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The Pope (m)
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clemcyks, u sound sweet but r u tellin me that u wear cheap skirts? i guess u deserve d prayer more than anyone else on nairaland.
as for you temmysex, looking for humour, ehhnnn? hear me, without biff or any harm; i don't need to write an application to get u cleaning my ssox. if u want to laff, u can. but i av the face and everythin that can also make u cry.
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oge4real (f)
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I am not interested in being his wife, so is there a vacancy for the post of mother- inlaw?  |
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oge4real (f)
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I am not interested in being his wife, so is there a vacancy for the post of mother- inlaw? |
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bigboy2006
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@poster
see nairaland ladies the guy get HIV make una no marry the guy ooo ok.fine
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biggerboy (m)
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@poster
see nairaland ladies the guy get HIV make una no marry the guy ooo ok.fine
No spoil market for me o!!How can you say my client has got HIV? Why do you always wish every body suffers the same fate as UIn case you need our help,I will tell my client to buy ARV drugs for you. I am not interested in being his wife, so is there a vacancy for the post of mother- inlaw? My Client can not marry that your daughter with cross eyes |
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temmysexy (f)
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@ the pope whatever @ biggy we are all waiting oh  |
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The Pope (m)
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@temmysexy
hope i wasn't hell rude. maybe i can buy u lunch
Nairalanders, steer clear!
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biggerboy (m)
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About 10 delectable nairaland ladies have beenshortlisted for the first round of screening by my client.The list will be relaesed soon.Others can still apply though
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Aiphie (f)
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*whispers to self* hope I'm not late yet.
Hey Mr consultant see me here.
Believe me, I am every thing your client needs and more.
*smiles and flutters eyelash*
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showbobo (m)
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@Aiphie
Where have you been,babe???i have just sent your picture and description to NTA,We already declared you missing.
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biggerboy (m)
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See me see trouble o,which pickin? *whispers to self* hope I'm not late yet.
Hey Mr consultant see me here.
Believe me, I am every thing your client needs and more.
*smiles and flutters eyelash*
Kindly send your picture.I heard you modelled for Adex pure water,is it true? |
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biggerboy (m)
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Meanwhile i could have considered you if not for the age limit of 45 |
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chiegemba (f)
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Quote from: biggerboy on November 14, 2007, 09:15 AM
please DO.
Come,wait a minute,were you not the lady that got pregnant for your madam's husband in iyana iba last year? hahahahaha! o so u remembered as u happened to be my madam's unfaithful husband in iyana iba that wasnt satisfied with what my madam provided for him that he had to deceive an innocent omo ise See me see trouble o,which pickin?
Kindly send your picture.I heard you modelled for Adex pure water,is it true?
You still dey ask?  "this my madam husband sef " Na wa oooo  |
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ituen (m)
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Where the hell is mimiki. She shld apply.
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Migines (m)
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Nah, shes too much.
Or maybe
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she don take fine kill herself.
U remember that don't ya.
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Suga_Lips (f)
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Can I still apply?  I just want to use him and dump him after he's gotten me a villa in the Bahamas with a sexy ride on the side. |
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Migines (m)
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You kill him when u've woken up and back on nairaland.
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biggerboy (m)
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Can I still apply? I just want to use him and dump him after he's gotten me a villa in the Bahamas with a sexy ride on the side. By the time my Client is true,I can assure you that your life will not remain the same again. |
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Migines (m)
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Lol. She myte come out of the relationship with bow legs, wrenched lips and over squeezed butt cheeks.
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Migines (m)
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4got to add
mosquito bite look-alike b00bs
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clemcykul
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@miggie what a witty remark ;Dlol that is what keep endearing you to me @teadr how are u doing  |
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biggerboy (m)
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More applications please!!!
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clemcykul
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@miggie what a witty remark ;Dlol that is what keep endearing you to me @teadr how are u doing |
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tope_teadr (m)
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I'm fine clemcy.
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Migines (m)
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@clem
yeeeeaaaah baaaby
*curtain falls*
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tope_teadr (m)
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Draws curtain open and sees something my eyes weren't supposed to see.
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Migines (m)
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*and he goes blind*
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biggerboy (m)
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*and he goes blind*
*he applied holy water but still remained blind,medical doctor also said the situation can not be helped* |
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Suga_Lips (f)
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4got to add
mosquito bite look-alike b00bs
That is so sad |
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