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biggerboy (m)
Nairaland Ladies
« on: November 13, 2007, 12:35 PM »

I just got a contract from Honorable Dimeji Bankole ,the Speaker of the House OF Representatives to find a wife for him so he can finally say good bye to bachelorhood on or before 31st of december this year.I have therefore decided to limit my search to nairaland.Any interested lady on nairaland (except ennyluv and naijagurly) should briefly apply here ASAP so i can screen them before making my recommendations to the speak
ije.ane (f)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #1 on: November 13, 2007, 02:59 PM »

please how do i apply for this? i need it and i will be pleased if u will tell me the criteria for applying i am very fine o
biggerboy (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #2 on: November 13, 2007, 03:38 PM »

Post ur full sixe picture.
Hope you don't have tribal marks
clemcykul
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #3 on: November 13, 2007, 03:44 PM »

ok how do i apply hu Huh Huh Huh Huh

i have 4 breasts, Grin
no hair on my head, Embarrassed
ive got 2 oclock eyes
and i have 1 1/2 legs Grin Grin Grin Grin

hope u'll consider me Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
biggerboy (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #4 on: November 13, 2007, 03:45 PM »

You sound like a good candidate.
kindly send your picture to me at  biggerboy@juicycontractfrombankole.com
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #5 on: November 13, 2007, 03:48 PM »

Sorry clem, proffesional's re not allowed.
iwajay (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #6 on: November 13, 2007, 04:05 PM »

i'm the job consultant that would do the first screening before i turn you over to biggerboy. So i get to peruse before biggerboy then the speaker guy. You girls can apply though www.iwajayscreeningblahblah.com
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #7 on: November 13, 2007, 04:14 PM »

Ashawo. ;d ;d ;d ;d.
Emperoh (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #8 on: November 13, 2007, 04:18 PM »

I will give you the necessary tips on what to present to Biggerboy to be shortlisted for the final interview. My consultancy fee is just U$D100. Guaranty assured. Grin Grin Grin
tessybaby (f)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #9 on: November 13, 2007, 04:22 PM »

@ clemcy
i thought u were married to migines

just wait till he visits this thread

as for me ehh
am comfortable where i am, u know nah?
biggerboy (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #10 on: November 13, 2007, 04:23 PM »

Quote from: iwajay on November 13, 2007, 04:05 PM
i'm the job consultant that would do the first screening before i turn you over to biggerboy. So i get to peruse before biggerboy then the speaker guy. You girls can apply though www.iwajayscreeningblahblah.com

Quote from: Emperoh on November 13, 2007, 04:18 PM
I will give you the necessary tips on what to present to Biggerboy to be shortlisted for the final interview. My consultancy fee is just You$D100. Guaranty assured. Grin Grin Grin

Not so fast !! You guys are rogues and fraudsters.

Disclaimer:Emperoh and Iwajay have never been and will never be staff of Biggerboy inc.Anybody that transacts business with them especialy as regards the screening of babes for the speaker does it at his or her own risk
mdsocks (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #11 on: November 13, 2007, 04:31 PM »

he he kasala don bust

bigger boying could i applied?  Grin
sicky (f)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #12 on: November 13, 2007, 04:51 PM »

i am cool and tall i have a good job but i hate politicians i only like bigger boy Wink so if he is game then i m lay
biggerboy (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #13 on: November 13, 2007, 05:01 PM »

Quote from: sicky on November 13, 2007, 04:51 PM
i am cool and tall i have a good job but i hate politicians i only like bigger boy Wink so if he is game then i m lay

You are most welcome Grin Grin *grins from ear to ear*
Quote from: mdsocks on November 13, 2007, 04:31 PM
he he kasala don bust

bigger boying could i applied? Grin


sorry the speaker is not gay.look for your mate elsewhere
mdsocks (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #14 on: November 13, 2007, 05:02 PM »

am applying if the speaker is an homosexual   Grin Grin Grin Cheesy
mdsocks (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #15 on: November 13, 2007, 05:03 PM »

Quote from: biggerboy on November 13, 2007, 05:01 PM
sorry the speaker is not gay.look for your mate elsewhere

who told you ,did he inform you
biggerboy (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #16 on: November 13, 2007, 05:05 PM »

Quote from: mdsocks on November 13, 2007, 05:03 PM
who told you ,did he inform you
He's my client.i know him very well.You can try At*ku.
Khams
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #17 on: November 13, 2007, 06:11 PM »

he he he he  Grin Grin I don de Imagine that baboon called at*ku yanshing de bobo. Na that time him eye go clear as them talk say di man thing is so big that he dey use only 50%. Anyway, goodluck sha maybe ur own hole na helele.
dablessed (f)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #18 on: November 13, 2007, 06:19 PM »

Hehehe, notin wey them no go post for nairaland,

Anyway mr consultant biggerboy, you aint representing your client well i must say, can you tell us more about him? What's the catch? The fact that he is the speaker of the house is not enough for the gurls to jump at him, Abeg post his full profile jare,
biggerboy (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #19 on: November 14, 2007, 09:01 AM »

Quote from: dablessed on November 13, 2007, 06:19 PM
Hehehe, notin wey them no go post for nairaland,

Anyway mr consultant biggerboy, you aint representing your client well i must say, can you tell us more about him? What's the catch? The fact that he is the speaker of the house is not enough for the girls to jump at him, Abeg post his full profile jare,

U no get TV? You should have been seeing my client on TV everyday.Anyway,I sont think I will consuder you for him because I learnt you dropped out of Primary School.Anyway,The guy also needs a maid ,maybe you can apply for that. Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin
chiegemba (f)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #20 on: November 14, 2007, 09:08 AM »

Should i attach my resume 4 enchanced and speedy qualification Tongue Grin "kiddin" good Luck on your search though! Wink
                funny thread
biggerboy (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #21 on: November 14, 2007, 09:15 AM »

Quote from: chiegemba on November 14, 2007, 09:08 AM
Should i attach my resume 4 enchanced and speedy qualification Tongue Grin "kiddin" good Luck on your search though! Wink
  funny thread

please DO.

Come,wait a minute,were you not the lady that got pregnant for your madam's husband in iyana iba last year?
Khams
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #22 on: November 14, 2007, 10:30 AM »

Shuo!! Bigger boy, E don be like say u don de become bigger mouth that fir cut ur neck. Di lady na Alaye mother for the area. My advice to you is to watch out for the boys because dey fit call on you anytime. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
temmysexy (f)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #23 on: November 14, 2007, 10:45 AM »

abeg biggy, i dey interested. but hmmm, hmmm, i get tribal marks ( am from Ibadan) and my english get comma, but i sabi other things oh Tongue Wink Grin  i fit apply?
The Pope (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #24 on: November 14, 2007, 11:54 AM »

God, save us from nairaland chics and their love for cheap things.
clemcykul
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #25 on: November 14, 2007, 01:00 PM »

Quote from: The Pope on November 14, 2007, 11:54 AM
God, save us from nairaland chics and their love for cheap things.


thanks dear Kiss Kiss i also pray all the time that the heavens deliver u from dying in cheap skirts Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin that is becoz i care for you Grin Grin
biggerboy (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #26 on: November 14, 2007, 01:26 PM »

More applications please!!
temmysexy (f)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #27 on: November 14, 2007, 02:15 PM »

Quote from: The Pope on November 14, 2007, 11:54 AM
God, save us from nairaland chics and their love for cheap things.


God, save us from some nairalanders that have no sence of humour Angry Huh
biggerboy (m)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #28 on: November 14, 2007, 02:27 PM »

More application please!!
dablessed (f)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #29 on: November 14, 2007, 08:10 PM »

Quote from: biggerboy on November 14, 2007, 09:01 AM
You no get TV? You should have been seeing my client on TV everyday.Anyway,I sont think I will consuder you for him because I learnt you dropped out of Primary School.Anyway,The guy also needs a maid ,maybe you can apply for that. Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin


Heheheh biggermouth/boy ,  sorry na, no vex haba! How i go get tv when i never get money buy pant and bra for my oga-I'm-madam place, abeg consider me for the maid my brother ehn? I go settle you when i collect my first wages, at least that one too go help you small, u go fit buy that tin wey u tell me say u been want buy since last dec 31st, but no worries, i no go mention am for here ok? My pally co house maid!!!!!
toyin.A (f)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #30 on: November 14, 2007, 10:07 PM »

Very sure d guy is very ugly that is y u r helping him NA VERY LONG THING OO
chiegemba (f)
Re: Nairaland Ladies
« #31 on: November 15, 2007, 05:12 AM »

Quote from: biggerboy on November 14, 2007, 09:15 AM
please DO.

Come,wait a minute,were you not the lady that got pregnant for your madam's husband in iyana iba last year?

hahahahaha! o so u remembered as u happened to be my madam's unfaithful husband in iyana iba that wasnt satisfied with what my madam provided for him that he had to deceive an innocent omo ise Tongue Grin
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