga_Lips (f)
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@ben, my mom would still accept you. You should bother about my dad. . . He's the one with the gun anyway  |
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ben~jay (m)
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B£N rushes in and grabs a bullet proof.
Do you guys have DOGS so i bring a jean along also?
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tope_teadr (m)
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Suga has denied my love letter.
Ben get ready 4 world war 3. I am coming to you house with the latest nuclear bomb to destroy u compltely 4 snatching my girl.
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ben~jay (m)
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B£N grabs Suga_Lips, mounts his private rocket and takes off to the moon. Guess what TT,thats where we will be spending the rest of our HONEYMOON.  |
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kronkykay (m)
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why are u in a hurry ben?
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ben~jay (m)
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@kronkykay I no fit shout.  |
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Suga_Lips (f)
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I'm not going to the moon with anyone. There was the Bahamas, Hong Kong and all them other exotic places but you just had to pick the moon. I'm not going to no moon before our rocket explodes. Who knows what Tope may have planted? |
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ben~jay (m)
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@Suga_Lips Swthrt, You should have asked why i chose the moon
I heard their is this new exotic 9 star hotel built by 1 Niger Delta astronaut (Asari Dokubo)
The suites come with a Jacuzzi filled with champagne.
I know you will like it.
Moreover it will be safe from all the badbelles in NLD.
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tessybaby (f)
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@ Tope, kronky, ben
hey hey hey
i don't want any fighting here
this is MY love letter and i don't want to hear any guns, bullets, bombs stuffs here
by the way i will need your help oh
i need donations for the naming ceremony
am short of cash
donate anything; food stuff, chairs, drinks, and so on except ur sperms
i don't need another baby yet
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biggerboy (m)
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I'll donate a cage for the baby because i know he will be as wild as the father
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ugonna0071 (f)
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I'll donate a cage for the baby because i know he will be as wild as the father
This is wickedness, are u now saying that tessy's baby is a monkey. Ewoo!, tessy pele jare, no mind bad belle people, wey no like your little monkey. |
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oloksman1 (m)
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as a humanitarian person, i go donate 2 yards of militant Khaki to sew him-her pants and wears(because i can't imagine how militant d pikin go become) 1 crate of UDEME, (so that after ceremony,guys fit KOMBAT)-i Can't imagine d tournament to honour d WILD PIKIN 1 dozen of OKADA SAFETY helmet,so that them no go fit break people head directly(AS SAFETY PRECAUTION) 1 masking tape,to tape the mouth of the pikin(because,he-she's going to be crying/laughing all day,I BET YOU) 1 bag of GARRI as cerelac/cereal to LOAD in his/her feeding bottle a scholarship award to IGBUDU nur/pry MILITANT sch.PH I RETURN TICKET,to warri creek. lastly 1 Name (Multiple-Father-Attutupoyoyo-Pikin) @tessy, SEE ME PERSONALLY IN MY OFFICE, come alone OOo |
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Ninjabyte (m)
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Oloksman, na wa for u oooo. E be like say u dey speak from experience. Where's ur son now?
Tessy, looks like ur son is going to come out with 669 on his forehead
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oloksman1 (m)
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@ninjabyte
abi na commando byte,
Can't u undastan that am only offering Humatarian Service?
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oloksman1 (m)
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Come come come! commando-byte
No come pour sand sand 4 ma garri oo
I nefa get child oo
I still be single and searching 4 T'sy
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biggerboy (m)
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Abi make we donate the wild baby to the gods? |
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ben~jay (m)
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Come to think of it, What will the baby look like since there was no lite when ITUEN n TESSY were doing it ? Afterall na me been hold lamp for them and we all know the way ituen normally sweats when he is untop. |
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ben~jay (m)
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@biggerboy U wan take JUJU take serve JUJU ?
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Ninjabyte (m)
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Come come come! commando-byte
No come pour sand sand 4 ma garri oo
I nefa get child oo
I still be single and searching 4 T'sy
Bros, which garri u get? U think say u get chance to eat kpomo for here? U must pass through my Infirmary School of E-Scoping |
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Migines (m)
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Electronic scoping i guess.
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ituen (m)
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Na wa oh. Boys dey learn hw to express their love
Since there are 4 fathers, we can share them appropriately
Miggy- Body stature (midget)
TT - Frontal Lobe brain (Mugu)
Showbobo - Face
Freezy - Blah blah
Kronky - Teeth
Biggerboy - HIV (-ve cells)
Ituen - don't bother. My genes were recessive during the intercourse
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saucekid (m)
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no comments  |
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victor4u (m)
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THIS IS THE RESULT OF THE DNA TEST
The child belongs to ---abeg make i go take my goggles
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biggerboy (m)
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Na ituen get am
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ituen (m)
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Hey i forgot sauce kid
SAUCE KID - Sperm speed at the speed of snail.
Couldnt get there before fertilization ofthe other 5 fathers
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